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His merge is just his escape to his imaginary world but he just says some bullshit to appeal to other people to enable his delusions or in the few cases actually believe his shit
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 10, 2019
How the fuck does an anthropomorphic mammal floating in space for all etenerity acquire tea much less develop a taste for it. Why does Chris feel the need to arbitarily assign lame qualities to characters that don't need them, much less characters he had no creative input on.
I also feel like Chris's delusions of having precognition has it's roots in those "prophetic" dreams he used to have. Like when he had a dream he was playing Sonic on a Gameboy, and then Sonic Advance gets announced, then claimed he was seeing a vision into the future.
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Guy introduced a god being who wants its identity to be secret.
Chris be like "Oh yeah, I met her. We smoke cigars together"
Chris be like "Oh yeah, I met her. We smoke cigars together"
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The merge is the same thing as Sonichu - it's a way for him to act out his fantasies.
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- Jan 17, 2017
of course, but with so many people on twitter adding to his merge narrative I think chris is feeling like everyone in the classroom is trying to rip his precious fantasy out of his hands so they can scribble all over it.
For as much as he wants attention, chris wants people to sit quiet and listen to what he says. the only acceptable interaction is praise. actually interacting with his creation or (gasp) trying to add on to it is something he absolutely doesn't want.
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- Apr 14, 2018
Well of course, Chris has a clear god complex and I think he's had that for awhile, it's just that when the Merge was introduced to him it made it even more to the forefront.
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Really makes you think 
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- Dec 6, 2020
This reads like something my nan would put on Facebook.
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After having a moment of lucidity and realizing how lost Chris is going to be after her death, Barb probably shared this with Chris before he arose from their shared bed.
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she couldn't care less how lost chris is gonna be after she dies, her only concern will be if the retard will have enough brain cells left to call an ambulance so she can die as comfortably as possible in a hospital instead of having him touching her with magic stones and salts because he'll interpret a heart attack or stroke as "she merging with her sonichu self! im so proud barb!"
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- Oct 21, 2018
Just to remind you that Chris can foresee the future except three things: Trolling, Lottery Numbers, and Surprise Deliveries.
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- Apr 6, 2018
I always have to reread anything he writes, if it's significant enough of course. I get the verbatim (if I'm using that word correctly), but nothing he ever says can ever just be simple and have a point.
His brain is like a fucking blender. Words go in, but come out in absolute shambles from his mouth/twitter/whatever.
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- Jun 3, 2016
Explains why he didn't see Jacoba's backdoor delivery
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Deep inside, he knows it's inevitable.
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He might know on some level, doesn't mean he understands at all.
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"He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all."
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Press X to doubt
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That's kind of like how we all death is inevitable but we pretty much live in denial 24/7. Like we're aware has to happen at some point but we never fully understand or accept that it will happen.
Chris still mentally thinks he's a child or a young teenager; for him, Barb's check-out date is an eternity away even though dealing with the death of your parents is something most men his age face. I'm personally curious as to how he's going to plan the funeral, if he's even going to bother with one. It'll probably be straight from 14BC to the coroner then straight to burial.
For those who are curious, there's a documentary on Youtube for free called "A Certain Kind of Death" where it shows what happens to those who die with no next of kin to handle their affairs. That'll give you an idea of Barb's ultimate fate.
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He's going to think she's still alive in other dimensions, might even make her an Electiric Hedgehog like he did with Bob if he ever gets around to writing more Sonichu