Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Also didn't lowtax outright state at least once he "suffers" from fibromyalgia?

Lmao that's what fat chicks claim to have when they're making some shit up to explain that they feel like shit because they're fat.

If Lowtax gave himself diabetes from his garbage diet and no exercise I would not be surprised. Next he'll be in a wheelchair because his legs rotted off.

You can see his soul dying bit by bit in every new picture.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I wonder how much of the Jeffrey money is left at this point, and just how fast it's running out.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I wonder how much of the Jeffrey money is left at this point, and just how fast it's running out.

And if he paid in Bitcoins, can Lowtax even figure out how to cash out?

 

[AnOminous]

And if he paid in Bitcoins, can Lowtax even figure out how to cash out?

Does he even know you have to pay capital gains taxes on it? And more capital gains tax if you've had it for less than a year because it is considered short-term capital gains?

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I wonder how much of the Jeffrey money is left at this point, and just how fast it's running out.

Did we establish that LowT actually sold SomethingAnal to Jeff The PoS? Guy seems like enough of a tard to buy mod status, and even a junkie like LowT knows he needs an income stream.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

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lol if you nod off on a pizza and think you're bleeding when you sober up

 

[Dan Abrams]

Did we establish that LowT actually sold SomethingAnal to Jeff The PoS? Guy seems like enough of a tard to buy mod status, and even a junkie like LowT knows he needs an income stream.

In the SA thread recently there’s a screenshot from Jeff stating that he did not actually buy Something Awful, LLC but just bought “assets” from Lowtax. Which is why after all these months SA is still listed as being owned by Richard on the LLC registry.

So I dunno, maybe someone smarter at this stuff than me can chime in but to me that makes it sound like Jeff could be “renting” SA from lowtax? Either way Jeff has been opaque as to what the sale actually entailed and this sounds even more suspicious.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Honestly, how the hell is Rich even alive with all the shit he puts into his system?

You build tolerance to drugs with time. Opiate oldtimers can survive heroin shots in amount that would kill a normal person 10x over.

Is Roblox too stupid to be a junkie? Just tell some GP who doesn't know you that you're running out of your Lyrica prescription and your doc is in the Bahamas or something. Or buy Phenibut.

And if he paid in Bitcoins, can Lowtax even figure out how to cash out?

Currently the only useful thing you can buy with Bitcoin is drugs, so the answer is yes.

 

[ellroy]

In the SA thread recently there’s a screenshot from Jeff stating that he did not actually buy Something Awful, LLC but just bought “assets” from Lowtax. Which is why after all these months SA is still listed as being owned by Richard on the LLC registry.

So I dunno, maybe someone smarter at this stuff than me can chime in but to me that makes it sound like Jeff could be “renting” SA from lowtax? Either way Jeff has been opaque as to what the sale actually entailed and this sounds even more suspicious.

I’m thinking Jeffrey bought an ownership stake with an agreement for Lowtax to stay the Hell off the forums so the troons won’t get uppity. They are probably splitting the income but Lowtax knows his share isn’t enough to live on given his divorce, alimony, and child support issues.

The sale of the site was announced late-June or July wasn’t completed until the end of September, that could be enough time work up the contract on splitting the assets. Beyond Lowtax dragging his feet about the sale, it shouldn’t of taken that long.

Lowtax may be a short sighted, lazy junkie, but there is no way he’ll give up his only source of income from the last 20 years.

 

[AnOminous]

You build tolerance to drugs with time. Opiate oldtimers can survive heroin shots in amount that would kill a normal person 10x over.

The problem is the amount it takes to get them off gets closer to the amount of a lethal OD, which is why they still sometimes die. Another reason is if they go clean for a while, and then try their usual dose when they relapse, they've lost some of their tolerance and OD.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

You can't accidentally overdose after losing tolerance if you never go clean in the first place.

 

[AnOminous]

You can't accidentally overdose after losing tolerance if you never go clean in the first place.

I expect he bottoms out when he can't afford it any more and then he'd probably be withdrawing from alcohol and benzos at the same time, which is some rough shit.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Thread pool: where will Lowtax end up when money runs dry and withdrawal comes?
1) Street,
2) Rehab,
3) Momtax's Manshion with weekly allowance,
4) Rope,
5) Dies from a seizure/blood pressure spike.

 

[Sabrina]

Momtax just pays his rent, bills and buys him food because she can't stand him being there

 

[Resident Evil]

Thread pool: where will Lowtax end up when money runs dry and withdrawal comes?
1) Street,
2) Rehab,
3) Momtax's Manshion with weekly allowance,
4) Rope,
5) Dies from a seizure/blood pressure spike.

