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my job is to remember shit, not to find it. i'm sure someone else here can get it though. after watching phil for so long shit blends together. i can tell you 100% certain something happened in Phils history, I just can't ever find it. it's all in me memory...

Not the clip in mind, but a nice little toxic clip about getting a ticket. I am sure Phil was right and the officer was the one with the attitude.
 
So big ups to MrHuth who has been reviewing old Phil vids.
He's streaming some Hate Live episodes tonight and Phil was just talking to a fan about how excited he was to be buying the KoH forums from 'a third party' and that he could finally run it the way he wanted to. He sounded sincere and was hyping up the purchase.

Compare this to last night when Phil claimed the creators held the site hostage and forced him to buy it from them, claiming they had a gun to his head and he only did it because he is nice and a victim.
Another case of 'when was Phil lying', not 'if'. Both of these versions of the story can't be true - one is a complete fabrication. And I'll always bet it's the one where Phil is throwing people who did something for him under the bus because of money.
 
Darn.

Pigpiggo came up with 12 results, but none of them relevant.

It was back in CT, he was standing infront of the wall with the blinds on it? And I believe he was holding a piece of paper talking about it? That's all my memory allows. i could just be full of shit, but my memory is pretty fuckin' good. I'm very confident in my statements.
 
Just out of curiosity I went to PPG and searched "need the help", and got 91 results. Went through some random ones just to make sure they were in the right context, and it was the same song and dance as today. In fact, you probably could have switched out today's mentions of "need the help" with those videos, and you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference (outside of the video game being played and different clothes being worn).

The point is how many times can he continue to play this broken record, and how many times are these ♿ gonna listen to the same broken record? 91 results for something as simple as "need the help". How many times have you uttered that phrase in your entire life? There's probably countless other phrases I could look up that would return similar numbers. I know RahbOnWheels and a few others cant help themselves, but whats the excuse for the rest of these cretins? Speaking of cretins, I was going through the khantributions, and NDO something tipped like 35 bucks, and I remembered that someone mentioned he had a YT channel before. Just look at this fucking guy..

Anyways, $328 total today, with $246 coming from 4 people. Which leaves $82 to everyone else, and $20 of that came from joyful faggotry.
 

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Just out of curiosity I went to PPG and searched "need the help", and got 91 results. Went through some random ones just to make sure they were in the right context, and it was the same song and dance as today. In fact, you probably could have switched out today's mentions of "need the help" with those videos, and you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference (outside of the video game being played and different clothes being worn).

The point is how many times can he continue to play this broken record, and how many times are these ♿ gonna listen to the same broken record? 91 results for something as simple as "need the help". How many times have you uttered that phrase in your entire life? There's probably countless other phrases I could look up that would return similar numbers. I know RahbOnWheels and a few others cant help themselves, but whats the excuse for the rest of these cretins? Speaking of cretins, I was going through the khantributions, and NDO something tipped like 35 bucks, and I remembered that someone mentioned he had a YT channel before. Just look at this fucking guy..

Anyways, $328 total today, with $246 coming from 4 people. Which leaves $82 to everyone else, and $20 of that came from joyful faggotry.
'pay my bills' got me 535 results
 
Here's the speeding ticket story. First is Phil running a red light saying the PHOTO shows him NOT MOVING and this means the traffic camera is DISCRIMINATING against him. The second story is him speeding through a school zone and he says "It's just a PICTURE of my car and shows NO EVIDENCE of me speeding whatsoever."

This is from his August 19th, 2014 Pre-stream which doesn't exist on his channels I think due to whatever happened with the 2015 fan-art Copyright claims. The link in the description to the Pre-stream is a dead link. This video from THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS is from August 20th, 2014, the next day.
I got you fam. Also before the timestamp (1m48s) Phil is describing how he knows he can't see and is going to have to get glasses just to pass the Washington license test and then not wear them ever again "just like I did in high shcool" !!!!
 
