Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if he tried to join, but couldn't answer the question? Well, if that happened, he'd just look it up. Probably got engrossed while reading the CWCki and hasn't came back to the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Yaks]

You know how he isn't a real science professor?
The immediate tipoff is that he thinks the laws of physics don't exist. No school would hire a science teacher who doesn't believe in, you know, science.

Plenty of religious oriented schools would, actually.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You know how he isn't a real science professor?
The immediate tipoff is that he thinks the laws of physics don't exist. No school would hire a science teacher who doesn't believe in, you know, science.

What do you even call that? Anti-science?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Plenty of religious oriented schools would, actually.

Oh, come on, we aren't THAT stupid.

 

[Jashinist]

Mohammad, if you're here and can't figure out something that all us retards managed to do independently, the name of a lolcow that works as a safety check is "TJChurch".

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

If you answer the question with "Null," do you get permabanned?

 

[CWCissey]

What do you even call that? Anti-science?

Pants on head retardation.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Say he does join...and then what? If his previous posts elsewhere are any indication, he'll join, tell us we're wrong, post a link to his "research", and either leave or stuff his fingers in his ears and do it over again. Kinda like Holden or MRZ.

 

[Jashinist]

Say he does join...and then what? If his previous posts elsewhere are any indication, he'll join, tell us we're wrong, post a link to his "research", and either leave or stuff his fingers in his ears and do it over again. Kinda like Holden or MRZ.

That's all TJ does, except TJ has no research to link, and his thread still booms. I can see it still being entertaining.

 

[CWCissey]

Say he does join...and then what? If his previous posts elsewhere are any indication, he'll join, tell us we're wrong, post a link to his "research", and either leave or stuff his fingers in his ears and do it over again. Kinda like Holden or MRZ.

We'll just keep laughing at him. Then who knows, maybe he'll get super pissed off and declare a fatwa on us!

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

We'll just keep laughing at him. Then who knows, maybe he'll get super pissed off and declare a fatwa on us!

We might even lose our 72 virgin wives in the process.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Mohammad, if you're here and can't figure out something that all us retards managed to do independently, the name of a lolcow that works as a safety check is "TJChurch".

I've always wondered why that security question even exists.

Say he does join...and then what? If his previous posts elsewhere are any indication, he'll join, tell us we're wrong, post a link to his "research", and either leave or stuff his fingers in his ears and do it over again. Kinda like Holden or MRZ.

People ween him despite his repetitive, unchanging behavior and call it hilarious when he continues replying when it's actually a drag and waste of time, like Damien Hall who wanted to die because Mr. Enter was popular and kept denying he enjoyed dog fucking for twenty pages again and again.

 

[CWCissey]

I've always wondered why that security question even exists.

To stop slime like Nick Bate getting on here.

 

[BestCommenter]

Plenty of religious oriented schools would, actually.

How about the fact he thinks Einstein was an alien? Would they still hire him?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

I've always wondered why that security question even exists.



People cool guy him despite his repetitive, unchanging behavior and call it hilarious when he continues replying when it's actually a drag and waste of time, like that one Entersphere kid who wanted to die because Mr. Enter was popular and kept denying he enjoyed dog fucking for twenty pages again and again.

I wish I had arrived earlier so I could have watched the Entersphere stuff go down. But back to the point, he can repost his facts, but we're the Kiwi Fuckers or some shit, we'll demand another source.

 

[Yaks]

How about the fact he thinks Einstein was an alien? Would they still hire him?

Scientologists might.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

How about the fact he thinks Einstein was an alien? Would they still hire him?

Christianity and Islam? No. Scientology? Yes.

 

[BestCommenter]

Scientologists might.

This was all the work of Xenu...

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Personally, I want to hire this man, Steve Edwards and John Enter to come and talk about America or something. I think that'd be fucking hilarious.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

To stop slime like Nick Bate getting on here.

I somehow doubt that many Kiwis would deny themselves the opportunity to argue with Nick Bate on the Farms.

I wish I had arrived earlier so I could have watched the Entersphere stuff go down. But back to the point, he can repost his facts, but we're the Kiwi Fuckers or some shit, we'll demand another source.

He won't provide it. I've seen two cows so far who never change their beat once they come here; Damien Hall and Lookismadmin.