Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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    172
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That's exactly why he hasn't made an official statement. Unlike lolcows, he (and most lawyers who don't represent Barbra Streisand) knows that the best way to deal with an unfortunate publicity situation is to ignore the fuck out of it.

If he made an official statement, we'd talk about it more. We'd probably bother him for clarifications. Plus it would be acknowledging and engaging with us. And frankly, given who we are, I don't blame him for not wanting to do that. :)

Really good point actually. And if he's been here he's likely seen that we don't wanna mess with him anyway (as in, bothering him, we're not intimidated by him like Len wants), so it's not like he's got any "enemies" within us.
 
You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
May as well try to summarize it the best I can since I know a lot of people have trouble keeping up here. It went back a couple days ago. Len was claiming to have acquired the help of a lawyer by the name of Hy Mayerson. A very real and semi-notable lawyer in Len's area. Everyone obviously doubted this claim, especially since Mayerson is a personal injury attorney and not a criminal defense attorney. Nonetheless, after many pages of banter back and forth with Len still insisting that he had this lawyer working on his case, Len mentioned going down to some yard sale that was being held the day after at Mayerson's offices to get proof.

He got a few random photos, including the door to Mayerson's law firm (Just the closed door, nothing inside of the building), and shortly after, Hy Mayerson's actual Facebook profile began commenting on Len's Facebook content, threatening to sue and imprison us all for being cyberbullies. The current accepted theory is that Len either found a laptop that Mayerson brought out during the day and had used to log into Facebook and got the information there, or he managed to talk to him and get answers to his security questions to reset the account information, I prefer the first.

Mayerson's Facebook stopped making the threats to us after @Saul Goodman (Who is actually a real lawyer) called Mayerson to inform him of the odd activity on his Facebook account. Saul did receive a response from Mayerson's son, who seemed annoyed that Saul was wasting his time, but didn't seem to confirm it one way or another that Mayerson's account had been compromised, or that Mayerson was threatening us of his own volition. Mayerson's threats were all highly unprofessional, and even if he did try to take some legal action against us, he'd have absolutely no ground since we aren't doing anything remotely illegal. So either Len stole a lawyer's Facebook account information to make threats and claims under that man's name, threats and claims that could serve to discredit the lawyer since they were so ridiculous, or we have a crazy seventy-something lawyer cow that's trying to scare us. Either way, we win.
 
You've gotta be shitting me, buddy.
The shit that Len is guilty of:

1) Sockpuppets on the Farms. Say hi @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer.

2) Sockpuppets on Facebook. See: Every single FB page that's linked here.

3) Hijacking a lawyer's account to sockpuppet for him. For the record, keep Hy as uninvolved as possible. For what we know, he is a victim, not an accomplice.

4) A Bible spouting duplicitous Christian that makes fucking Kent Hovind look like a Saint.

5) A creeper that has come onto Nara and Jash then subsequently told them to fuck off.

6) A bigoted, sexist creeper with antiquated views on women. Still waiting for you to tell me I'm wrong, @Schuylkill Valley.

7) Eating cakes that don't belong to him (and are explicitly marked for baby showers).

8) Stealing shit.

9) Shitting his pants to get out of work (I shit you not)

10 Trespassing on privet property.

11) Trying to derail trains on privet property.

12) Calling someone's wife a slut.

13) Trying to turn a hug into a kiss, ala harassing his fucking female coworkers.

14) Destroying his own car to attempt to have female coworkers drive him home.

15) Taking pictures of women, including possible upskirt shots and possibly shots of UNDERAGED GIRLS.

16) Doxxing everyone in this thread (poorly, btw I'm Marisa Kirisame apparently).

17) Claiming that we're all going to jail.

18) Pissing in water bottles so he doesn't have to stop watching TV.

19) THE FUCKING HORROR STORY WITH THAT POOR WOMAN THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO CHECK UP ON LEN'S MOTHER.

And finally...

20) Being a fucking autistic spaz.

So congratulations, @Connor Bible. You've already gotten Winner medals from properly calling Len out on his shit and rewriting his miserable excuse for a novel. If I can recommend anything you can benefit from, it's that you should sit back, relax, and ride the Lenspiracy Train.

Because the ride never stops.
 
The shit that Len is guilty of:

1) Sockpuppets on the Farms. Say hi @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer.

2) Sockpuppets on Facebook. See: Every single FB page that's linked here.

3) Hijacking a lawyer's account to sockpuppet for him. For the record, keep Hy as uninvolved as possible. For what we know, he is a victim, not an accomplice.

4) A Bible spouting duplicitous Christian that makes fucking Kent Hovind look like a Saint.

5) A creeper that has come onto Nara and Jash then subsequently told them to fuck off.

6) A bigoted, sexist creeper with antiquated views on women. Still waiting for you to tell me I'm wrong, @Schuylkill Valley.

7) Eating cakes that don't belong to him (and are explicitly marked for baby showers).

8) Stealing shit.

9) Shitting his pants to get out of work (I shit you not)

10 Trespassing on privet property.

11) Trying to derail trains on privet property.

12) Calling someone's wife a slut.

13) Trying to turn a hug into a kiss, ala harassing his fucking female coworkers.

14) Destroying his own car to attempt to have female coworkers drive him home.

15) Taking pictures of women, including possible upskirt shots and possibly shots of UNDERAGED GIRLS.

16) Doxxing everyone in this thread (poorly, btw I'm Marisa Kirisame apparently).

17) Claiming that we're all going to jail.

18) Pissing in water bottles so he doesn't have to stop watching TV.

19) THE FUCKING HORROR STORY WITH THAT POOR WOMAN THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO CHECK UP ON LEN'S MOTHER.

And finally...

20) Being a fucking autistic spaz.

So congratulations, @Connor Bible. You've already gotten Winner medals from properly calling Len out on his shit and rewriting his miserable excuse for a novel. If I can recommend anything you can benefit from, it's that you should sit back, relax, and ride the Lenspiracy Train.

Because the ride never stops.
Thank you. I look forward to doing a drive-by posting on his ass.

Watch out, he's apparently very proficient with a certain old joke rifle
I didn't mean that literally. I meant that, through my posts, his pathetic soul will die a little bit this evening.
 
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Tell you what, @Schuylkill Valley, since you've been such a good boy today, I've decided there should be a nice treat waiting for you when you get back (one presumes after your eighth evening fudge).

So, without further ado, I give you the absolutely real doxx of @John Daker:

His real name actually is John Daker. He goes to First United Methodist Church (see? He's a Christian, just like you).

He's also quite a singer. Here is a video of him showing off his marvelous talents:

 
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