Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm personally curious as to how he's going to plan the funeral

This is Chris, so planning, unless it's Sonichu or MLP related, isn't going to do a thing in regards to Barb's funeral. He'll be grief stricken, but will also flail around and enablers would be the ones doing the planning. He was asked on that Internet Dream Lounge podcast on what would he do when Barb dies, and Chris was aware of the situation at that point and admitted that he didn't know what to do, but that he does have the understanding of being worried. That probably changed between the podcast (2017) and now.

 

[Rupin]

This is Chris, so planning, unless it's Sonichu or MLP related, isn't going to do a thing in regards to Barb's funeral. He'll be grief stricken, but will also flail around and enablers would be the ones doing the planning.

how do you think he will be dressed at the funeral?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

how do you think he will be dressed at the funeral?

After watching Chris for about 3 years and knowing about him and his upbringing, probably copy something from a funeral in a cartoon: black dress with veil. If he's respectful, Chris will not wear the medallion.

I wonder what he dressed like at bob's funeral?

 

[Rupin]

After watching Chris for about 3 years and knowing about him and his upbringing, probably copy something from a funeral in a cartoon: black dress with veil. If he's respectful, Chris will not wear the medallion.

I wonder what he dressed like at bob's funeral?

that’s a pretty good question. Damn, I wonder why no one ever bought it up after all these years?

i was thinking for Barb’s funeral, he will wear a black dress, but be wearing those those crystals on his bracelets and necklaces. In the most tacky way as possible of course.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Damn, I wonder why no one ever bought it up after all these years?

It's the same sort of thing as the black tape - the people who know have probably chosen not to reveal it for Chris' sake.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's the same sort of thing as the black tape - the people who know have probably chosen not to reveal it for Chris' sake.

Whatever it was, it might've been the most awkward outfit ever, unless Barb told him to change, lest she and the family be embarrassed. That tugboat has sailed.

 

[AnOminous]

For those who are curious, there's a documentary on Youtube for free called "A Certain Kind of Death" where it shows what happens to those who die with no next of kin to handle their affairs. That'll give you an idea of Barb's ultimate fate.

She's going to be cremated and put next to Bob. It's already paid for.

They just fry her up and put a number on.

A private college with low standards and generous financial aid.

I saw my fair share of Rainbow Dash shirts around the engineering/comp-sci department. One guy I know joined the Air Force. To my knowledge he’s still super into ponies. He has a cutie mark tattoo.

Someone printed Princess Luna onto a printed circuit board that is now aboard the International Space Station.

https://imgur.com/a/u16WK

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

After watching Chris for about 3 years and knowing about him and his upbringing, probably copy something from a funeral in a cartoon: black dress with veil. If he's respectful, Chris will not wear the medallion.

I wonder what he dressed like at bob's funeral?

He'll look like this at the funeral.

Like Bill, he'll be pretending he's Barb.

Marvin or Null will probably have to put on a dress and say, "No, Chris. I'm Barb, and I don't love you".

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder if Barb will have a will where she tries to keep being manipulative from the grave like trying to shame a relative into taking responsibility for Chris.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder if Barb will have a will where she tries to keep being manipulative from the grave like trying to shame a relative into taking responsibility for Chris.

I doubt any of his relatives would want to take in a 40 year old man, especially if it means having to deal with weens.

 

[Turbocuck]

I doubt any of his relatives would want to take in a 40 year old man, especially if it means having to deal with weens.

150 years ago, Americans might have felt a sense of duty to take in the family tard after his parents died. That shit doesn't happen today. I could certainly see them getting Chris set up with a social worker, but there is no way in hell he lives with them for more than two weeks.
And that's if they even speak to him, for all we know they could be really conservative and disown Chris for the Trooning.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don’t think there will be a funeral or memorial service. Those cost money. Even though I think Chris could easily ebeg for the amount, someone else would have to do the legwork.
Someone like Rocky may try to help Chris but his and Barb’s financial obligations will be confusing and enormous (assuming Barb has a mortgage, credit card debt and other debts and no life insurance) and it’s doubtful anyone is going to convince Chris of anything. Maybe Null or Marvin or any other white Knight will try to help Chris until they too get frustrated and give up.
It all ends with Chris in unmarked pauper’s grave.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don’t think there will be a funeral or memorial service. Those cost money. Even though I think Chris could easily ebeg for the amount, someone else would have to do the legwork.
Someone like Rocky may try to help Chris but his and Barb’s financial obligations will be confusing and enormous (assuming Barb has a mortgage, credit card debt and other debts and no life insurance) and it’s doubtful anyone is going to convince Chris of anything. Maybe Null or Marvin or any other white Knight will try to help Chris until they too get frustrated and give up.
It all ends with Chris in unmarked pauper’s grave.

Unless enablers spring for a burial plot, complete with a headstone of a statue of Chris or Sonichu.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

I don’t think there will be a funeral or memorial service. Those cost money. Even though I think Chris could easily ebeg for the amount, someone else would have to do the legwork.
Someone like Rocky may try to help Chris but his and Barb’s financial obligations will be confusing and enormous (assuming Barb has a mortgage, credit card debt and other debts and no life insurance) and it’s doubtful anyone is going to convince Chris of anything. Maybe Null or Marvin or any other white Knight will try to help Chris until they too get frustrated and give up.
It all ends with Chris in unmarked pauper’s grave.

