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[Glade Candles]

Also dredge the bacon in flour before you bake it. The flour keeps the grease from going everywhere. And it doesn't shrink up as much

That's a good tip, I prefer to use a broiling pan to collect the grease underneath. Then you use that to make sausage gravy.

edit so as to not shit the thread up with too many posts about cooking:

Spoiler: Candied Bacon Recipe

Preheat oven to 375° F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.

Sprinkle both sides of your bacon with a mixture of 2 tbsp. tightly-packed brown sugar, 1/4 tsp. salt, and 1/2 tsp. ground pepper of choice (black, cayenne, chili powder, etc. depending on your tolerance for spice). Lay the bacon on the cookie sheet, and cover with another sheet of parchment paper. Place another cookie sheet on top of the first, and weigh down with a heavy pot (or other over-safe weight)

Bake 30 minutes. After removing from oven, remove weight from the cookie sheets and let rest at lest 5 minutes. Remove cookie sheet and top layer of parchment paper. Serve warm.

 

[Cool Spot]

Fucked up how I'm getting cooking tips from a thread ultimately about something that kills anyone's appetite.

 

[Hymlenis572]

Also dredge the bacon in flour before you bake it. The flour keeps the grease from going everywhere. And it doesn't shrink up as much

Really? I would have never guessed. Doesnt sound so good though, the flour might burn in the bacon fat, either that or make a roux before the milk

 

[FunkyFupa]

This site explains it way better than I can

Burn Your Bacon No More: Oven Baked Bacon

Baked bacon - cook up perfect bacon, every time: in the oven. It keeps the mess under control and the result is crispy and flat bacon.

soupaddict.com

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

“Mx” Pierce Delahunt:
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Face: Punchable

Yeah, I bet he doesn't give away all of his monthly allowance from Daddy and just keep enough for a minimum wage lifestyle. I don't know why so many of these kids think that "wealth redistribution" would mean everyone can live like a trust fund baby. Nope, it means that everyone will live the minimum wage life (except for the elite, of course).

I thought it would bother me more that they are getting so much money, but instead I'm pretty zen about it. Anyone retarded enough to give them money would have spent it on something equally retarded anyway, so they deserve what they get. And now we get to sit back and watch what a bunch of idiot troons will spend this money on. They could upgrade their electrical systems. Maybe build another alpaca shed and finish the inside so the animals aren't chewing insulation off the walls. Maybe spend it on some vet care for the animals. Or hell, even just some cleaning supplies so someone could finally clean that damn stove.

Nope. They won't spend it on any of that. They'll buy some new shiny toy guns and mxstress Penny will buy his true love / fiance Kev some plastic crap from China instead of an engagement ring. My dream tranch plotline is they will blow most of their money on a lavish troon wedding. I really want to see an entire bridal party of troons in the gayest, pinkest, faggiest wedding ever at the tranch.

 

[Yinci]

As for the ranch itself, they reacted to the thread with how they typically react to any form of dissent, being they waved a gun around and challenged people to trespass so they could shoot them.

This makes me feel better about myself.

 

[Bani]

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Killing their own animals and blaming other people. This really is Tranny Tiger King.

They seriously post pictures of barns with exposed insulation and alpacas huddling out in a snow storm and expect us to think these animals are dying of anything but their own incompetence? In a just world, these clowns would be charged with animal neglect.

 

[Yinci]

He was so horny and so fucked up he chopped off his cock and balls, and got a neovag. He will never get his rocks off again, and his extreme horniness is what passes for his personality. In trying to satisfy his hunger for gross sex, he's ruined his sex life. His kinks are legion, and he's the platonic AGP. Perfect.

I think if the penis nervs remain then it can still be sexually stimulated without ejaculation.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I really want to see an entire bridal party of troons in the gayest, pinkest, faggiest wedding ever at the tranch.

The difference between fags and troons is that fags would put actual effort in whereas troons would skip right to the buttfucking.

 

[Yinci]

Killing their own animals and blaming other people. This really is Tranny Tiger King.

They seriously post pictures of barns with exposed insulation and alpacas huddling out in a snow storm and expect us to think these animals are dying of anything but their own incompetence? In a just world, these clowns would be charged with animal neglect.

It looks like some of the pictures are from documentary's.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I think if the penis nervs remain then it can still be sexually stimulated without ejaculation.

The nerves are still waking up!

 

[Yinci]

I just got the voting. This thread is gr... morbid!

 

[Law]

My dream tranch plotline is they will blow most of their money on a lavish troon wedding. I really want to see an entire bridal party of troons in the gayest, pinkest, faggiest wedding ever at the tranch.

The Tranchers are all heterosexual or bisexual blokes. They can't do glam (too much effort) or camp (they're too uptight).
These are men who wear khakis and star wars hats and serve raw shredded cheese to their paramilitary houseguests. If they were gonna do a big gay wedding with Diana Ross and rhinestones that cheese would've gone into a quiche.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Tranchers are all heterosexual or bisexual blokes. They can't do glam (too much effort) or camp (they're too uptight).
These are men who wear khakis and star wars hats and serve raw shredded cheese to their paramilitary houseguests. If they were gonna do a big gay wedding with Diana Ross and rhinestones that cheese would've gone into a quiche.

