Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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I wish I didn't know what it was.
 
a few things:
i'm not entirely up to date on Hailey lore, but i do remember them bringing up being partially deaf/hard of hearing or something when they first got noticed by this thread. he could still have some form of hearing, but how that impacts day to day life isn't known atm, along with whether or not hearing aids are within his budget.

second, of course Penny flew his elderly parents out in the middle of a pandemic. case rates are dropping, but i hope for their sake they're vaccinated already. :(
 
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin... when will you learn not to overshare on the internet?

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Kevin's fiance, everyone! Alexandria Jorbin, nee Amiawatoa Annui Downey (her FB url is amiawatoa, confirming they're the same people). The legend who once called Kevin a lazy sack of shit is Jacob Jorbin.

Evidence: Kevin was at Front Range Community College 2012 onwards, she was there 2012-2014. Started a relationship with her now-husband in 2017, which the year Kevin broke up with her and trooned out. Has a wedding profile pic on facebook. Also, associated with a Longmont CO address that Kevin was once registered at.
The lucky woman who got away.

Impressive searching, although Kev probably gave it away by saying that her Facebook profile photo is a wedding photo.
 
Am I the only one envisioning a future where Wedge moves to the tranch and starts out sleeping in the bed with the other three dudes but they go missing one by one and eventually it turns out that their gnawed carcasses are in the alpaca shed and IDK Penny or someone has to go full Sam Raimi on him?
 
kevin is in meltdown mode after being called out by his own people, and has decided to share his monthly expenses with us. curiously enough he left out how much he spends on plastic toys.
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If Kevin is to be believed, the inheritance can't be covering $1,200/month.

The only inheritance we know about is from his dead Aunt.
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This would suggest he's receiving less than $10,000. (Google puts mtf breast augmentation at $4-8,000.)
He didn't start receiving receiving this money until March 2020.
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February 2021 would've been the twelfth monthly distribution. If each distribution were $1,200, then the total thus far would be $14,400, which is much more than a moob job.

Either (1) he's lying about the amount from his Aunt, (2) he has another inheritance/trust fund, or (3) he's getting the money from begging.

My money is on 3, since he was literally begging for rent money last August.
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The way I see it, here are the most likely options. The first and most obvious possibility would be that he's lying about how much he contributes to the ranch. The only problem with that is I don't know how well it would go over with the other tranch-hands who follow him on Twitter, but maybe they're letting him lie just because it helps them get NEETbux.

The other option is that he's on government assistance and is intentionally omitting that fact. I did some Google-fu-- take a look at the average disability check in the state of Colorado:
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I estimate that he gets about five or six hundred a month from the inheritance. A year's worth of those checks would add up to at least six grand, which is right in bolt-on range. If he receives disability, it's possible he's spending most or all of his inheritance and e-begging returns on toys and vidya. When you consider the fact that he has all-new video game consoles and a two-grand drawing tablet along with countless TF figures each worth over a hundred bucks, it makes a lot more sense.
 
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Tranch supplies of copium will surely be running low by now.
Use the balloon.
But sure, Kev, you're totally a slutty bimbo cockwhore who gets filled everyday. He's levels of retarded I never thought possible. Either take the mask off or glue it to your face permanently.
 
If Jen is also paying a thousand a month then it's pretty clear that Penny's main (or at least most profitable) business is farming troons, and the alpacas are just a cover which conveniently give him an excuse to get out of the house for most of the day. Don't be surprised if all the animals get kicked out of the rape shed when summer comes around to make way for camp troon. If health insurance paid for post-op recovery care then there'd probably be a line of beds in there already.

why in the absolute fuck would you go through SRS if you weren't willing to do its basic aftercare?

We've all seen that Kevin's main hobby is shopping. Buy it, take it out of the box, stick a photo on twitter, then move on to the next shiny. Why do you expect him to treat amhole differently from any other purchase.
 
