Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Prolego]

So, what are the realistic options of what is happening right now?

-They got a troll threat because of their internet antics and are taking it serious because they are incredibly paranoid
-They got a troll threat and know it is bullshit but play it up to get more sympathybux
-They made the whole thing up because of shekels
-They actually got a serious threat or hostile trespassers

The last one would be the funniest for me, because it means that they managed to annoy the locals so much that they want to intimidate them into leaving.
How would they manage to piss them off so much? Probably by constantly shittalking and threatening them over social media.
This would be incredibly impressive. They have only been there for some months.
Other theories?

I'm going with Penny's parents slipping some extra medication in his food while he wasn't looking.

 

[Hitman One]

-They got a troll threat because of their internet antics and are taking it serious because they are incredibly paranoid
-They got a troll threat and know it is bullshit but play it up to get more sympathybux
-They made the whole thing up because of shekels
-They actually got a serious threat or hostile trespassers

-they've heard that notorious alt-right terrorist @SIGSEGV has returned and is posting on their thread.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You eat the bacon-wrapped steak and start to feel drowsy, hearing giggling as you lose consciousness and pass out. You wake up six hours later naked in a bathtub with a horse dildo up your ass. You feel something looking at you in the corner of your eye and see THIS peeking at you from the bathroom door

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I'd rather wake up with one of my kidneys stolen.

-they've heard that notorious alt-right terrorist @SIGSEGV has returned and is posting on their thread.

Trust the plan.

 

[farttpott]

Apropos of nothing, a nice clear aerial shot of the troonch, from May 2020.

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https://zoom.earth/#view=37.982624,-105.31605,19.63z

surprised kevin's forehead isnt visible

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

surprised kevin's forehead isnt visible

It will be shown in due time. After all, he is balding.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

So, what are the realistic options of what is happening right now?

If they got any kind of threat they'd have posted screenshots on twitter, at least given some kind of description of the threat by now. I don't think that people who enjoy playing victim as much as they would pass on such a opportunity. So I don't think that anybody actually threatened them.

Didn't one of the trannies get doxed like right before this? Maybe that has something to do with it.

 

[Postal Pippa]

They are shaking in their boots.
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The meltdown continue.
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Penny must be having a fun time larping. Guess he misses the military days. Funny that he thinks he alone can not only survive but protect.

I think theres a phrase, something about the scared dog barks the loudest or something.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Didn't one of the trannies get doxed like right before this? Maybe that has something to do with it.

That would be even funnier. They found out that some people are deadnaming all of them constantly.
They are aware of the farms, but maybe they thought even this hive of scum and villainy could never sink so low.
>REEEE SOME PEOPLE ARE DEADNAMING AND LAUGHING AT US ON THE INTERNET! WE ARE IN SERIOUS THREAT OF GETTING KILLED BY FASCIST MILITIAS!

 

[Bad Gateway]

That would be even funnier. They found out that some people are deadnaming all of them constantly.
They are aware of the farms, but maybe they thought even this hive of scum and villainy could never sink so low.
>REEEE SOME PEOPLE ARE DEADNAMING AND LAUGHING AT US ON THE INTERNET! WE ARE IN SERIOUS THREAT OF GETTING KILLED BY FASCIST MILITIAS!

Imagine thinking this website is functional enough to work on the connections available in Nodick, Colorado

 

[Lubby Smith]

"Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry."

 

[Meiwaku]

That would be even funnier. They found out that some people are deadnaming all of them constantly.
They are aware of the farms, but maybe they thought even this hive of scum and villainy could never sink so low.
>REEEE SOME PEOPLE ARE DEADNAMING AND LAUGHING AT US ON THE INTERNET! WE ARE IN SERIOUS THREAT OF GETTING KILLED BY FASCIST MILITIAS!

To troons, misgendering and deadnaming is LITERAL VIOLENCE so Terfs and Nazis sitting here saying their irl name ITT is the same as irl PK-ing

 

[Single_Sock]

Sounds to me like the Tranch was receiving too much flack from the community and the same time they were getting increased publicity and decided to sympathy bait a bit. Works like a charm

 

[Postal Pippa]

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"Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry."

No matter how much Penny wants it to, nice words on the internet arent going to protect them.

Also tinfoil hat theory, what if there is no threat? What if this is all just a ploy to get sympathy points so that more people will think theyre "oppressed" and being "targeted", and then donate to try and "stick it to the right wingers". After all between the big ole fundraiser and Pennys work boots, theyve been on a constant grift.

As well they recently had a lot of new eyes on them thanks to the news segment and its not like people in the county DIDNT know they were around already, especially those that might not like em. The timing all seems too perfect.

 

[Meiwaku]

-they've heard that notorious alt-right terrorist @SIGSEGV has returned and is posting on their thread.

excuse you, @SIGSEGV is the Male Queen of the TERFS as he has been embraced (at a distance ofc kek) for his feminist ways and hatred of troons as they are detrimental to the female sex and the radical feminist ideology of women's separatism for our unique issues. He uses his maleness to counteract the full retard of the troon. For only a dude can go full retard on another dude and see no social status repercussions and be entirely listened to. We stan our Male Queen! TERF on male sister. TERF on.

 

[White Devil]

So, what are the realistic options of what is happening right now?

-They got a troll threat because of their internet antics and are taking it serious because they are incredibly paranoid
-They got a troll threat and know it is bullshit but play it up to get more sympathybux
-They made the whole thing up because of shekels
-They actually got a serious threat or hostile trespassers

The last one would be the funniest for me, because it means that they managed to annoy the locals so much that they want to intimidate them into leaving.
How would they manage to piss them off so much? Probably by constantly shittalking and threatening them over social media.
This would be incredibly impressive. They have only been there for some months.
Other theories?

My guess is someone flew a drone over the tranch, just having fun with their copter device in the great outdoors, and Phil saw it and took it as a scouting for the attack that is surely coming any day now.

 

[Yamamura]

What in the absolute sam hell is this crap. Stop giving Kevin ideas.

I decided to check in with our old friend Mode. Mode and Kevin jerk each other off. archive

Oh goddamn it Ryan

Ryan for the love of god, please go get some help. Archive

Edit: Yeah so after this was posted Mode took down the posts and went private again. Ryan I know you're reading this, we're all concerned about you. Please it's not too late for you.

 

[pussy raptor]

Ah, now I get it. Penny let Kev buy all those transformer toys because he's planning to turn them into body armor. Just strap em on the moobs, amhole flashing, and charge at the enemy. An effective nazi/terf/bigot deterrent.

I know I'd be scared if a rabid troon covered in consoomerism and necrotic crotch-holes came running at me at full speed.

 

[Meiwaku]

Ah, now I get it. Penny let Kev buy all those transformer toys because he's planning to turn them into body armor. Just strap em on the moobs, amhole flashing, and charge at the enemy. An effective nazi/terf/bigot deterrent.

I know I'd be scared if a rabid troon covered in consoomerism and necrotic crotch-holes came running at me at full speed.

maybe that's what he meant when he said he was Trans.


I like to picture Paul and Phil with pots on their heads doing duck & cover drills in the yard like retards while Kevin buys toys online coomin and Jen fucks off playing vidya using half the power supply. Alpacas look on like 'oh the geldings are at it again..."

 

[Sarah Connor]

The Tranch is undergoing some stressful times! What will Kevin do?!?
A.) Support Penny and Bonnie during these trying times?
B.) Retweet some degenerate shit about a cartoon that came out while he was a full grown adult?

 

[Storfle]

It's all been a misunderstanding! Kevin's newest shipment of toys arrived, and Penny mistook it for a mech invasion.