They're the kind of heterosexual guys who only fuck other guys.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I just got the voting. This thread is gr... morbid!

Speaking of which, isn't the poll already over again? Animals "won".

 

[Swiss46]

Rest in peace random alpaca your brave sacrifice will help fund the ranch more than your fur ever could.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Jarrod got a new gun. I wonder if Bonnie will add some tactical nail polish stripes to it?

Any gun spergs able to ID this piece of hardware? Where did he get it from I wonder?

Savage 10FP in a Choate Short Action Sniper stock and what might be a Sutekus (made in Turkey) illuminated 3-9x40 scope with Weaver style rings... they don't look like actual Weavers or Badger Ordnance, could be Thorn Tactical i guess. Turkey isn't exactly known for very high end glass, but it probably works well for most shooters.

AR-15 is an older (2014ish ?) BCM rifle with KMR Alpha (or similar) with a SOPMOD stock (B5 or LMT, hard to say at a glance). because it has the Gunfighter grip, cage code magazine, a BCM marked lower receiver and other BCM marked parts, it's likely an older complete rifle. people have bought and done good work with cheaper rifles. optic appears to be a Vortex Strike Eagle, either 1-4 or 1-6 x24 with one of the Larue QD one-piece ring mounts. light appears to be a Streamlight TLR or one kind or another (at the picture's angle, most look very similar). muzzle device can be almost anything. the three port brake is a classic design made by many companies and is old tech, but works well enough for most people outdoors doing benchrest shooting and some moderate shot-on-the-move. there are better and worse options.

God, this setup is such shit. Who mounts a large Streamlight flashlight just a cunt hair below the view plane of your optic? Especially when you have what appears to be a full-length barrel WITH a quad rail.

You have all that rail space and you chose to be a retarded faggot. The plate carrier appears to have no plates in it, and who puts a mag pouch in one corner? Especially the bottom right which, I'm assuming he is right-handed, would require you to reach across your whole body in order to do a mag change.

Also LOL at only two mags, and that sling looks cheap and off-brand.

All in all this guy is shit and it's clear he never got beyond ROTC. One day of patrolling in a real combat zone and this nigger would have shot himself in the foot.

Edit: A few typos. Also @Law sorry I can't ID the guns at that resolution. The AR is probably either cheap or a Frankenjob of multiple manufacturers. The bolt action is a mystery tho I recognize the stock from other selfies with Penny and Boone, so I think they are just swapping out/sharing the same 2 or 3 pieces.

well, he could be doing the thumb-over-bore C-clamp thing i guess, and pistol lights as weaponlights isn't unheard of for people that dislike having to mess with a lead and tape switch. are KMR's quad rails? generally quad rail refers to 1913 rails on the top/bottom/sides, not just the top with KM positions for rail sections. sling looks like an expedient sling, but it's clear he isn't using it for stable shooting (or never learned that technique) and it's just a carry sling.

 

[Prolego]

I pored over the linked Reddit thread dedicated to the event and was only able to find a single post questioning the legitimacy of the claims and story surrounding the tranch invasion. And it was an hour old. Looks like a number of possibly skeptical or dissenting posts were deleted by moderators.

From a quick glance at Removeddit, they're a bit of a mixture.

Spoiler: Lots of Images

A couple of harmless questions


(and even though this one was downvoted rather than removed, it's interesting to see that "liberal" is now an insult for the left as well as the right)


Someone suspected to be a KFer:


And the really bat-shit crazy with handy tips on how to get rid of a dead body.

 

[AmbiTron]

From a quick glance at Removeddit, they're a bit of a mixture.

Spoiler: Lots of Images

A couple of harmless questions
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(and even though this one was downvoted rather than removed, it's interesting to see that "liberal" is now an insult for the left as well as the right)
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Someone suspected to be a KFer:
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And the really bat-shit crazy with handy tips on how to get rid of a dead body.
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Jesus Christ, these insane trannies and those of similar political leaning genuinely think cops are all murderous hate-filled monsters. Someone chimes in with something any reasonable human being would do and they instantly shout it down over completely lunatic paranoia that the system will work against them when all evidence points to the contrary.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I noticed that they didn't delete the post expressing a desire to commit violent acts against "the fascists". Reddit is really shitty about enforcing their own rules. Here we are on a cyberbullying doxxing forum and I haven't seen a single comment talking about hurting any of the cows. Not even Yaniv. Somehow we're the bad guys for laughing at absurdity but organizing to terrorize rural Colorado is a-okay. Clown world indeed.

I think it's worth pointing out that more people cared about Trump allegedly inciting the shitshow that happened on the 6th of January than about Ayanna Pressley literally saying ”there needs to be unrest in the streets” as Minneapolis burnt.