Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Smug Cat]

THIS PANDEMIC IS JUST LIKE MY ACTION MOVIES!
Is there anything more transparently childish than trying to use a low-brow action film as some kind of moral guidance for real-life events?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Texas wife saga continues
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Because not wearing a mask poses as much of an immediate threat of letting dinosaurs loose

The park wasn't open in Jurassic Park, they brought in the main characters to preview it and give their opinions, these faggots can't even get their pop culture references correct.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[weeeeb]

God bless Texas, it seems they were the domino that was needed to fall for things to start having a glimmer of hope again.

 

[Salubrious]

God bless Texas, it seems they were the domino that was needed to fall for things to start having a glimmer of hope again.

It's unfair to Florida because they NEVER had these restrictions.

But yeah. This is starting to look like a situation where states didn't want to be the first, and now that Texas is taking all the heat these other states can follow suit "quietly" I guess.

 

[TFT-A9]

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I don't care if you're pro-life or pro-choice or whatever you call it, fuck this kind of "attaching all the riders you possibly can to a bill to own the other side" shit. Planned Parenthood is already questionable in my mind and giving them access to PPP funds would practically be double-dipping given how government funding gets funneled into them to my understanding.

 

[Kornheiser]

Who will be the last states to reopen? I think somewhere in the northeast.

 

[Salubrious]

Who will be the last states to reopen? I think somewhere in the northeast.

All of the blue states seem more joined together with their policies while the red states are more independent.

I'm going to predict that all the blue states will wait to open fully until Joe Biden or Dr. Fauci "say it's okay", and then they'll all open at once.

 

[JosephStalin]

Who will be the last states to reopen? I think somewhere in the northeast.

My guess - CA, NY and MI.

 

[knobslobbin]

Has it been a year already since the start of the bullshit? Merry Wuhanica everyone!

In a sane non-clown world only a few weeks or at most month or two of no bodies piled in streets would have been a good indicator this was being oversold. So glad I live in the reality where this can drag on for years unchallenged with no body count besides the normal deaths from flu & pneumonia!

We is smart, we is special, we is in hell.

 

[Kornheiser]

All of the blue states seem more joined together with their policies while the red states are more independent.

I'm going to predict that all the blue states will wait to open fully until Joe Biden or Dr. Fauci "say it's okay", and then they'll all open at once.

CT announced stuff is going back to normal in like a week so I don’t think all the blue states are all on the same page. I mean Wisconsin is a swing state that has stuff reopened but we still have tons of people who don’t go outside at all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Michigan will probably be the last one to reopen, mainly because Gretchen Whitmer is an asshole who would dump toxic waste onto the streets to keep people from being able to do something.

 

[knobslobbin]

This is an opportunity though, how can we convince the sjw blue hair types that they are really fighting racism and evil white men if they stay inside forever?

I know, start a campaign saying that going outside is patriotic! Someone else get on that right away.

 

[Exterminatus]

Shout out to Black Conservative Perspective. I can't find the original clip.

Joy Reid, of course, says that Texas is reopening mostly so that black people can get back to work serving white people. Because nothing that comes out of this bitch's mouth isn't about racism somehow.

"There is another class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs - partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs." - Booker T. Washington

Military institutions have been pozzed for years so this really doesn't surprise me. Most of the people I know that are attached to the military spout off liberal talking points like they have diarrhea of the mouth. It seems like the higher your rank, the more bullshit you believe.

Very much so, the higher ups and pencil pushers in the military are almost always leftists nowadays. Way back when you had actual conservatives in places of leadership within the ranks but they were gradually weeded out as the lefties gradually secured their hold over the government because they knew any attempts at a Communist takeover would be stopped by the military. McCarthy tried to look into this but the military is our sacred cow and there was much screaming and gnashing of teeth when he tried.

It's how you have guys like Alexander Vindman try to openly commit treason against their Commander-in-Chief and fake transcripts to try to help impeach/remove Trump from power.

And for the COVID front looks like the CEO of WarnerMedia got in trouble for being a little too honest about the media coverage of the virus/pandemic

WarnerMedia CEO Apologizes After Saying Pandemic is ‘Really Good For Ratings’

In a keynote speech at a virtual tech conference Thursday, WarnerMedia CEO Jason Kilar told attendees that the coronavirus pandemic is “really good for ratings.”

www.mediaite.com

And in Alabama the governor there is keeping the mask mandate but apparently wants to lift lockdown by April 9th so they aren't quite as based and good about it as Texas and Mississippi are being or how Florida has been for months now.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

oi wear the nosy luv
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Also works great if your political enemies cut off your nose and you regain the throne:

 

[Super-Chevy454]

This is an opportunity though, how can we convince the sjw blue hair types that they are really fighting racism and evil white men if they stay inside forever?

I know, start a campaign saying that going outside is patriotic! Someone else get on that right away.

While we're at it, if they really want to fight racism, we should mention then taking zinc, vitamin D and even HCQ is patriotic.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Michigan will probably be the last one to reopen, mainly because Gretchen Whitmer is an asshole who would dump toxic waste onto the streets to keep people from being able to do something.

Their schools are reopening Thursday.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

For shits and giggles I went back to 1 year ago ITT.

Outside China:

14881 Confirmed /281 dead / 1170 recovered

12739 / 215 / 791 yesterday

Iran:

2922 confirmed / 92 / 552 recovered

2336 / 77 / 291 yesterday

These recovery numbers for Iran are total bullshit.

USA:

159 confirmed / 11 dead / 8 recovered

124 / 9 / 8 yesterday.

No talk of masks outside Asia, a couple schools shut down. James Bond movie release delayed (still isn't out). Only cases in a handful of states in the US. Runs beginning on toilet paper and hand sanitizer...as I recall I was doing my final stocking up that week and lots of us were smug we'd been prepping for the last 2 weeks thanks to this thread. A few doomers but quite a few posters saying it won't be the end of the world.

Edit: Also forgot to mention the Dow Jones was 5000 points lower than today. And that wasn't even the lowest it would go.

But lol:

This shit’s going to last into April, isn’t it?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Has it been a year already since the start of the bullshit? Merry Wuhanica everyone!

In a sane non-clown world only a few weeks or at most month or two of no bodies piled in streets would have been a good indicator this was being oversold. So glad I live in the reality where this can drag on for years unchallenged with no body count besides the normal deaths from flu & pneumonia!

We is smart, we is special, we is in hell.

Two weeks, and we can flatten the curve.