Looks like tuna is apartment searching again, but who knew it would be so HARD. I mean, a job? Bank statements?? An ID?? Never heard of them.
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how absolutely DARE THEY, ask for you to have an ID and an INCOME and proof that that INCOME is STABLE???? what absolute MONSTERS they are !!!11!1!!! poor Tuna princess should be getting these apartments for FREE as REWARD for being SOBER!!!!11111
lmao in all seriousness, how the FUCK is this offer a "joke" in her mind??? 1200 is a great price for NY, and they're not even asking for much?? just like, the bare minimum that any reputable real estate renting agency would be asking. like, of course you don't qualify, Tuna, but have you considered, idk, getting a job so you actually MEET these requirements? Daddy may be delirious in her mind, but he's clearly not gone enough to give her THAT much free shit. I can't believe i'm still ranting about this but how can one lack such basic understanding on something so simple? NO ONE is gonna rent to you unless you prove to them that you're not a potential risk, whether that's financially, or criminally or whatever. yes, it sucks for some people who actually have their shit together and struggle over some minor thing they did half a decade ago, but like, in this case, she doesn't even PARTIALLY have her shit together, to warrant her ability to be complaining about it.
either be fucking reasonable about the places you're aiming for, or actually figure your shit out and make them WANT to rent to you. dumb bitch.
I doubt either Luna or Lurch has the foresight for that kind of shit. If anything, dad had a series of minor strokes (caused by benzos, or lack of benzos, or just happened). She just got excited about the idea of getting attention and pressies for being SAD when he dies, and now thst she doesn't have an information source, her excitement is gone.
Her "sober" act is hilarious tho. So sober!
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Only took some xannies today, and got some coptics from e-begging. What dad? Send this 25 year old lots of birthday pressies for her birthday month! Sober!
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also, as much as her face is so wonderfulyly punchable, i will give her +0.1 point for her makeup finally not looking like nightmare fuel -- now it's just HER and her face, but at least we're not drowning in 5 day old foundation layer cake anymore, or halfway-to-corpsepaint eyeliner...
that aside, that is 100% the face of someone nodding out so i'm just very confused about whom she thinks she's fooling at this point lmao
EDIT: shit, first part jinxed (ninja'd?) by
@DarthBrooks