Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Just going to leave this here:

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, it's called Church.

Today I finally noticed a detail about one of Bob's books.

https://www.amazon.com/Moviebobs-Geek-Streak-Chipman-Culture-ebook/dp/B08KZZ1MRD/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=moviebob&qid=1614273520&s=books&sr=1-2

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Hey so... some of you meatbags are ok. Don't come to Earth tomorrow.

@Mola Ram Kali Ma can have Robert as a sacrifice. We'll hold him down for you.

I found another detail that's more amusing than horrifying.

The run on sentences (along with misused hyphens in the preceding paragraph) tell me Bob wrote the copy personally, but that highlight is hilarious -- selected and organized by BOB CHIPMAN HIMSELF! As if a professional or even amateur editor got within five miles of this turd.

Also, I think I found a writing prompt for a new comedy project:

 

[blablabla]

"classic web video series" this mongoloid really thinks he matters. amazing

 

[Mola Ram]

"classic web video series" this mongoloid really thinks he matters. amazing

"Mongoloid" is a perfect word for a guy who professes to be a writer and manages to spit up a terrific redundancy like "broader breadth."

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Kali Ma can have Robert as a sacrifice. We'll hold him down for you.

I doubt Kali would want Bob. His heart would most likely explode in a yellowish shower of fat and horrid flesh.

Okay. I've finally buckled down and started watching this thing over the last few days.

It's...fine.

I'm also tempted to see it, but i think i will grow bored of it fairly quickly like most shit that its get put on TV these days.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Please ask an actual Jew with relatives who were in the camps whether comparing Pmurt to Hitler is justified.

both the grandparents on my mam's side lived through WW2 as adults in the occupied Netherlands, and didn't know from day to day whether they'd live to see the next day; if they were still alive and of sound mind, it's fair to say they'd just see your man Trump as a gobshite, and they'd take a very poor view of trivialising the Nazi atrocities (not to mention the fact the trivialiser would rapidly get a crash course in Dutch swear words if they didn't shut up PDQ)

they weren't even Jewish, Roma, crippled or otherwise undesirable - they were just ordinary working Dutch people

 

[Mola Ram]

If you're on Twitter (you horrible faggot), you should follow "MovieBob Posting His Ls." (Bob, of course, has already blocked them.) They find the most marvelous stuff.

One more notch on the "Bob is an alcoholic" file.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I remember Bob talking about how there should be a restaurant/bar chain for people with social difficulties, where the staff is specially trained to handle asocial losers. He talked about it as if it would be such a boon to autists and aspies. There was a certain wistfulness when he brought it up. Finally Bob would have a bar where the staff and patrons didn't ignore the fat creep.

Hi, actual guy on the autism spectrum here. That's the dumbest autism-related thing I've ever heard since the Predator reboot claimed that autism is the next stage of human evolution.

 

[Christ4President2024]

If you're on Twitter (you horrible faggot), you should follow "MovieBob Posting His Ls." (Bob, of course, has already blocked them.) They find the most marvelous stuff.

One more notch on the "Bob is an alcoholic" file.

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I have a hard time believing bob drinks more than occasionally. Alcoholics are reckless, fun loving people. Bob is not.

 

[Mola Ram]

I have a hard time believing bob drinks more than occasionally. Alcoholics are reckless, fun loving people. Bob is not.

Have you really never known a bitter, angry, or violent drunk?

 

[Christ4President2024]

Have you really never known a bitter, angry, or violent drunk?

Sure, but they're usually more belligerent, not ""articulate"" and condescending.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

If you're on Twitter (you horrible faggot), you should follow "MovieBob Posting His Ls." (Bob, of course, has already blocked them.) They find the most marvelous stuff.

One more notch on the "Bob is an alcoholic" file.

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It doesn't surprise me he blocked them. This fuck continues to show why he is a thin-skinned pussy whenever someone makes fun of him for not following his asinine logic. Any normal person would look at the page and think "Oh, shit. Maybe they DO have a point" after the many times they've been received backlash.

But not Bob. He cannot accept that he is the fucking loser of the conversation. He has to be the one with the final word. Even if that final word makes him look retarded. But hey, continue coping your pain away with Mario, and Chicken Nuggets. I'm sure you'll be fine in the end, friendo.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sure, but they're usually more belligerent, not ""articulate"" and condescending.

You need to attend more faculty lounge cocktail parties. Or better yet, don't.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I found another detail that's more amusing than horrifying.

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The run on sentences (along with misused hyphens in the preceding paragraph) tell me Bob wrote the copy personally, but that highlight is hilarious -- selected and organized by BOB CHIPMAN HIMSELF! As if a professional or even amateur editor got within five miles of this turd.

Also, I think I found a writing prompt for a new comedy project:

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I'm more amused at the fact that he not only considers his blog posts and shitty reviews from d-grade publications that have fired him to be essays, but also that he decided to publish them all in a book when they can all be viewed online for free.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm more amused at the fact that he not only considers his blog posts and shitty reviews from d-grade publications that have fired him to be essays, but also that he decided to publish them all in a book when they can all be viewed online for free.

