Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

[Jashinist]

Can't wait 'till he shows himself.

We're low on the second page of results for his real name. Choo choo.

 

[Ryker]

Could they have been separated at birth?

Oh, maybe. Both suffer delusions of grandeur, similar posting styles, a remarkable ability to never supply evidence for their contentions, falsify "publishing" to suit their own ends, and egos that run to the end of the earth.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You can tell just from this moron's grammar alone that he has no place in the scientific community.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

I don't see us anywhere. I'm in the dark.

 

[BestCommenter]

We're approaching Mohammad rapidly! Brace for impact...

 

[Jashinist]

I don't see us anywhere. I'm in the dark.

You gotta google "Mohammad Shafiq Khan" and then look on the second Google page of "Mohammad Shafiq Khan" and kiwifarms is down there.

The quote Google chose to use to represent this thread is "it's not like we can see evidence of physics in our daily lives or anything. I mean, if that were the case, this man would look like an absolute fool!", which is beautiful and probably the most succinct description.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Let's hope he can answer the sign-up question.

 

[BestCommenter]

Let's hope he can answer the sign-up question.

Uh oh, that.
Mohammad, if you see this:
Write, "Christian Weston Chandler".

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

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You gotta google "Mohammad Shafiq Khan" and then look on the second Google page of "Mohammad Shafiq Khan" and kiwifarms is down there.

The quote Google chose to use to represent this thread is "it's not like we can see evidence of physics in our daily lives or anything. I mean, if that were the case, this man would look like an absolute fool!", which is beautiful and probably the most succinct description.

I'm seeing us at the very top of the third page.

 

[BestCommenter]

For me, we are eighth on the first page.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Mohammad Shafiq KHAAAAN

Mohammad Shafiq Khan
Don't mind me, just increasing our chances of Khannie Boy seeing this.
Mohammad Shafiq Khan
Mohammad Shafiq Khan
Alright, hopefully that did something.

 

[Jashinist]

For me, we are eighth on the first page.

That's with Mohammed, right? We want Mohammad.

 

[BestCommenter]

While we wait for the inevitable, what do you guys think will happen once he shows up? Just trying to pass some time.

@Jashinist Yeah, it was. Oops. Disregard.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

That's with Mohammed, right? We want Mohammad.

Oh, so that's why it's on the third page. You see, I was just typing in "Retarded Idiot."

While we wait for the inevitable, what do you guys think will happen once he shows up? Just trying to pass some time.

He'll get owned by some jackass keyboard warriors and will be depressed.

 

[BestCommenter]

Yup, probably. But not before he calls us all "retards", since we didn't write an entire essay proving him wrong. Thus, we have no rebuttal.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Yup, probably. But not before he calls us all "retards", since we didn't write an entire essay proving him wrong. Thus, we have no rebuttal.

Who says we won't write a thesis on why he's wrong? I'd be up for that.

 

[BestCommenter]

Who says we won't write a thesis on why he's wrong? I'd be up for that.

If you do, his head may explode. Be careful.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

If you do, his head may explode. Be careful.

He's Indian, we can just blame it on some Asian parasite.
That was slightly racist and I don't give a fuck.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

My thesis paper.

Mohammad Shafiq Khan is wrong.

Sources:
Reality.

 

[BestCommenter]

Does anyone know what he did last online or anything; like has anyone done some further digging? I ask because if it was within the last hour or so, he may have seen us.