Here's the speeding ticket story. First is Phil running a red light saying the PHOTO shows him NOT MOVING and this means the traffic camera is DISCRIMINATING against him. The second story is him speeding through a school zone and he says "It's just a PICTURE of my car and shows NO EVIDENCE of me speeding whatsoever."

This is from his August 19th, 2014 Pre-stream which doesn't exist on his channels I think due to whatever happened with the 2015 fan-art Copyright claims. The link in the description to the Pre-stream is a dead link. This video from THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS is from August 20th, 2014, the next day.

told you my memory is good. i remember watching that shit when he uploaded it. was classic phil. swear to god there was a vid where he shows us the photo in question tho.
 
DSP needs to have a massive heart attack on stream. Then he'll really have something to beg about.
Yeah........begging for the memes to stop.
Here's the speeding ticket story. First is Phil running a red light saying the PHOTO shows him NOT MOVING and this means the traffic camera is DISCRIMINATING against him. The second story is him speeding through a school zone and he says "It's just a PICTURE of my car and shows NO EVIDENCE of me speeding whatsoever."

This is from his August 19th, 2014 Pre-stream which doesn't exist on his channels I think due to whatever happened with the 2015 fan-art Copyright claims. The link in the description to the Pre-stream is a dead link. This video from THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS is from August 20th, 2014, the next day.
After listening to the 2 I posted, you can tell these are bullshit stories.
 
I love that Phil’s begging has gone next lvl and the mentally ill supporters are falling for it. I guess when you have no friends the next best thing is paying a man online to put a pair of jeans on his chair.

I fully support the whales giving Phil all their money.
SAME! At this point I'm wondering which one is going to take out a loan or file for bankruptcy like their idol just to keep giving him money. Penne points wager?? XD
 
Wait a minute...

Hasn't Phil said in some versions of his near fatal car crash story that they gave him a ticket for reckless driving or something. I seem to recall something like, "It was completely the other guy's fault, but they gave me a ticket!" I could be misremembering. There have been so many retcons and lies in that story.

Second, the speeding ticket story with the angry cop was originally about why he wears glasses. He got pulled over for speeding and the cop looked at his license. "RESTRICTION: CORRECTIVE LENSES" Then he had to get out and let Rambo drive. Allegedly. Phil is a liar.
 
I mean surely we're at a point where Twitch should step in and tell him to knock off his begging. He is clearly running a scam where he is using Twitch to get money from people that believe his whole "I need to pay bills", "I'm poor", and my favourite "Jasper needs food".
i wonder when phil is going to roll in with a wheelchair and act like he lost the use of his legs
 
So in the future, he'd like to have a show in which he talks about current events and even politics. To that, I say: fuck yes! I'd love to hear him embarrass himself. Also, what exactly stops him from doing that now? He never said of course.

So instead of doing a current events/political show years and years ago when he was more relevant and participatory in society, he's going to jump into an already over-saturated content field as he becomes more and more irrelevant and closed off from society by the day?

Sounds very very smart. MundaneMatt reviewing Walmart shelves levels of smart. There's nothing people want more than a boring politically correct out-of-touch moron trying to opine on current events from the fence.
 
Mrhuth's hate live throwback stream, one of his fans that was trying to ask him a question and he said "It seems like over time, you've changed..." And phil is speed stroking his beard, sweating and eyes darting around the room. He couldn't lean in on him back then
To be honest, I can't see anyone who liked the original Phil liking the current one.

Now, I'm not saying that Phil at the beginning of his YouTube career was a good guy. Not at all. The whole John Rambo fiasco is enough proof that he has always sucked as a human being.

But he genuinely enjoyed what he did then. Maybe it was just him being rich and happy about it, but still, he seemed to actually like games back then.

Now, he's a shell of a man who gets flustered at any sign of romance in a game, who has the stupidest gimmicks any streamer has ever had, and who has to invent a new reason to beg for money every day.

So I think most, if not all, of Phil's current fans are just newer viewers who enjoy supporting someone the internet hates.
 
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