Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Did he poorly airbrush the side of his face and neck? The flesh tone is completely different from the rest of his face, and parts of his sideburns look like they are oddly missing.

Also if clothes could speak, that belt would be screaming. Based on the wear, it spent most of it's life with the next belt hole being used before Cinemaroberto had to use the next buckle hole as the tension was causing the most used belt hole to stretch and deform. If that fucking belt did not snap after this photo was taken, then it is one impressive belt.
 
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Withholding health care to conservatives is "karma" (archived):
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Glenn Greenwald is a terf too!
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Believe woman. Andrew Cuomo invited Boylan to play strip poker, among other things.
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Mah illegals!!!!!
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Bobby is not Dirtbag Left because he likes billionaires and hates the poor:
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Bobby has a "stomping reflex", just like Mario:
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Frasier:
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Disney:
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Capeshit:
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In Bobby's Angels, Nymphomachy uses his old gibbering essay about Russell Awards and J. K. Rowling to e-beg. His Patreon page shows he has no new writings since 1 Jan.
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TerribleIdeas™ said:
Am I late, and is this real?
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It is.

BubbleButt said:
Anita Sarkeesian didn't exist as a feminist entity in 2012, iirc.
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The authority in Wikipedia informs me that Feminist Frequency was launched in 2009, and Anita started e-begging for "Tropes vs Women in Video Games" in May 2012, when she first capitalized on "harassment".
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Sarkeesian was inspired to start a video series on female representation in video games after she was invited to speak to developers at Bungie. On May 17, 2012, she began a Kickstarter campaign to fund a series of short videos that would examine gender tropes in video games that was featured as a campaign of note on the official Kickstarter blog. The threats and harassment she received in response generated widespread media attention, and resulted in her ultimately far exceeding her funding goal of $6,000. The final amount raised was $158,922 from 6,968 backers.
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BTW this is likely what Bobby saw, complete with the pixelation:
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Positron said:
It is.


The authority in Wikipedia informs me that Feminist Frequency was launched in 2009, and started e-begging for "Tropes vs Women in Video Games" in May 2012, when she first capitalized on "harassments".

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That makes it even funnier. Bob was simping for Sarkeesian years before she rose to prominence in Gamergate.
 
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Meriasek said:
I hope some art fellas made a video about a weaponized one being used to kill people.
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Here, here!
Autismo Supreme said:
I can't wait to bow down to our robot overlords.
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Noted.
KingofNothing said:
I remember the crab raves over Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Let's not even pretend both sides of the isle don't do this shit.
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As I pointed out on the Limbaugh thread: most of that was over the SCOTUS seat opening up, not over her dying and a lot of even right-wing articles had acknowledgements of the good she did as a person. Had she stepped down to a much deserved retirement the crab raves would have been posted still.

Not saying NOBODY celebrated - if the number of humans in a group is large enough the odds of a shitbag being among them approaches 1. Still, how many articles and blue checkmarks can you find celebrating her death?
King Dead said:
Skipping past most of the spergery (no shocker that Blobbo can't put down the Twitter even on his birthday) to focus on this one:

I'm going with Bob and other people in the thread's guess here, it's probably dressing up Spot as a murderbot as I can't see any other reason Boston Dynamics would get upset in those terms. If they were going to turn it into a sexbot (the only other way I can think of to make one of these robots offensive), I think the wording would be considerably different and wouldn't use words like "violence, harm, or intimidation."

Where I disagree with the fatso is where he immediately dismisses any criticism about technology as backwards hicks recoiling in terror from Dah Sooperiah Fyuchah™. People can be supportive of new technology while also not wanting to blindly rush forward without regard to the negative ramifications. So much science fiction beyond Black Mirror delves into these concepts, with the general lesson being "be careful with what you don't know, blindly rushing in can easily lead to your own downfall." Sure, we shouldn't let an abundance of caution stay our feet and prevent us from taking any risk whatsoever, but we should also assess those risks and use that to make informed decisions.

Blobby doesn't care. He wants his robot body, his spaceship, and his big-tiddied robo-waifu, and he wants them yesterday. It was the future he earned, dammit. He doesn't realize that he'd be the character in these sorts of stories that gets eaten by a dinosaur or obliterated by an alien death ray.

