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LDoncic4MVP said:
Here's a contradiction, at least I think.
We here assume the marriage is a loveless arrangement centered around money and a place to live in exchange for being his maid. If true, it's hard to think her insecurity would be that high especially if it's a loveless arrangement. You would think someone in that situation would be nonchalant after they have made the pig dinner and did his laundry
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She lives rent-free, works a part-time job, all of her money is 100% spending money to leverage however she wishes, and she doesn't even have to spread her legs for pigroach to get all those perks. Do you think she'd really want him to kick her to the curb so he can move in a different soulmaid?
 
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LDoncic4MVP said:
Here's a contradiction, at least I think.
We here assume the marriage is a loveless arrangement centered around money and a place to live in exchange for being his maid. If true, it's hard to think her insecurity would be that high especially if it's a loveless arrangement. You would think someone in that situation would be nonchalant after they have made the pig dinner and did his laundry
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It has been said on its own thread that either Leanna or Kat called him immature for being so focused on sex and Phil is overcompensating.
 
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completely_wasted said:
He drinks tons of gin during his 3 hours off in between the day stream and night stream. Always acts different during the night stream.
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And I think sometimes he carries over that drinking to the night stream by putting it in his "water" bottle. Not all the time, but during that Yakuza stream he was clearly drunk as fuck.
 
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DZoomer said:
And they're not even that rich. If they were, we'd see 300 dollars donations every day by the same person. They're actually spending money that they should be saving up. It's so absolutely bizarre how crazy some people in the autism vortex are.

I wish I could see OIC's or Joyful Oblivion's look on their faces 10 years from now ,when they realize that, had they invested the money they spent on Phil, they'd have enough money to make a down payment for their dream house, or whatever. Now that will be funny.
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I cant speak for OIC (he's claimed to be a programmer or developer or some shit, but who knows with him), but when it comes to Joyful Faggotry, this has been 100% tax refund money. And the reason I know this is because I went through PPG and he did the exact same thing last February. Now it was on a smaller scale ($50 tips and similar), but the rest of the year, I think I found one tip more than $20. Most of his other khantributions were of the $5 variety (or 100 bitcheer's). Now why would this fag all of a sudden have hundreds of dollars to throw around at DSP? Someone who makes way more than him btw. Its clear this guy has no wife/GF, no kids, and more than likely lives with his parents and pays zero bills (much like jaxx fagsor). What other justification is there?

And like you said, the look on his face when he figures out how much he wasted on DSP will be priceless! But it wont take years. When this gay boi is back to donating $5 at a time in a few months, you'll know its out if regret that he doesn't have hundreds to toss then. And you can bet your sweet ass I'll be right here to remind everyone when it happens!!
 
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I don't think DSP and Kate's relationship being most likely fake makes as much of a dent in the case she dictated these sudden puritanical views as some people think. For the same reason someone might not want their partner to acknowledge other people sexually/romantically, people witnessing it happening may think that's the indication the couple is shaky, and that can affect their reputation(s).

So even if Kate doesn't really care about the relationship, she might care that if DSP was being his horndog self, everyone might say she doesn't actually have a bikini model's body and isn't all that in the bedroom. Of course, I don't think we'd do that since we know that DSP doesn't have all that strong a libido in the first place and the relationship isn't quite soulmate-tier, but it's a realistic thing to think in general.

And I'd wager that our dear Kate, between her upbringing, current situation (And body, call me a bitch all you want), and the reputation she already has, isn't the kind to be so self-assured as to not care about that added infamy, especially when she's already had a very intimate knowledge of how people can be in a couple but actually be so unloved as to be cheated on, and thought about how that might reflect on them.
 