Sort of like the movie Amadeus. Mozart never finished his requiem, and Chris never finished his comic. Both tossed into cheap holes, with a shovel full of lime.

And Barb's death.

We all know it's going to come as a shock to him.

I hate Chris. I hate Barb. I won't lie though; when that day comes, he'll have my sympathy, because all the comics and all the merge talks and all the hallucinations in the world aren't going to stop:

the red letters coming in
the bank smashing on the door
the feeling of a lonely house with nobody to talk to
pets becoming more restless and demanding
his tugboat running aground because he needs to pay for further essentials

You know those horror/ thriller movies where the young to middle aged woman is home alone, and then there's an intruder somewhere in the house. They might phone or appear in a window, or ALREADY BE IN THE HOUSE!!! That'll be Christian, trapped in a building with Reality.

Unless enablers spring for a burial plot, complete with a headstone of a statue of Chris or Sonichu.

That would be epic. Some sort of Superman with the Golden Eagle statue somewhere in Ruckersville. Or scattering his ashes at Nintendo HQ. Or raising a flagpole with the colors of The Classic. Or a graduation ceremony that he never got to have, where he's presented with a PHD in graphic design.

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[Chrus Chundlur]

After watching Chris for about 3 years and knowing about him and his upbringing, probably copy something from a funeral in a cartoon: black dress with veil. If he's respectful, Chris will not wear the medallion.

I wonder what he dressed like at bob's funeral?

that’s a pretty good question. Damn, I wonder why no one ever bought it up after all these years?

i was thinking for Barb’s funeral, he will wear a black dress, but be wearing those those crystals on his bracelets and necklaces. In the most tacky way as possible of course.

That if it happens relatively soon. Give him a couple more years spiraling out of control, and he will attend the funeral wearing a trikini and high heels.

Or scattering his ashes at Nintendo HQ

Or given Chris petty and vindictive nature, having them violently thrown at the face of some Hasbro higher-up by surprise.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

That if it happens relatively soon. Give him a couple more years spiraling out of control, and he will attend the funeral wearing a trikini and high heels.

Or given Chris petty and vindictive nature, having them violently thrown at the face of some Hasbro higher-up by surprise.

or we could draw him into a comic, and insist he's not dead, but in another dimension, and thus save on funeral expenses.

 

[Nobue]

I weep for the US.

I'm gonna laugh if he's the most badass guy out there.

 

[Alex Krycek]

150 years ago, Americans might have felt a sense of duty to take in the family tard after his parents died. That shit doesn't happen today. I could certainly see them getting Chris set up with a social worker, but there is no way in hell he lives with them for more than two weeks.
And that's if they even speak to him, for all we know they could be really conservative and disown Chris for the Trooning.

I strongly doubt any of Chris' relatives care to take him in. It's not just the trooning or the isolation. It's the fact that just having Chris around is more than just a financial burden. Chris will pay out some SSDI if pressed to. That's not the issue. The issue is that he says and does things that aren't conductive to a normal family setting. With Barb who would tell him to fuck off and watch TV or Bob who was too tired to care, that's not as big of an issue. But with David or Cole who have their own families (not to mention I'm pretty sure David is at least close to retirement if not already there), I doubt either wants to take him in. We haven't heard anything about the rest of the living Chandlers and Westons since Aunt Corrina passed so it's safe to say he's pretty far up Turd Creek.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I strongly doubt any of Chris' relatives care to take him in. It's not just the trooning or the isolation. It's the fact that just having Chris around is more than just a financial burden. Chris will pay out some SSDI if pressed to. That's not the issue. The issue is that he says and does things that aren't conductive to a normal family setting. With Barb who would tell him to fuck off and watch TV or Bob who was too tired to care, that's not as big of an issue. But with David or Cole who have their own families (not to mention I'm pretty sure David is at least close to retirement if not already there), I doubt either wants to take him in. We haven't heard anything about the rest of the living Chandlers and Westons since Aunt Corrina passed so it's safe to say he's pretty far up Turd Creek.

Not to mention that they'd have to deal with weens.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don’t think there will be a funeral or memorial service. Those cost money. Even though I think Chris could easily ebeg for the amount, someone else would have to do the legwork.
Someone like Rocky may try to help Chris but his and Barb’s financial obligations will be confusing and enormous (assuming Barb has a mortgage, credit card debt and other debts and no life insurance) and it’s doubtful anyone is going to convince Chris of anything. Maybe Null or Marvin or any other white Knight will try to help Chris until they too get frustrated and give up.
It all ends with Chris in unmarked pauper’s grave.

Would Rocky and the church infrastructure in general be actually willing to help Chris as he is now? A person who now claims to be a God and publicly on Twatter recommends that people pray to him? I think it would be unlikely, unless he did some serious hardcore repenting to GodJesus on his knees infront of them.