Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

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When you're dealing with Lolcows, they usually have egos, but this dude takes it to a new level. Like, John Enter has a huge ego, but at least he has a pretty good idea of what he's talking about, but this dude think's he's a genius because he's saying something that we know is true isn't true.
 
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High-Tech Redneck said:
When you're dealing with Lolcows, they usually have egos, but this dude takes it to a new level. Like, John Enter has a huge ego, but at least he has a pretty good idea of what he's talking about, but this dude think's he's a genius because he's saying something that we know is true isn't true.
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That's how conspiracy theorists get their superiority buzz too. Oh, you mean everyone thinks a certain thing? Well I know EVERYONE is wrong, which makes me better than EVERYONE. It was based on common sense? Doesn't matter, common means they're all sheep, I'm the only free and independent thinker.
 
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High-Tech Redneck said:
When you're dealing with Lolcows, they usually have egos, but this dude takes it to a new level. Like, John Enter has a huge ego, but at least he has a pretty good idea of what he's talking about, but this dude think's he's a genius because he's saying something that we know is true isn't true.
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Yeah, I got some Enter vibes from this guy. But while Enter can occasionally calm down and admit his mistakes, this guy...not so much.
 
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Can you guys just imagine a Mohammed vs TJChurch argument?

TJChurch: "You're an idiot, I'm smarter than everyone on this website, I shouldn't even have to address you at all."
Mohammed: "You're a retarded person with retardation, you know nothing about science, I'm ignoring you until you're Stephen Hawking."
 
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Jashinist said:
Can you guys just imagine a Mohammed vs TJChurch argument?

TJChurch: "You're an idiot, I'm smarter than you, I shouldn't even have to address you at all."
Mohammed: "You're a retarded person with retardation, you know nothing about science, I'm ignoring you until you're Stephen Hawking."
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How did you even find this guy in the first place? Props to you.

If Enter made a video about this guy, do you think he'd be dumb enough to reply back?
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I should hope so.
 
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BestCommenter said:
How did you even find this guy in the first place? Props to you.
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Thanks. :) A debate group on Facebook. He got banned for spamming his links everywhere trying to promote himself, and literally whenever anyone tried to actually debate him/question him even slightly, he went from "total professional scientist" to immature insult-slinging egomaniac. He honestly wasn't capable of handling even the slightest bit of dissent. I guess when he's put so many years and so much "effort" into writing all this stuff up, at this point he can't even think he might be possibly wrong lest it was all pointless. Though you have to be a certain kind of special for him to have thought he was on the right track in the first place...
 
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Jashinist said:
Thanks. :) A debate group on Facebook. He got banned for spamming his links everywhere trying to promote himself, and literally whenever anyone tried to actually debate him/question him even slightly, he went from "total professional scientist" to immature insult-slinging egomaniac. He honestly wasn't capable of handling even the slightest bit of dissent. I guess when he's put so many years and so much "effort" into writing all this stuff up, at this point he can't even think he might be possibly wrong lest it was all pointless. Though you have to be a certain kind of special for him to have thought he was on the right track in the first place...
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The perfect start to a lolcow story.

CWCissey said:
I can't wait for someone to make Professor Brian Cox aware of this. The dude will destroy him!
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Bill Nye the freaking Science Guy could destroy him.
 
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My old science teacher who thought you couldn't believe in both Evolution and Christianity could destroy him. She also didn't think that we had found planets in other Solar Systems yet.

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Isn't Bill Nye an actual scientist anyway?
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He's somewhere between legit Science Man and r/Atheism poster.
 
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She also didn't think that we had found planets in other Solar Systems yet.
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Funding cutbacks that year?
 
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