🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Spectre_06]

Good on him honestly. This is a bad time to be doing the groyper grift.

Fuentes' fans can't stand him, judging by the responses he got when he was in Arizona. It definitely seemed like he was trying way too hard to insert himself into stuff and be seen by Nick and his fans, more-so than he would have done two years ago. Nick may say "nice" things about him, or just be neutral on it but you definitely got the impression he was less than pleased with the fact people like Ralph and Baked showed up just to be seen there and weren't actually interested in the object of the grift.

In fact I've noticed that when it comes to the fans of the e-celebs he's trying to get in good with, they don't seem to like him. If you look at the Road Rage Discord leaks you had Dick's fans saying they wished they had tried to fight him. Or you have him after Road Rage Tampa getting into a fight on Discord with Digibro and saying he was fucking May, only for DIck's fans to tell him to drink bleach. It just seems that aside from the 100 braindead idiots still giving him money, no one else's fans seem to like him, and you have to think about the fact that Dick is going out of his fucking way to build Ralph up and his fans still aren't biting.

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

Ethan Ralph's guardian angel saves him again. I bet its Ronnie Ralph. I wonder if Gator will attend in his place?

Maybe instead of Gator, he will send Pantsu Party there in his place and give her a new smart phone to record content with.

 

[Chris Mclean]

If this is a new tweet, where is anyone else talking about his legal stuff except here? I got a lot of crap for saying Faith was full of it from the start and he was never going to go to jail. Curious what he considers fanfic.

Im honestly shocked that so many people belived he would go to jail for an at best dubious internet crime. Like seriously during covid times? Where they are releasing non serious offenders left and right? Where the plaintiff is an insane sociopath that accused her own father of beating her and her brother of molesting her?.

I guess a lot of user on this board are either legit autistic or hate Ethan with such a burning passion that they ignore reality.

Sorry I didn’t watch PPP’s stream on it but I saw his kitties on here pushing that narrative. If that’s where they got it from makes sense.

Im sorry teaclips but that doesnt work when you call your capos kittys. It needs to be catchy to stick.

 

[Spectre_06]

Im honestly shocked that so many people belived he would go to jail for an at best dubious internet crime. Like seriously during covid times? Where they are releasing non serious offenders left and right? Where the plaintiff is an insane sociopath that accused her own father of beating her and her brother of molesting her?.

After the first week I don't think anyone believed he was going to jail after the reality set in that COVID was the best thing to happen for the fat fuck, because it was keeping people like him OUT of jail. If you go back I think you'll find the mentions of jail were more tongue-in-cheek, or stating what the maximum penalty was. Now him going back to prison for violating his probation? That was on the table. Prison is different than jail.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan has withdrawn from AFPAC, neatly dodging the Fuentes schism in the process:

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Oh wow, gunty did something I can agree with. I'm tempted to make a "God works in mysterious ways" joke regarding to dodging the massive AFPACII FBI honeypot, but I won't... I still did I guess.

Hopefully the hospital she's at is competent. Wanna know one of the reasons Australia had a second wave? Hospital security guards were having fucking orgies with quarantined covid whores, and they spread the coof to the general public after work. We'd be at around 6000 without that mess.

Im sorry teaclips but that doesnt work when you call your capos kittys. It needs to be catchy to stick.
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What? This just convinced me, I'm going to listen to all that teaclips VS PPP autism. There's many hour long streams.

 

[Terrorist]

Nick must be pissed that his keynote speaker has backed out

 

[Bob Barker]

Nick must be pissed that his keynote speaker has backed out

I'm sure the groypers are really bummed out they will be missing ralph's lecture on the dis-functionality of Josh Moon's penis.

 

[Fslur]

Im honestly shocked that so many people belived he would go to jail for an at best dubious internet crime. Like seriously during covid times? Where they are releasing non serious offenders left and right? Where the plaintiff is an insane sociopath that accused her own father of beating her and her brother of molesting her?.

I guess a lot of user on this board are either legit autistic or hate Ethan with such a burning passion that they ignore reality.

Im sorry teaclips but that doesnt work when you call your capos kittys. It needs to be catchy to stick.
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I would tease him because his pfp was a cat. Not because he was my capo. He doesn’t dislike bomb streams for me or start personal army thread requests. He went @ me for clout (which is retarded that anyone thinks I have any).. PPP thought he was a capo or something so threw bad optics at him and said he had monetized his content.

Most people speculating Ralph was going to get fined.. Idk how parole works but it’s weird imo that his ended after being charged with something during his parole. Seems odd..

 

[Ralphamale]

Most people speculating Ralph was going to get fined.. Idk how parole works but it’s weird imo that his ended after being charged with something during his parole. Seems odd..

The Virginia legal system is a joke. Null had tons of evidence about those kids black mailing Chris Chan while the cops just said "oh too bad". That states nothing but a shit show.

 

[Chris Mclean]

What? This just convinced me, I'm going to listen to all that teaclips VS PPP autism. There's many hour long streams.

Oh its a great autistic tale of a woman learning that she needs to shut the fuck up.

I would tease him because his pfp was a cat. Not because he was my capo. He doesn’t dislike bomb streams for me or start personal army thread requests. He went @ me for clout (which is retarded that anyone thinks I have any).. PPP thought he was a capo or something so threw bad optics at him and said he had monetized his content.

Most people speculating Ralph was going to get fined.. Idk how parole works but it’s weird imo that his ended after being charged with something during his parole. Seems odd..

Uhuh so how did your kitty grimcheers, end up debating JMK and defending your honor then? Something you tried to get PPP to do?

Debate with Grimmcheers

www.youtube.com

 

[GL09]

Plenty more to come i'm sure.

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[Ralphamale]

Why will tonight be a classic Ralph? After the black guy banned from cpac drops the n bomb a few dozen times are you going to get a call from the hospital, yell THEM GAWD DAMN AYYLAWGS FAWK THIS! proceeding to flip his desk and abort the whole show?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Plenty more to come i'm sure.
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The white trash apple doesn't fall far from the white trash tree, Ethan. You're next!

 

[Ralphamale]

Ralph flagging people directly at team youtube's twitter.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1364320039088840710

https://archive.vn/0hqIA

The channel is still up and yours isn't Ralph

 

[Haru Okumura]

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This you?


(tweets from November 16th, 2020)

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

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This you?

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You can never lose if you don't stick to any personal beliefs outside of wanting to dunk on internet people. Ralphie boy stays winnin, stay mad a-lawwwwwgzzz!

 

[RichardRApe]

Watch AFPAC guys, it's where it's at but Ralph is still a victim so if you feel like donating to him you probably should because life is ganging up on him.

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[Paddy O' Furniture]

His usage of "lol" infuriates me. Just put a sad face, asshole.

That's what you would have been doing anyway? So... rebroadcasting someone else's content verbatim? Good thing you're not on Youtube or you might get flagged down.

 

[AltisticRight]

Watch AFPAC guys, it's where it's at but Ralph is still a victim so if you feel like donating to him you probably should because life is ganging up on him.
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Mum dying in an ICU.
Tyres are flatter than Pantsu's chest.
What do?
Watch AFPACII glow.
Classy gunt.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Mum dying in an ICU.
Tyres are flatter than Pantsu's chest.
What do?
Watch AFPACII glow.
Classy gunt.

Half expecting him to have scratches on his face from attempting to take her morphine drip.

Remember Ralph, people might have had an ounce of sympathy for you if only we could forget what a terrible person you are. Regret laughing at two dead kids now? Probably not.