DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

Here's the speeding ticket story. First is Phil running a red light saying the PHOTO shows him NOT MOVING and this means the traffic camera is DISCRIMINATING against him. The second story is him speeding through a school zone and he says "It's just a PICTURE of my car and shows NO EVIDENCE of me speeding whatsoever."

This is from his August 19th, 2014 Pre-stream which doesn't exist on his channels I think due to whatever happened with the 2015 fan-art Copyright claims. The link in the description to the Pre-stream is a dead link. This video from THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS is from August 20th, 2014, the next day.

So the speeding cameras are a scam to get money from out-of-towners but they sent him a letter, which means they knew he lived in the area... he really is a dumbass. Anything to avoid all responsibility for wrongdoing.

"DOOD PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T DO IT TO LOCALS, JUST OUTTA TOWNERS!!!"

Dave, you epic retard, they sent it to you via your mailing address, which is local.

 

[gaarashatan]

Stranger things have happened...

Spoiler: How the almighty have fallen!

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edit: keep forgetting i'm in 4k on this monitor, that's was way too big

i dont get it?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP needs to have a massive heart attack on stream. Then he'll really have something to beg about.

I can already picture the exact play-by-play of how the whole bloody affair would play out.
He will bitch on twitter about the slight pain on his left shoulder and upper left arm. Jasper will be to blame, in his head he will think "Damn, what a great way to set up today's stream pitybux!" Anyone who tells him that he may have a heart attack or otherwise tell him to seek urgent medical help will be blocked on twitter or called a moron in a supertoxic gin tweet.

Then, during the prestream he will of course have to flap his gums for at least 45 minutes about the excruciating pain he's experiencing. He is now short of breath, has cold sweats, feels really tired despite drinking a kahfee just before stream, his pain is spreading, now he feels it in the left part of his jaw and neck, the pain on his arm is down to his wrist. But he's not just some nudnik clown streamer, he's DS-fuckin'-P, through all this pain he still streams FOR YOU GUYS! SO OPEN YOUR CHECKBOOKS! Ah mai ghad there's idiots in the stream chat who said I had a heart attack... lemme just take out the trash... sorry you had to see this chat...

Then when he starts playing (using the term "playing" loosely here) the game some 50 bit bitch sends him a 50 bitch heer after he complains about suddenly feeling like he's gonna throw up that he should really go to the doctor since he has all possible symptoms someone could have who just had a heart attack. Then he's gonna go on a one minute long toxic tirade, end it with "ENJOY YOUR LEAN IN MANUAL BAN!" and just as he leans in he'll collapse, as a cherry on top of the shit sundae.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

i wonder when phil is going to roll in with a wheelchair and act like he lost the use of his legs

Mate I do believe he will use his ear infection as begging. He already made a huge point of how he can't go to the doctor due to Katherine's "new schedule", and how his parents are very upset and worried about it. He laid a very good "Wasn't my fault" foundation already. I fully expect some form of emergency stream when he finally does go.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

i dont get it?

I guess the King of Detractors no longer does Darksydephil related content and just plays video games on Twitch.

He also may be seen as a hypocrite since he used to dump on titty streamers and he is streaming with a person with mammary glands.

"But did Tevin really make fun of titty streamers?" Yes he did. I remember he would occasionally mention one by name back in the day. "She asked her viewers to pay her $x amount to drink a really expensive bottle of wine. Almost as scummy as Dave!"

 

[nyess]

as someone who is a big fan of ghost n' goblins/ghouls n' ghosts, phil's playthrough of GnG Resurrection is especially brutal to witness

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I guess the King of Detractors no longer does Darksydephil related content and just plays video games on Twitch.

He also may be seen as a hypocrite since he used to dump on titty streamers and he is streaming with a person with mammary glands.

"But did Tevin really make fun of titty streamers?" Yes he did. I remember he would occasionally mention one by name back in the day. "She asked her viewers to pay her $x amount to drink a really expensive bottle of wine. Almost as scummy as Dave!"

Gonna piss on your bombfire and say that Phil is just as much a titty streamer, if not more, those double Ds need a fuckton of structural support, fucking hell. Grandma teets looking ass

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I can already picture the exact play-by-play of how the whole bloody affair would play out.
He will bitch on twitter about the slight pain on his left shoulder and upper left arm. Jasper will be to blame, in his head he will think "Damn, what a great way to set up today's stream pitybux!" Anyone who tells him that he may have a heart attack or otherwise tell him to seek urgent medical help will be blocked on twitter or called a moron in a supertoxic gin tweet.

Then, during the prestream he will of course have to flap his gums for at least 45 minutes about the excruciating pain he's experiencing. He is now short of breath, has cold sweats, feels really tired despite drinking a kahfee just before stream, his pain is spreading, now he feels it in the left part of his jaw and neck, the pain on his arm is down to his wrist. But he's not just some nudnik clown streamer, he's DS-fuckin'-P, through all this pain he still streams FOR YOU GUYS! SO OPEN YOUR CHECKBOOKS! Ah mai ghad there's idiots in the stream chat who said I had a heart attack... lemme just take out the trash... sorry you had to see this chat...

