Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

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pixidecay said:
Luna posted Mama Tuna on snapchat.
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Eta: holy shit, Luna is absolutely raping her dad's credit card while she thinks he's down and out. She's compulsively shopping for ~cheap~ items all day and night, trying to fill their squat with as much shit as possible, as if that will prevent them from being tossed onto the streets. But he's dyyyyying so send her markers to cope!

Oh, and she strong armed an old lady friend of her grandma's into buying her IKEA furniture FOR HER SQUAT. Jesus that lady must've been terrified to cough up all this shit. As we have always known, "sober" Luna is fifty times the asshole heroin Luna is; she’s a black hole of needy self centered toxic shit.
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Fullmetal Autist said:
Maybe she is also thinking her dad will die and she gets the apartment, so when she gets kicked out of mom's, she can move all the new trash there. It really seems like she is "preparing" for something. What do you want to bet that if his ex-wife is the emergency contact, she may also be in his will for dealing with the apartment?
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That would be delicious and cause much milk to flo from the filthy chalice of Luna.
 
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Fullmetal Autist said:
Maybe she is also thinking her dad will die and she gets the apartment, so when she gets kicked out of mom's, she can move all the new trash there. It really seems like she is "preparing" for something. What do you want to bet that if his ex-wife is the emergency contact, she may also be in his will for dealing with the apartment?
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Good point. The tard rage would be incredible in that situation.
 
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Spergerella said:
That would be delicious and cause much milk to flo from the filthy chalice of Luna.
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I’m sure her father stipulated in any will that any assets he might leave Luna come with conditions about her being clean. Otherwise he might as well burn his money in a pit. This is assuming her dad has a will or has done any death planning. His ex-wife making medical decisions means either he still trusts her or hasn’t bothered to update his shit in years.

multiverse said:
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Eta: holy shit, Luna is absolutely raping her dad's credit card while she thinks he's down and out. She's compulsively shopping for ~cheap~ items all day and night, trying to fill their squat with as much shit as possible, as if that will prevent them from being tossed onto the streets. But he's dyyyyying so send her markers to cope!

Oh, and she strong armed an old lady friend of her grandma's into buying her IKEA furniture FOR HER SQUAT. Jesus that lady must've been terrified to cough up all this shit. As we have always known, "sober" Luna is fifty times the asshole heroin Luna is; she’s a black hole of needy self centered toxic shit.
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I think Luna has realized claiming to be sober is a good grift for the moment, esp when added to “my dad is dying.”

She might get some idiots to buy her stuff because she’s convinced them “she’s struggling to stay clean” and needs happiness delivered in consumer item form. I have a very hard time believing she would still have any contact with “grandma’s friends” much less they would buy her shit. I figure them seeing her and Lurch ruin and lose the free house grandma left her would have been the end of the line with grandma’s buds.


I don’t know how she would have gotten ahold of dad’s CC but if she did I’m sure she has decided he will never figure it out since she has determined he’s a delusional old man on his death bed. She’s gotta use it or lose it. Too bad Amazon doesn’t deliver new apartments.
 
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InspectorButters said:
Looks like tuna is apartment searching again, but who knew it would be so HARD. I mean, a job? Bank statements?? An ID?? Never heard of them. View attachment 1999324
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She's in shit luck since landlords require stable income and knowing her she'll probably get some shit part time job (or half ass attempt to) and only work like 3 days out of the week.
 
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ayotochin said:
So does Lurch sell drugs to her dad? Did they sell him poison?? I really get the sense that she’s confident in that he’s going to die and soon and she’s expecting a big/consistent payout.

Sorry if that’s schizo but this feels icky!! *yawn*
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I doubt either Luna or Lurch has the foresight for that kind of shit. If anything, dad had a series of minor strokes (caused by benzos, or lack of benzos, or just happened). She just got excited about the idea of getting attention and pressies for being SAD when he dies, and now thst she doesn't have an information source, her excitement is gone.

Her "sober" act is hilarious tho. So sober!
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Only took some xannies today, and got some coptics from e-begging. What dad? Send this 25 year old lots of birthday pressies for her birthday month! Sober!
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"Having such a hard time with apartments what a joke"
Sure Luna, they were just stringing you along and are bullying you by imposing such unreasonable demands. The nerve of that landlord wanting proof of long term income and an ID with proof of residency. Don't they know you've been "sober" for a month now? All your trinkets and stained hoard shit is real cheap? I mean fuck, who WOULDN'T rent to you with those credentials?
 
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InspectorButters said:
Looks like tuna is apartment searching again, but who knew it would be so HARD. I mean, a job? Bank statements?? An ID?? Never heard of them. View attachment 1999324
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how absolutely DARE THEY, ask for you to have an ID and an INCOME and proof that that INCOME is STABLE???? what absolute MONSTERS they are !!!11!1!!! poor Tuna princess should be getting these apartments for FREE as REWARD for being SOBER!!!!11111

lmao in all seriousness, how the FUCK is this offer a "joke" in her mind??? 1200 is a great price for NY, and they're not even asking for much?? just like, the bare minimum that any reputable real estate renting agency would be asking. like, of course you don't qualify, Tuna, but have you considered, idk, getting a job so you actually MEET these requirements? Daddy may be delirious in her mind, but he's clearly not gone enough to give her THAT much free shit. I can't believe i'm still ranting about this but how can one lack such basic understanding on something so simple? NO ONE is gonna rent to you unless you prove to them that you're not a potential risk, whether that's financially, or criminally or whatever. yes, it sucks for some people who actually have their shit together and struggle over some minor thing they did half a decade ago, but like, in this case, she doesn't even PARTIALLY have her shit together, to warrant her ability to be complaining about it.

either be fucking reasonable about the places you're aiming for, or actually figure your shit out and make them WANT to rent to you. dumb bitch.


multiverse said:
I doubt either Luna or Lurch has the foresight for that kind of shit. If anything, dad had a series of minor strokes (caused by benzos, or lack of benzos, or just happened). She just got excited about the idea of getting attention and pressies for being SAD when he dies, and now thst she doesn't have an information source, her excitement is gone.

Her "sober" act is hilarious tho. So sober!
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Only took some xannies today, and got some coptics from e-begging. What dad? Send this 25 year old lots of birthday pressies for her birthday month! Sober!
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also, as much as her face is so wonderfulyly punchable, i will give her +0.1 point for her makeup finally not looking like nightmare fuel -- now it's just HER and her face, but at least we're not drowning in 5 day old foundation layer cake anymore, or halfway-to-corpsepaint eyeliner...

that aside, that is 100% the face of someone nodding out so i'm just very confused about whom she thinks she's fooling at this point lmao


EDIT: shit, first part jinxed (ninja'd?) by @DarthBrooks
 
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I’m not high on DRUGS! I’m a month and two days sober! I just have a lazy eye! I just look like this because I’m on MEDS! Did I mention that I’m SOBER?
Oh my god, I don’t know how she can look like this and still try and say she’s sober. Yeah just cuz ur not shooting up heroin doesn’t mean that taking handfuls of Xanax that isn’t prescribed to you is sober you fucking retard.

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