Final food for thought: remember how I said that we shouldn't let an abundance of caution prevent us from taking risks? What do you think Bobby's been preaching for a whole fucking year now about the pandemic? The irony is palpable.
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Legend goes that the first major computer worm was actually an experiment that was being developed to try and map the size and extent of the early web as it was growing. A bug in the program ended up making it accidentally malicious as it spread throughout the network and shut down computers it hit by overloading their processes. The key point of the parable: UNINTENTIONAL.

Bob is truly an idiot who thinks taking a moment to double check safety and make sure things don't spiral out of control is being a fearful pussy.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
The other thing you could try to explain to Bobby, that any drooling mouth breathing knuckle dragging ballsweat huffing line slime is gonna ask about, is one simple thing:

How long does the battery last and how do I recharge it?

Because if your robo-mule's battery lasts five hours and it requires a 5KW generator to recharge, well, that fucker's useless for anything more than carrying around the Conex Queen for Lady Godiva Fridays.

But try to explain to Blobbo how you can power a 200lb Infantryman with 3 MRE's for an entire day or three, while the robo-mule sucks up 15 gallons of gas in a generator and then falls over or gets picked up by a half dozen haji kids who run off with it, and he'll probably go "hurrr.... robot!"

Mr. Supur Futah doesn't understand shit like practical application of technology and why shit is done the way it is.
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Yeah.

Clearly robots that operate on beer are superior. Right @Bender?
Totally Awesome said:
How does anybody love this eugenics loving idiot, especially enough to go to his convention?
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Probably half of that room were posters on this board documenting Bob in his natural habitat.
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A certain "cupcake" disrespects Ollie Thorn and even @ "her" channel's name:
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Said about the guy who was shot.



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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it when a tweet is invalidated by the one right below it. *chef's kiss*
 
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Bobby wants to remake Catholicism in his own image:
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I thought most voters were dumb an uninformed? Isn't Bob constantly screeching about how populism is bad? What gives? It's especially funny that this is over abortion of all things since Bob has never been in a position where abortion or any thing related to sex with women is relevant to him.
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40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
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Instead of critiquing the studies methodology he just straight up ignores the results. Apparently "believe the experts" only matters when the findings support your political ideology.

Ah, #Superwoman. What a strange adventure you were. I had such high hopes for this project — plotted out roughly two years’ worth of stories with Lana and Lois and Steel and Natasha and Traci and Lex and the rest of the gang: love triangles and drug abuse; an exploration of women, friendship, and allyship, and their intersections with race and class; sibling rivalry, stolen credit; and the cost of revenge; burgeoning LGBTQ love; panic and anxiety (reflecting my own experiences); memory, loss, grief; and even the weird relationship between Atomic Skull and Bizzaress (I loved them!) — and so much more. I even developed a healthy supporting cast of regular folk, including a deaf character, tho they never got much play. Alas, my own creative/personal issues, mixed with behind the scenes upheavals/battles and a huge continuity patch to the Suoerman universe that rendered my first couple of arcs non-canon before they were even finished (and a note from higher ups that we needed to appeal more to Trump voters) wiped me out. I know the first issue caused quite a stir and I sure wish I could have seen the original story to its conclusion (a common story in my last few years at @dccomics, I realize). That said, I never in my life thought I’d ever get to play with Superman or his universe, and it was a great opportunity and a real honor; and got to work with some incredibly fabulous artists; learned so much (even at this age I keep learning!), and I got to write one of my favorite scenes in comics ever — when Lana Lang calls Lex Luther a giant piece of shit. Literally. That little panel made it alllll worth it. 😃

when Lana Lang calls Lex Luther a giant piece of shit. Literally. That little panel made it alllll worth it.

God this is pathetic, Phil you wrote one of the worst books of the Rebirth era, and turned Lana Lang from a fairly competent character into a whiny, bitchy bipolar who was incapable of doing anything on her own. Lex Luthor isn't real Phil he doesn't care if you call him a piece of shit. And people wonder why western comics are failing.
 
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