Then when he starts playing (using the term "playing" loosely here) the game some 50 bit bitch sends him a 50 bitch heer after he complains about suddenly feeling like he's gonna throw up that he should really go to the doctor since he has all possible symptoms someone could have who just had a heart attack. Then he's gonna go on a one minute long toxic tirade, end it with "ENJOY YOUR LEAN IN MANUAL BAN!" and just as he leans in he'll collapse, as a cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Meanwhile Derish is still spamming the chat:

@darksydephil Are you gonna finish the game? Wake up!

 

[Iron Father]

I guess the King of Detractors no longer does Darksydephil related content and just plays video games on Twitch.

He also may be seen as a hypocrite since he used to dump on titty streamers and he is streaming with a person with mammary glands.

"But did Tevin really make fun of titty streamers?" Yes he did. I remember he would occasionally mention one by name back in the day. "She asked her viewers to pay her $x amount to drink a really expensive bottle of wine. Almost as scummy as Dave!"

I'd say there's a difference between shitting on a specific streamer and having some hard stance against """titty streamers""" lol.

 

[Brother Wind]

in his head he will think

Jesus, I have never thought about Phil's internal monologue. Do you think he has one?

 

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

If there is one thing Phil doesn't want the late steam viewers to know is how well the day stream went. It goes against the "I'm strapped for cash" story. WAKE UP PAY PIGGIES and ask yourself why does a man that makes over $120k a year need to beg daily for grocery money???

You seen how much it costs to feed a horse? How can he afford the top shelf gin, champions and feed the horse without begging every stream?

 

[Balr0g]

Based on the whole "need the tips goal every stream between now and Wednesday", Phil is asking for yet another $1000 just in tips.

Would somehow be funny if the IRS sits up and take notice next year when he has to report a higher INCOME after being granted a chapter 7 bankruptcy. Like "wait a minute how come this asshole makes more money now then before? Did he bullshit us with his tax returns in the past?" Sure Nick Rekieta said that Phil had the advantage of having a "job" that generates a unpredictable income but this would make me suspicious.. Then again one could ague Corona boosted the business of streamers in general.

 

[blahblahblah678]

His newest jeans scam is the absolute worst. He’s willing to clown himself wearing two vests, but a pair of jeans is too far. He could wear them on his head and plead insanity. Maybe the psych ward will let him stream with pencils in his nose.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Mate I do believe he will use his ear infection as begging. He already made a huge point of how he can't go to the doctor due to Katherine's "new schedule", and how his parents are very upset and worried about it. He laid a very good "Wasn't my fault" foundation already. I fully expect some form of emergency stream when he finally does go.

Oh yeah, the one that he keeps putting off getting checked out? Sorry, the one he can "do nothing about" because the doctors won't make allowances so that his mom (sorry, his wife) will be able to drive little Philly to the doctor and hold his hand while the big meanie doctor pokes around in Phil's empty head.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Let’s not forget that his current “off day” is Wednesday. How dare Phil be forced to run all his errands and relax and eat out on Wednesdays when the poor little guy has been so programmed to do it on Tuesdays.

 

[Balr0g]

I am waiting for the "I lost my hearing ability" saga. Ear infections (ih he really has one) can be quit nasty and painful. He should know this given his pathetic instagram pcitures from last year when he had one and lost his beloved vest streak. Whelp nothing he could do he had to wait for his *points thumb at door* wife to get a new schedule.

 

[Preferred Penne]

His newest jeans scam is the absolute worst. He’s willing to clown himself wearing two vests, but a pair of jeans is too far. He could wear them on his head and plead insanity. Maybe the psych ward will let him stream with pencils in his nose.

Phil's streams might be tolerable if all he said was "wooble".

 

[gaarashatan]

Mate I do believe he will use his ear infection as begging. He already made a huge point of how he can't go to the doctor due to Katherine's "new schedule", and how his parents are very upset and worried about it. He laid a very good "Wasn't my fault" foundation already. I fully expect some form of emergency stream when he finally does go.

the type of person to get insurance from kats work but claim he dont got insurance

I guess the King of Detractors no longer does Darksydephil related content and just plays video games on Twitch.

He also may be seen as a hypocrite since he used to dump on titty streamers and he is streaming with a person with mammary glands.

"But did Tevin really make fun of titty streamers?" Yes he did. I remember he would occasionally mention one by name back in the day. "She asked her viewers to pay her $x amount to drink a really expensive bottle of wine. Almost as scummy as Dave!"

oh omg, bro im sitting here like king of detractors? who the fuck? getting more confused as to why youre quoting that post then you mention tevin and it all washed over me, forgot that dude even existed. never watched him so dont know nothing about this titty streamer business but doesnt seem that unreal when youre caught up in the dspism. i get it though. i cant stand titty streamers but it was probably a way to further his career that quite literally was made because of phil *remember him saying shit about how tevin is making a living off of him* hiliarious to say the least. but shit id do the same in his situation i guess if the person hes collabing with is super popular

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Titty streamers are stupid but everyone with titties who streams does not equal a titty streamer hope that helps.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

His newest jeans scam is the absolute worst. He’s willing to clown himself wearing two vests, but a pair of jeans is too far. He could wear them on his head and plead insanity. Maybe the psych ward will let him stream with pencils in his nose.

The only reason he's not putting on the jeans is because it takes too much effort to do that.
He's got to take off the headphones, stand up, walk off camera, sit down, take off his pyjama bottoms, stand up, fetch the jeans, sit down, shove each foot through each pant, stand up, pull up the jeans, button them, zip up, walk to the camera, show off the jeans, sit down and wear the headphones.
Too much work, dood.