Check out the positioning of those mounting screws on the two bottom guns. They're inside the trigger guard ffs.
You're right, the screws are literally right up against the triggers, and I guarantee you these dumb motherfuckers keep them loaded, too. Looks like someone's in the running for a Darwin award.
 
nonverbal periods with autistics is a legitimate thing, but Troons Gonna Lie so who really knows.
I have never heard of anyone who switches from verbal to nonverbal before. Nor can I find anything that supports that claim. The closest thing that I can find is that some autistic people find it hard to talk when overwhelmed, though I don't see how an interpreter would be of any use in that situation.

Though I could be wrong. I'm not an expert. But it does sound to me like he's talking shit.
 
I have never heard of anyone who switches from verbal to nonverbal before. Nor can I find anything that supports that claim. The closest thing that I can find is that some autistic people find it hard to talk when overwhelmed, though I don't see how an interpreter would be of any use in that situation.

Though I could be wrong. I'm not an expert. But it does sound to me like he's talking shit.

This. A whole bunch of people claiming claiming for woke points claim they "go non verbal" but they just mean "I have social anxiety".


Side note: I wonder if there's any money from life insurance, that Kevin's mom put aside in some sort of a trust fund for Kevin following his dad's death. I agree that tug boat is likely though.
 
Don’t forget the standard troon antipathy towards natal women. Troons hate women. There’s some serious troon psychology deep-dives in here about how they consider being a woman to be the ultimate degradation. Paul having more conflicted feelings about his pedophile father than his mother who, by all accounts, at the very least did NOT molest a 7 year old girl, isn’t rocket science.

Dad might have been a literal chomo, but at least he wasn’t a fuckin BREEDER like Mom. I honestly think it’s exactly that simple.
Bonnie: “sure it’s bad she got raped... but maybe she had it coming....”

Kevvie: “what was she wearing?”

why in the absolute fuck would you go through SRS if you weren't willing to do its basic aftercare?


"Dilation is a torture; there is nothing fun about it. It hurts, it’s uncomfortable, and is very time consuming. Dilation begins a few days after surgery and is almost always required for life. It is essential to follow your surgeon's dilation protocol in order to prevent loss of depth of your new vagina although dilation may not be pleasant."

Oh. That's genuinely fucked up. If the process of transitioning could actually get you to a female/male body shape and functioning neogenitals I don't think antitrans sentiment would be as high as it is.
Kevin has kept diliation at arms length pretty much since day 1. I remember he was only a few weeks post op and when people asked about his dilution he was saying it’s not really needed and it’s rare you need to dilate at all after a few months (both are patently false).

he has even admitted to losing the pamphlet about his diliation schedule months ago.

I think avoiding doing anything non cis to his vag is one of his copes. Remember his countdown to “getting fucked in my new vag” and how disappointed he was that it turns out he wasn’t fully healed, another reminder that his vag is a medical experiment and not a real sex organ.

“ even buy really transphobic standards I am extremely not a man“

First off, yes you are a man no matter what.

I understand what kevin is trying to say. Some people I know do draw a line at once a Troon gets SRS then they stop being a fake trans and are at that point a woman (or at least someone you shouldn’t openly make fun of any more). I know this because I was one of those people until I met kevin. I used to draw the line at once someone gets sexual reassignment surgery I will stop ripping into them As I felt they’ve already paid the toll.

Kevin however is so hate filled and unlikable that he’s actually made me change my stance and now I am critical of any transgender person regardless of their surgical status because of Kevin.

Kevin. The way that you purport yourself online creates more “transphobes” than any thing else on the web right now.

He identifies as Deaf and is a tard who refuses to speak

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oh OK so he’s “deaf fluid”. In other words his deafness changes on how much he wants to engage in any given social interaction or just wants some rainbow “I’m special” stickers.

He actually asks for an interpreter in some meetings. He probably does this when he wants special attention or to cause hassle for things he doesn’t want to do.


on the phone: “Hello miss Haley. It’s your credit card calling about unpaid fees”

Haily: “uuuuu meee noooo heeewr. *makes made up hand gestures* u get interpreter”

I bet his hearing was fine when kevin flew him out for a whirlwind romance at ram Ranch oh when he’s in a discord with 20 preteens trying to convince them to also remove their testicles.
 
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