He's got half a dozen of these things available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/s?i=digital-text&rh=p_27%3ABob+Chipman&s=relevancerank&text=Bob+Chipman&ref=dp_byline_sr_ebooks_1

Oddly, no appearance of Brick by Brick.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I have a hard time believing bob drinks more than occasionally. Alcoholics are reckless, fun loving people. Bob is not.

Hard disagree. Bob sits alone in a dark basement apartment and pounds cheap beer by the case. He's asocial in every other aspect of his life, being an asocial, lone drinker fits right in with his inclinations.

What you don't often see is Bob drunk. This is because Bob is a hefty lad drinking, as I said, cheap shitty beer. The kinds of beer Bob drinks are basically slightly alcoholic flavored water. It takes a whole bunch of PBR's to get someone of Bob's girth drunk.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He's got half a dozen of these things available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/s?i=digital-text&rh=p_27%3ABob+Chipman&s=relevancerank&text=Bob+Chipman&ref=dp_byline_sr_ebooks_1

Oddly, no appearance of Brick by Brick.

I'm more surprised he actually thinks he is relevant enough to sell these on fucking Amazon. We have already seen how ''well'' his writing is with BBB. So him having a dozen of these available is both hilarious, and sad.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I just realized that Bob doesn't even have his nerd posters framed. Grow up and start learning how to adult, Bob.

The man has mentally been an angry sixth grader stuck in High School for the past 20 years. What makes you think year 40 is the magic year he finally grows up and gets his shit together?

If you're on Twitter (you horrible faggot), you should follow "MovieBob Posting His Ls." (Bob, of course, has already blocked them.) They find the most marvelous stuff.

One more notch on the "Bob is an alcoholic" file.

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Why on Earth would you admit this? What sane mind admits on Twitter for thousands of strangers to read that they get drunk so much at Hooters of all places that they treat it as an everyday experience?

Also I need to go through 10+ pages to find out when the priest of Kali returned to this thread.

Hard disagree. Bob sits alone in a dark basement apartment and pounds cheap beer by the case. He's asocial in every other aspect of his life, being an asocial, lone drinker fits right in with his inclinations.

What you don't often see is Bob drunk. This is because Bob is a hefty lad drinking, as I said, cheap shitty beer. The kinds of beer Bob drinks are basically slightly alcoholic flavored water. It takes a whole bunch of PBR's to get someone of Bob's girth drunk.

I don't know which is worse. That Bob is a massive alcoholic and drinks enough beer every night night to build a beeramid or that his insane ramblings come from a sober mind.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I have a hard time believing bob drinks more than occasionally. Alcoholics are reckless, fun loving people. Bob is not.

He drinks to dull the pain, and because he can pretend he's being sociable. Like how going to the movies let's him pretend isn't a reclusive loser, getting drunk at Hooters let's him pretend he's attractive to the opposite sex.

 

[Flexo]

Seriously, I've walked away from bad movies, but, I've never walked away ANGRY.

Angry at a particularly bad plot hole or critical failure in research? Yes, but that was always anger at the laziness of the screenwriter for making it and nobody in the production apparatus catching it.

I've never gotten ANGRY at a movie for just existing and failing to entertain me.

It's a whole new level of autism to take a bad movie personally, even if you are a critic.

I got angry at Rise of Skywalker. And Last Jedi.

Mostly because both movies make such elementary mistakes that a first year creative writing student would have avoided. Heck that a fan fic shipper would have avoided.

All that money for effects, and not a damn penny for an editor to give a once over on the script?

Wasn't thrilled with the Happening either.

It's been suspected for a long time that Bob failed miserably on IQ tests and other standardized tests (probably most other tests, too, if we're being honest). That's why he doesn't flaunt his IQ, which he undoubtedly would if it was significantly above 110, or his SAT scores. Bob knows himself to be exceptionally smart, because the nerds in the movies are smart, and since the tests don't show that, they must be flawed.

On page 27 of my copy of his book:

I was not the easiest child in the world to be raising, at the time. I was “bad” at school, mainly: I acted out in class, sassed my teachers, zoned-out into daydreams, and turned in a lot of poor work. I wasn’t “good” at much of anything school related other than drawing and creative writing. So it wasn’t as though I was in for some kind of “attaboy!” reward that an NES would fill.​

Page 31:

I was, quite emphatically, a “nerd” in every sense of the word, save for academic excellence: I had too much of a problem with authority to be any good at schoolwork, but was still too weird and bookish to be accepted by most of my peers.​

Yep. Sucked at tests.

Wait. OMG page 30.

I found a small, sturdy figurine of Mario holding up one of the vegetables from SMB2 in a tiny outlet while vacationing in New Hampshire and wound up carrying him in my pocket the rest of the way through grade school as a good luck totem... which I very much needed.​

carrying him in my pocket . . . as a good luck totem​