Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

I’m convinced this story is horseshit for several reasons. Mainly, I don’t believe for one second a Dollar Tree employee would answer the phone on her lunch break. That poor woman is being hassled by shit heads all day long. No fuckin’ way she answered the phone on her own time.

I may or may not have had supervisory roles in retail establishments. Based on my possible experiences, here’s what I think would have happened after the manager hung up from Amy...

“Hey Susan..... That stupid bitch you told me about called back. You’re right. What a fucking douche bag. Do me a favor, next time one of these assholes calls, tell them anything to make them go away. I don’t fucking care what you say as long as I don’t have to talk to them. If she comes in to pick up her shit after you leave, I’ll let you watch her on the video tape tomorrow so we can add her to our list of “most hated customers”.

I don’t think she’s going to lose her job.
 
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deputydogshit2.0 said:
I’m convinced this story is horseshit for several reasons. Mainly, I don’t believe for one second a Dollar Tree employee would answer the phone on her lunch break. That poor woman is being hassled by shit heads all day long. No fuckin’ way she answered the phone on her own time.

I may or may not have had supervisory roles in retail establishments. Based on my possible experiences, here’s what I think would have happened after the manager hung up from Amy...

“Hey Susan..... That stupid bitch you told me about called back. You’re right. What a fucking douche bag. Do me a favor, next time one of these assholes calls, tell them anything to make them go away. I don’t fucking care what you say as long as I don’t have to talk to them. If she comes in to pick up her shit after you leave, I’ll let you watch her on the video tape tomorrow so we can add her to our list of “most hated customers”.

I don’t think she’s going to lose her job.
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I hope to God this is what actually happened. Because even if this story had been 1000% true, it’s still the Dollar Tree. The customer service standards are not quite the same as the Ritz-Carlton.

While I would never besmirch the good name of Our Holy Dollar Tree, Purveyor of Fine Seasonal Plastic Bullshit You Give To Your Children So They Will STFU For Five Goddamn Minutes, you’re still paying One American Dollar for Garbage That Will Give You Lead Poisoning. That dollar doesn’t buy their employees’ slavish attention to customers’ attempts at petty tyranny. It’s just not their business model. They’re not in the business of doing the legwork to help you pay them less money, and they don’t give a shit if you come back or not. For every chimpy deathfat, there are 100 cash-strapped normies who just want trash-tier seasonal candy at rock-bottom prices.
 
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Strawbory, I made this for you. Or, you know, I put a search into Etsy.com and copied the result. Either way, 100% handmade. At least as homemade as Amyz kraft things, anyway, and way better looking. And at 10 dollars with a free shipping offer, also cheaper.

Happy 500, everyone!

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krazy orange cat said:
My money is on the story actually going like this:

A-mee called the store and wanted them to check whatever number she got on the website. The employee told her that they couldn't look it up by that number because the number on the website is for a case of 36 and not the individual cups. That is why the employee asked A-mee for a description of the cup, like the color, so she could try to help A-mee. A-mee being a fucking retard couldn't grasp this, the employee probably tried to explain and then A-mee totally didn't hang up. The rest of the story was pieced together by what brain cells she was able to get to work.
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I agree. The reason I think this is the way she explained what a SKU was. She acted like it was new information that needed explaining.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
I have put a moderate amount of effort into finding out where convicted thief and noted plagiarist Amy Ramadan stole this asinine "swippy/swipey" tag idea from but the googoracle doesn't know what the fuck I am talking about.

And how do I attach one? Do I glue it on? How many horses will I need to boil down? If I accidentally sniff all the glue I extract, am I shit out of luck? Will I need special tools? I know ribbon is a rare commodity these days, but $10 seems a little excessive for a few collective inches of it.
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Trying make this a thing are ya Lamy? Easier for you to.pick pocket someone at ye olde dollar storre me thinks.
 
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Samarye said:
500 pages.

This is still my fav thread. Thanks strawberry awesome writer person for reeecaps. Thanks fellow posters. I kinda love you all.


Ok. Im done being cringey and an emofag now.
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Ah ninjed again, came so pop in to say what @Samarye eloquently said! @Null, isn’t it about time you did a mati stream, coz this cow produces gold man! And semper fi once again to the magnificent @StrawberryDouche. Reading the recaps, are truly the highlight of my depressing existence ❤️
 
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I clicked on fat nastys professional looking website initially to find out what she’s charging for an inch of ribbon, to see that’s she’s selling cancer awareness t shirts no mention of part profit going to charity. As I’m not based in the States I’m unsure of the legalities of her doing this or using the pink ribbon on her shitty designz. This makes me despise the fat cunt even more than I thought possible
 
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ReechainsRus said:
I clicked on fat nastys professional looking website initially to find out what she’s charging for an inch of ribbon, to see that’s she’s selling cancer awareness t shirts no mention of part profit going to charity. As I’m not based in the States I’m unsure of the legalities of her doing this or using the pink ribbon on her shitty designz. This makes me despise the fat cunt even more than I thought possible
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Outside of Canada, the pink ribbon is considered public domain so anyone can make and sell products with it.

ETA: In Canada the pink ribbon was trademarked, but the trademark has since been abandoned [link]
 
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TERF Accountant said:
Strawbory, I made this for you. Or, you know, I put a search into Etsy.com and copied the result. Either way, 100% handmade. At least as homemade as Amyz kraft things, anyway, and way better looking. And at 10 dollars with a free shipping offer, also cheaper.

Happy 500, everyone!

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Does Mr Starbucks know about this? 🤔
 
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TERF Accountant said:
Strawbory, I made this for you. Or, you know, I put a search into Etsy.com and copied the result. Either way, 100% handmade. At least as homemade as Amyz kraft things, anyway, and way better looking. And at 10 dollars with a free shipping offer, also cheaper.

Happy 500, everyone!

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I wasn't going to ask, but every time I scroll past, it bothers me. What the fuck kind of fluid is supposed to be in that cup and why doesn't it obey the laws of physics?
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
I wasn't going to ask, but every time I scroll past, it bothers me. What the fuck kind of fluid is supposed to be in that cup and why doesn't it obey the laws of physics?
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It’s a storberry something in honor of @StrawberryDouche and her awesome thread!!!!

ETA: I noticed that I was responding to message # 10,000 which was extremely satisfying for my OCD tendencies and I thought it merited a mention. 🧩🧩
 
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