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Just curious, but what made you want to stick around this wonderfully demented world of Chris after all these years when most others left?
Depends on what you're talking about. Do you mean why I post on kiwifarms or do you mean why, of the various trolls, I'm still around?

As far as kiwifarms goes, I post here for the same reason anyone else does: lolcows. I know a lot more about Chris than other lolcows, so I post on this subforum more often, but I still do lurk elsewhere.

Now, when it comes to why I'm one of the few trolls still around, it's not that everyone left, they just stopped doing public things that you guys would see. A handful of the more well known trolls left (due to drama), but most of the original troll group are still around.
 
Could you give an example of things that they have been up to? Is there anything substantially funny?
 
Now, when it comes to why I'm one of the few trolls still around, it's not that everyone left, they just stopped doing public things that you guys would see. A handful of the more well known trolls left (due to drama), but most of the original troll group are still around.
Thanks for the answer and thanks for taking the time to contribute to this forum and enlightening everyone on Chris with your unique insight.
 
So who was behind the Catherine saga? It appears to be the most recent successful Chris trolling operation. Who leaked the audio from the date? So far I haven't found a concrete answer.
 
Hi. I remember reading that Sonichu once had a real fan could anyone point out where to read about that anomaly? Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask.
 
Was @paintingatree ever actually confirmed to be Chris, or was he just another impostor and false idol?
Confirmed to be Chris.

A big inspiration to me in my trolling is Divine.

If you look through Chris trolling, you can see quite a few references to Divine, Baltimore and related topics.


(It's like I'm John Waters and Chris is my Divine... :heart-full:) (Not really.)

But still, enjoy a great song:

Edit: I was drunk when I wrote this and someone mentioned Pink Flamingos.
 
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A big inspiration to me in my trolling is Divine.

If you look through Chris trolling, you can see quite a few references to Divine, Baltimore and related topics.


(It's like I'm John Waters and Chris is my Divine... :heart-full:) (Not really.)

But still, enjoy a great song:
I really enjoy Divine's works, Chris sometimes reminds me of her tbh (not trying to insult Divine here, I just really get those vibes on occasions)
 
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Its been 7 months just about. When will something finally happen? Now?
 
Its been 7 months just about. When will something finally happen? Now?

Prity much this.
At this point I seriously doubt anything's going to come of it. Chris will get off with a trivial sentence like community service or a fine and that will be the end of it until his next public tard rage incident (which will happen, btw)

I have a soft spot for Chris, but I am willing to say he need's genuine punishment for his little autistic assault with a chemical weapon.

The problem is, to much time has passed and he learns VERY specific lessons if he was processed early an spent a week or two in prison / lock up, with a toy budget impinging fine he might have learned that pepper spray is wrong, I shouldn't use it ever.

But that time is long since past*, an from the last court report the judge and prosecution realise he is a child in a man's abused body, and are looking for a way to help him be it community service (that I'm sure Rocky will help him Derp out of) and possibly concealing (hopefully mandated an accredited, not social via Rocky) with a small fine.

From this he won't really learn, he'll just understand specifically pepper spraying manajerks is wrong, but every one else if they push his buttons will still be fair game. With Chris though it's not just a single thing, every part of him is a building storm he will do a little here a little there, it will build into a unholy crechendo of events he can't play the tard card in and he will face a much more sever punishment. It's a few years coming but it will happen an when it happens it will happen in the most unexpected and bizarre way.

*= My understanding of getting a idea into Chris's head is very much like Training a puppy, you have to get it into it's head that what it just did was bad in a very short time frame or the mental connection is lost, between Action an Repocution for action. But he only will ever have a idea why it's bad for him, not others. A Dog understands X is bad as every one won't like me if I do X, but over time learns to teach that behaviour to it's pups, they lack the wonderful an horrible gift of evolutionary the Human ego, they know dropping a load on the living room carpet isn't acceptable to the rest of the pack and will beg to be let out into the garden to poop freely where it's OK for them to drop a load. Chris is the Puppy who knows he really shouldn't drop a load infront of the TV but can't hold it in because of all the excitement, but doesn't understand why it's not acceptable for him todo so if he's caught short.
 
At this point I seriously doubt anything's going to come of it. Chris will get off with a trivial sentence like community service or a fine and that will be the end of it until his next public tard rage incident (which will happen, btw)
I have to doubt this. I know that the common thought process here is that he will get off because he isn't as bad as people make him out to be, but when someone attacks someone with mace for no reason at all, I don't see how jail time is avoided. He also has Snyder on his sheet. Vehicular assault and attack with mace are a good 1-2 punch for being put away for a while.
 
This is a weird comparison, but I think Chris's vocals/singing style is similar to that of Tom Baker of the legendary metal band, Cirith Ungol. Both accentuate on different syllables and scream more than sing. Tom baker has more style though, and he has an awesome band accompanying him.
I picked these two songs because of a similar intro.
 
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