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Yes, because no one gets off the Len Train. No one. Ever.Does Leonard still frequent this den?
EDIT: soundtrack, because Len is an Inertnet Tough Guy
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Yes, because no one gets off the Len Train. No one. Ever.Does Leonard still frequent this den?
Yeap. About 10pmESTDoes Leonard still frequent this den?
When you see the thread begin exploding randomly, it's probably @Schuylkill Valley's doing.Does Leonard still frequent this den?
Literally everyday.Does Leonard still frequent this den?
gramps is always showing upDoes Leonard still frequent this den?
Figured. I usually know when to fold 'em when I reach the boiling point.Literally everyday.
When Len reaches the boiling point, he steals a renowned lawyer's Facebook account and begins making claims that could end up with him getting more charges.Figured. I usually know when to fold 'em when I reach the boiling point.
You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.When Len reaches the boiling point, he steals a renowned lawyer's Facebook account and begins making claims that could end up with him getting more charges.
The last fifty or so pages have been a hell of a ride.
We have such sights to show you.You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
Start on page 1You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
Not even joking. The 'sperg hit some kind of event horizon and then accelerated.You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
This splicing is pretty good as well:Yes, because no one gets off the Len Train. No one. Ever.
EDIT: soundtrack, because Len is an Inertnet Tough Guy
That's exactly why he hasn't made an official statement. Unlike lolcows, he (and most lawyers who don't represent Barbra Streisand) knows that the best way to deal with an unfortunate publicity situation is to ignore the fuck out of it.
If he made an official statement, we'd talk about it more. We'd probably bother him for clarifications. Plus it would be acknowledging and engaging with us. And frankly, given who we are, I don't blame him for not wanting to do that.![]()
May as well try to summarize it the best I can since I know a lot of people have trouble keeping up here. It went back a couple days ago. Len was claiming to have acquired the help of a lawyer by the name of Hy Mayerson. A very real and semi-notable lawyer in Len's area. Everyone obviously doubted this claim, especially since Mayerson is a personal injury attorney and not a criminal defense attorney. Nonetheless, after many pages of banter back and forth with Len still insisting that he had this lawyer working on his case, Len mentioned going down to some yard sale that was being held the day after at Mayerson's offices to get proof.You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
By the way, I'm listening to Me and My Bitch right now.Yes, because no one gets off the Len Train. No one. Ever.
EDIT: soundtrack, because Len is an Inertnet Tough Guy
The shit that Len is guilty of:You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
You've gotta be shitting me
Thank you. I look forward to doing a drive-by posting on his ass.The shit that Len is guilty of:
1) Sockpuppets on the Farms. Say hi @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer.
2) Sockpuppets on Facebook. See: Every single FB page that's linked here.
3) Hijacking a lawyer's account to sockpuppet for him. For the record, keep Hy as uninvolved as possible. For what we know, he is a victim, not an accomplice.
4) A Bible spouting duplicitous Christian that makes fucking Kent Hovind look like a Saint.
5) A creeper that has come onto Nara and Jash then subsequently told them to fuck off.
6) A bigoted, sexist creeper with antiquated views on women. Still waiting for you to tell me I'm wrong, @Schuylkill Valley.
7) Eating cakes that don't belong to him (and are explicitly marked for baby showers).
Stealing shit.
9) Shitting his pants to get out of work (I shit you not)
10 Trespassing on privet property.
11) Trying to derail trains on privet property.
12) Calling someone's wife a slut.
13) Trying to turn a hug into a kiss, ala harassing his fucking female coworkers.
14) Destroying his own car to attempt to have female coworkers drive him home.
15) Taking pictures of women, including possible upskirt shots and possibly shots of UNDERAGED GIRLS.
16) Doxxing everyone in this thread (poorly, btw I'm Marisa Kirisame apparently).
17) Claiming that we're all going to jail.
1Pissing in water bottles so he doesn't have to stop watching TV.
19) THE FUCKING HORROR STORY WITH THAT POOR WOMAN THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO CHECK UP ON LEN'S MOTHER.
And finally...
20) Being a fucking autistic spaz.
So congratulations, @Connor Bible. You've already gotten Winner medals from properly calling Len out on his shit and rewriting his miserable excuse for a novel. If I can recommend anything you can benefit from, it's that you should sit back, relax, and ride the Lenspiracy Train.
Because the ride never stops.
I didn't mean that literally. I meant that, through my posts, his pathetic soul will die a little bit this evening.Watch out, he's apparently very proficient with a certainold jokerifle
What's the TL;DR version of that?19) THE FUCKING HORROR STORY WITH THAT POOR WOMAN THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO CHECK UP ON LEN'S MOTHER.