Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Twrx said:
He's far from fodder. I've had piece of shit paratroopers I was responsible for, and they could barely tie their own boots, and I'd take them into combat over Lucas. He's too fucking retarded to even be in a soviet penal battalion, and those dudes were to run ahead of units to clear mine fields, and other crazy shit, and behind them were soviet soldiers whose entire job was to kill the penal battalion guys, if they tried to turn around, or fail to do as they're told. He's too fucking retarded to even clear mine fields.
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Poor fuck wouldn’t last five minutes, couldn’t imagine him in a country like Russia where they still have a mandatory one year military service he’d probably be beaten to death by the other conscripts.


Edit: Fuck yeah, he got out of serving. I wonder if the Russian Army would overlook a crazy sex pest to fill their draft quota probably
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
I would love to see Lucas in a serious presidential debate trying to answer actual questions on what he would do if elected president.

Economy: create millions of new jobs in the armed robbery and arson sectors
Foreign policy: rape and pillage
Identity politics: standard pandering

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The Wern’s policy on cars pictured here in one photo from Khmer Rouge Cambodia. The state sponsored mobs and riots would certainly take America back to year 0 a clean slate for the anarcho-communist vision to rise up from the ashes, a few million dead, the cities all forcibly evacuated. No more money after the banks have been blown up and its back to working with plows in the fields. Begin all over but better this time, it will all work out good in the end trust me. Wern 2024

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What are city block terrorizers?
 
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klickitat said:
The last notable one was that he was going to somehow breeze through getting an AA when he couldn't even manage a GED then rocket his way to PhD, bypassing the ethics boards by doing experiments on his own children (that he'd presumably have well before the PhD as a Gen Z Bae would notice him at the community college and instantly fall pregnant with one lusty look from him), and turning the science world on his head with his sheer genius.
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There is a possibility he was kicked out of the college and isn't talking about it. The student safety people were alerted about him in detail and screencaps of his scariest lunacy were shared by some of the people who reported him.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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The Wern’s policy on cars pictured here in one photo from Khmer Rouge Cambodia. The state sponsored mobs and riots would certainly take America back to year 0 a clean slate for the anarcho-communist vision to rise up from the ashes, a few million dead, the cities all forcibly evacuated. No more money after the banks have been blown up and its back to working with plows in the fields. Begin all over but better this time, it will all work out good in the end trust me. Wern 2024

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Cops probably.

Surely we aren't going to just ignore the fact that he called women "ovulators" again.

But honestly, Lucas, you colossal jackass, they're not dating you in part because you live at a homeless shelter and have no aspirations nor have you made any attempts to get permanent housing, you're just hoping some 18 year old will look at you like a mangy dog in a shelter and go, "Awww, I can fix this one!" and take you home.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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The Wern’s policy on cars pictured here in one photo from Khmer Rouge Cambodia. The state sponsored mobs and riots would certainly take America back to year 0 a clean slate for the anarcho-communist vision to rise up from the ashes, a few million dead, the cities all forcibly evacuated. No more money after the banks have been blown up and its back to working with plows in the fields. Begin all over but better this time, it will all work out good in the end trust me, wern 2024

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Cars are a symbol of flatbill oppression comrade, right up there with credit cards. If you dont rob everyone else on sight and burn their shit then your being pretty greedy, simple logic really

I'm guessing the city block terrorizers are the guys he wants to recruit for his raids of Mcdonalds and CERN?
 
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ClownBrew said:
There is a possibility he was kicked out of the college and isn't talking about it. The student safety people were alerted about him in detail and screencaps of his scariest lunacy were shared by some of the people who reported him.
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I wish that is what happened but I highly doubt it. I bet he fell behind because he’s an incompetent moron and then blamed it on his covid diagnosis, so the school let him drop the courses and take Incompletes.
 
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klickitat said:
Cops probably.

Surely we aren't going to just ignore the fact that he called women "ovulators" again.

But honestly, Lucas, you colossal jackass, they're not dating you in part because you live at a homeless shelter and have no aspirations nor have you made any attempts to get permanent housing, you're just hoping some 18 year old will look at you like a mangy dog in a shelter and go, "Awww, I can fix this one!" and take you home.
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Someone should warn him what happens to the old diseased dogs at the shelter that are anti-social and can't be trained to act properly around humans.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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The Wern’s policy on cars pictured here in one photo from Khmer Rouge Cambodia. The state sponsored mobs and riots would certainly take America back to year 0 a clean slate for the anarcho-communist vision to rise up from the ashes, a few million dead, the cities all forcibly evacuated. No more money after the banks have been blown up and its back to working with plows in the fields. Begin all over but better this time, it will all work out good in the end trust me. Wern 2024

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Well fuck. Agephobic ovulators? That's is exactly how he sees women....just a bunch of bitches with a fucking uterus. Might as well give up the girlfriend shit dude. NO ONE is gonna fuck you.
 
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CrazyAsHell said:
Well fuck. Agephobic ovulators? That's is exactly how he sees women....just a bunch of bitches with a fucking uterus. Might as well give up the girlfriend shit dude. NO ONE is gonna fuck you.
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Among the things Lucas does that make my pussy dry up, and other women in the thread may concur:

• treating women as an incubator;
• any women who’s in his age range will do, he doesn’t care who she is. I want a guy who’s interested in me;
• denying women autonomy;
• being Lucas.

And the list goes on…
 
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le funny sex number 69 said:
Among the things Lucas does that make my pussy dry up, and other women in the thread may concur:

• treating women as an incubator;
• any women who’s in his age range will do, he doesn’t care who she is. I want a guy who’s interested in me;
• denying women autonomy;
• being Lucas.

And the list goes on…
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+his combover-ponytail
+his terrible cooking
+his inability to take responsibility for the things he says or acknowledge that he's wrong about basically everything.

Luckily I'm a dried up old hag.
 
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Twrx said:
He's far from fodder. I've had piece of shit paratroopers I was responsible for, and they could barely tie their own boots, and I'd take them into combat over Lucas. He's too fucking retarded to even be in a soviet penal battalion, and those dudes were to run ahead of units to clear mine fields, and other crazy shit, and behind them were soviet soldiers whose entire job was to kill the penal battalion guys, if they tried to turn around, or fail to do as they're told. He's too fucking retarded to even clear mine fields.
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I literally just watched that documentary this week. What a world

Quite recently I was thinking, maybe try to get Lucas involved in stock trading. It requires no physical work so it would appeal to him in that fashion, and if you’re broke, there’s stock options!! Just a little bit of borrowing. I’m sure with some good guidance the Wern can borrow himself to millionaire status and get allll the gen z poon with it. Idk just been pondering on it lately, seen lots of dweebs with college educations still manage to go into huge debt on these stock apps lately.
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