DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Colloid]

I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc.

And yet you’re perfectly fine with trying to chat up the guy with a droopy resting bitch face and his flighty neurotic wife? Come on man... I wasn’t born yesterday. Either you’re being dishonest or you’re dumb, and I really hope for your case it’s the former.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I can fully believe he's the type of person to stand in the queue for the till bitching about how long it takes though, and panicking if anyone ever tries to talk to him.

That's why I don't outright discount the dude's account, just have serious doubts because of some parts in it. Because him sitting in line and becoming so easily agitated and complaining about rich people on magazines lines up with his idiosyncrasies.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That's why I don't outright discount the dude's account, just have doubts. Because him sitting in line and becoming so easily agitated and complaining about rich people on magazines lines up with his idiosyncrasies.

I don't think it is true, but I can imagine it being true. If that makes any sense.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I don't think it is true, but I can imagine it being true. If that makes any sense.

If you were giving the guy the benefit of the doubt you could believe it, yeah I getcha pal.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Hi Phil

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

These? Bhil Purnells channel?

Bless you for posting these!! But I cant even sit through 2 minutes of one of these videos, much less all of them. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if that really is anonymouse, and if he really does have some kind of video where phil admits that his "rich uncle" helped him financially in 2018. I'm not gonna hold my breath, however.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I love how every time he begged about the mystery repair bills in the current begging saga he always says that it sucks that because of the bankruptcy he has no credit so he can't pay it that way. The concept of savings or funds you put on the side in case of unforeseen expenses never crosses this wastrel's mind.

 

[Balr0g]

Man Phil loves us doesn't he? Makes me wonder how he would react should we board up his particular subforum. He would probably loose his shit.

 

[Swirling weeb]

These betting penne points thing must tickle his gacha fetish he’s implementing that shit more and more

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Hi Phil

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Phil you're a fat faggot and you can't stop anybody on here from saying it.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Holy shit!! Either he's punishing them for not hitting the tips goal last night, or he's punishing us and the re-streamers. These throat clears are so over the top!

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

You know, I was thinking the other day.

Sometimes when a streamer goes on break or is just starting their session, they will play a 5 minute or so highlight reel.

What the hell would a legit, no bullshit, no trolling, highlight reel of DSP look like after 11 years? Maybe some SF wins. What else?

in (((brackets))) the personas he would represent

- Sledgehammaaaaa! (entertainer)
- 2k cat reveal / Jasper stuff (mature family man adult)
- insulting devs (chad pig)
- reading (not demented) contribution messages which compliment Phil (savior of wheelchairs)
- people, companies etc. who "betrayed" him to show that he survived everything like a roach (hero or rather a hero's journey lol)

 

[PutridElephant]

He's setting up some OIC drama in the prestream.

EDIT: I wasn't going to let Tut make the stream about him. 15 mins of nothing but Tut in his prestream.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Holy prologue dude... get to the fucking point.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Any reason why Phil doesn't like Elon Musk?

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More successful scams, and is African.

 

[Pepper Jack]

He's setting up some OIC drama in the prestream.

EDIT: I wasn't going to let Tut make the stream about him. 15 mins of nothing but Tut in his prestream.

I like how he snuck in the begging segment right before the drama. Hinthinthint

 

[TankMelee]

These betting penne points thing must tickle his gacha fetish he’s implementing that shit more and more

I don't see how the wagers would hit his gacha reflex. I think it's like a form of artificial interaction. In games like COD or Mario, where he's basically just grinding or in a time-gated skinner box. So DSP is doing monotonous gameplay and viewers would just hang out bored, and you know how DSP hates his fans talking amongst themselves. Now he can have people invest penne in his stream, and he gets a challenge (in COD especially) to give him some engagement as well.

 

[OJ Simpson]

So the drama DSP hyped up is that the alleged OIC becoming mod gay ops wasn't actually gay ops? Seriously?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Confirming that he has 100% been having behind the scenes convos with oic. He thinks he's debunking stuff, and he's inadvertently giving away more details

Edit: LMAO! So he doesn't really have any big news or misinformation. This is what he's doing to ensure he hits the tip goal, and maybe gets $300 again today

 

[Comma]

DSP, ranting angrily:

"OnlyIcedCoffee hasn't been here much in the past two months. Others have been contributing, not him."

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