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New Snort Burnell video, timestamped. DSP shits on LTG for the $30 webcam so often because it's an extremely rare example of someone sinking to depths lower than the ones he's hit. It's not often he has any sort of moral high ground. On top of that, he is trashed this stream, and it becomes even sadder. A drunk 40 year old carcass, https://youtu.be/yYYqWFzJ8Ls?t=200
 
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SojiroSakura said:
"Hopefully we'll get a rally of tips going because it's been pretty slow today"

Again, almost 1,000$ in 3 days.
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He banned someone near the beginning of today's stream for saying "havent you raised like nearly a grand this past week @darksydephil ? Isnt that what you supposedly needed for your tax guy?" then Phil ranted that his financials weren't anyone's fucking business despite the fact that he's bringing up his financials every single stream.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Joyful is a whale so he's not being sarcastic, whales really do think that they're causing trolls to seethe, cope, tie nooses, prepare poisons and load handguns when they drop loads of their cash on Phil, only for him to spend it on gacha and overly expensive takeout right after the stream ends. I will grant you one thing, most everyone else in his chat I do feel are sarcastic and are taking the piss when they say that trolls "lost" when he hits the tips goal because they're what Dave calls "ironic fans". The kind of tards that throw bits at Dave with insulting messages thinking that they're "owning" him by doing so.
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To be fair sometimes throwing enough quarters at him will get sheer gold like the 50 bit bitch rant or some other meltdown.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Faggot will always pigsplain the reason behind his disgust for sexual content. This only started happening when Kat entered the picture, so here's the real reason: Kat's an insecure bitch. She knows she's not a looker and it bothers her. That's why she stopped showing up on Phil's streams. That's why you never see pictures of her on pig's instagram anymore. That's why she puts an insane amount of makeup on herself the few times where we have seen her. And, most importantly, that's why Phil's suddenly acting like a Puritan fuckboy around anything even so much as hand-holding in his presence. Insecure horse wife wants zero competition in the khando, whether it be real or fake women. She doesn't want Phil even so much as thinking that other women may exist in the world, because any sane man would see this and know they could potentially do better than what you can find in any stable.

The point where Phil went from "ACK ACK ACK MOTORBOAT WOAH WOAH WOAH BIG OL' TITTIES ACK ACK ACK" every time EVA was on screen, to "OH MY GAHD I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THIS" towards two characters so much as even smiling flirtatiously at each other on screen, was the point where Kat entered Phil's life. That is not a coincidence. Phil's bitch-made and whipped by Kat and her insecurities, full stop, and he's hiding behind his pigsplaining to keep up the farce that he's the big man superChad that wears the pants in the relationship.
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I think you nailed it. Kat is clearly VERY insecure and obviously had some kind of breakdown after the infamous Halloween stream that she showed up for because the chat was shitting on her appearance so much and insulting her. Phil never mentions it to maintain the grift but he's obviously spoiling her lavishly. Besides eating at fancy restaurants and ordering doordash or ubereats all the time while crying poor, besides WWE champions he definitely needs those tips to cover all her expenses and gifts as well. He constantly claims she has her own expenses and bills to take care of but at the very least he's paying her cellphone bill, buying her new games, clothes, gifts and so on all the time because he's so afraid she'll leave him for the next guy who comes along and treats her well like she already did when she left Subaruman for Phil. That's probably part of the reason he wanted to get hitched so soon after meeting her too. He'll do absolutely anything and everything to please her and let her walk all over him because he's terrified that if she's gone he'll never be able to meet another woman who would be able to put up with him. Because the reality is at the end of the day who would want to spend the rest of their lives waking up to someone as repulsive as Phil?
 
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It still baffles me that any woman would think it is a good idea to move to a place where you know no one, have no one else to rely on and move in with someone you barely know. And that person requires you delete all social media. She must've been a pretty shitty person to not have someone offer her a place to stay until she gets back on her feet.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
It still baffles me that any woman would think it is a good idea to move to a place where you know no one, have no one to rely and move in with someone you barely know. And that person requires you delete all social media. She must've been a pretty shitty person to not have someone offer her a place to stay until she gets back on her feet.
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The other side of this particular endless debate is that she had/has a fucked-up family, may have mental illness, and was likely going nowhere in her life, so Phil and all that a relationship with him entails was a step up for her.

Some of this is more or less confirmed, from public records, and some stuff claimed by Subaru Man, and the rest just from observing her on stream. She could be just a goddamn weirdo no-load and she lucked into living with and being supported by a man whose standards, and let's be honest here, aren't tremendously high. If your lot in life was working minimum wage shit-shoveling jobs for your whole life, waiting 15 years for Phil to die might not seem that bad. Would I choose it? Hell no, but it takes different strokes to move the world, and I don't think anyone is making the case for Kat being a secret genius.
 
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