“From the streets did the filth emerge, and from the streets they will return, and I say unto you, they belong to the streets.” - Gospel of Future.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

“From the streets did the filth emerge, and from the streets they will return, and I say unto you, they belong to the streets.” - Gospel of Future.

"They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I said no, no, no"
- Amy Winehouse.

 

[Spunt]

I’m thinking Jeffrey bought an ownership stake with an agreement for Lowtax to stay the Hell off the forums so the troons won’t get uppity. They are probably splitting the income but Lowtax knows his share isn’t enough to live on given his divorce, alimony, and child support issues.

The sale of the site was announced late-June or July wasn’t completed until the end of September, that could be enough time work up the contract on splitting the assets. Beyond Lowtax dragging his feet about the sale, it shouldn’t of taken that long.

Lowtax may be a short sighted, lazy junkie, but there is no way he’ll give up his only source of income from the last 20 years.

The reason I don't think this is the case is because that would be the smart thing for Lowtax to do. And Lowtax hasn't done anything smart in about 20 years, why is he going to start now?

Whenever I am facing an important life decision, I think "What would Lowtax do in this situation?" and then do the exact opposite of that. Hasn't let me down so far.

 

[Ghostse]

I’m thinking Jeffrey bought an ownership stake with an agreement for Lowtax to stay the Hell off the forums so the troons won’t get uppity. They are probably splitting the income but Lowtax knows his share isn’t enough to live on given his divorce, alimony, and child support issues.

The sale of the site was announced late-June or July wasn’t completed until the end of September, that could be enough time work up the contract on splitting the assets. Beyond Lowtax dragging his feet about the sale, it shouldn’t of taken that long.

Lowtax may be a short sighted, lazy junkie, but there is no way he’ll give up his only source of income from the last 20 years.

It sounds like Jeffery hired someone smart to handle this for him and didn't buy SA LLC, only bought its assets. This both introduces an additional step in Doxxing him, and keeps the myriad of people Lowtax stiffed from being able to legally come after Jeffery - it also keeps Jeffery from having to settle out the lease on a GTR bought by a crumbling-spined loser who bought it based on advice from his bi-polar live-in mormon coke whore/business partner.

It is very likely that Lowtax negotiated himself a slot as a silent minority in Jeffo's new company. Because as much of a druggie as Lowtax is, I can't see him just completely abandoning his sole non-mommy income stream for over the past two decades.

Its also possible Lowtax structured the deal as something like "Enough money to pay off taxes now, and then a % of revenue in the future"


But as @Spunt mentions above, we might be giving Lowax too much credit. He might have just seen a 6-figure offer and decided that could buy a lot of ambien.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

He either owns it personally (terrible idea for liability) or deliberately leaving his LLC off the forum (terrible idea for copyright).

 

[ellroy]

The reason I don't think this is the case is because that would be the smart thing for Lowtax to do. And Lowtax hasn't done anything smart in about 20 years, why is he going to start now?

Whenever I am facing an important life decision, I think "What would Lowtax do in this situation?" and then do the exact opposite of that. Hasn't let me down so far.

Lowtax is a moron, I give you that, you don't need to pay $10 to figure that out first hand. However Lowtax likes money when it comes easy. He showed up the day after the election to collect toxes and eventually he got the admins to do his bidding. This guy thinks he is above a regular job, he swindled users to pay a Patreon, he knew exactly what the site was making up until the moment he sold it; why give up the passive income?

It sounds like Jeffery hired someone smart to handle this for him and didn't buy SA LLC, only bought its assets. This both introduces an additional step in Doxxing him, and keeps the myriad of people Lowtax stiffed from being able to legally come after Jeffery - it also keeps Jeffery from having to settle out the lease on a GTR bought by a crumbling-spined loser who bought it based on advice from his bi-polar live-in mormon coke whore/business partner.

It is very likely that Lowtax negotiated himself a slot as a silent minority in Jeffo's new company. Because as much of a druggie as Lowtax is, I can't see him just completely abandoning his sole non-mommy income stream for over the past two decades.

Its also possible Lowtax structured the deal as something like "Enough money to pay off taxes now, and then a % of revenue in the future"


But as @Spunt mentions above, we might be giving Lowax too much credit. He might have just seen a 6-figure offer and decided that could buy a lot of ambien.

I wonder how much legit debt the LLC has and how much Lowtax personally has. Didn't Lowtax's patreon go to him directly and he got taxed on half of it? Concerning the payout, people here have speculated Jeffrey could make his money back in under two years, it just takes lowtax not having a single rational thought in his head for three months to go through with it. He must have some revenue stake in the future of the company.