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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Honestly, digging into the history a bit more and browsing through their twitter and other feeds, I really don't see their neighbors being antagonistic at all. The threat is made up to garner attention/sympathy.

The members of this ranch need psychiatric help. This is not looking good at all, they are mentally unstable people isolated with guns and things are escalating.

Prediction: within 6 months there will be a violent incident. Will it be tranch on tranch warfare or violence against their neighbors idk
I expect land value around the tranch to drop precipitously, if they haven't already.
 
Holy shit, the sheer insanity of this whole thing. How do you go posting about your animals dying to entirely preventable circumstances, and people just hand-wave it like “Oh, that happens”?

Lou would absolutely fit right in with these people, in terms of sheer insanity. But he’d probably pitch a fit at being expected to work.
Lou would have teh sadz the fat kevin gets to do nothing all day while being expected to work.
One thing that wasn't well covered by the OP, what's the relationship between the tranch members look like? Is there a lot of drama between its members or does the ever-present threat of their own delusions the fascist militia keep things fairly cohesive?
I'm waiting in eager anticipation for the clash of their male egos.
 
"Fascists are breaking into my house to inflate my truck tires" is something I'd expect from a schizophrenic, or maybe Laura Loomer.

If I had some mortal enemy who I seriously wanted to maim or kill, or at least intimidate, and I managed to get access to their vehicle, why the fuck would I over-inflate their tyres? That takes ages and exposes me to more risk than the truck owner, because if the tyre explodes while I'm inflating it it's going to detonate in my face. Surely the fash, having made all the effort to break into the compound and fuck with Penny's truck, would just slash the tyres? Or cut the brake lines? Or put sugar in the gas tank? Or put a potato in the exhaust? Or carve a threat into the paintwork with a key? Or just set fire to the fucking truck? But nope, apparently the Colorado SS just want to pump up your tyres for some goddam reason. Maybe they'll change your oil while they're at it.
Low tyre pressure is responsible for the majority of environmental damage among drivers.
It was GRETA.
 
Will state governments, or the federal government, ever do anything about these obviously fraudulent GoFundMes that rake in large sums of money?

Will they? Oh wait I'm fucking super exceptional to even ask :story:
 
I can't be the only one who feels that this shit is just a big money grift to squeeze as much cash as possible from government subsidies, retarded people who genuinely think this some amazing thing and they're buying super luxury alpaca yarn, and other nasty trannies who are just supporting their own kind. I'd be willing to bet as soon as the money starts drying up, the ranch will deflate, the least crazy disgruntled workers will get fed up and leave, and the entire thing will end up in complete squalor and disrepair. There will be no federal action of any kind especially not on the scale of Waco, you're forgetting these are troons, the most untouchable and protected class in the country right now. If any fed so much as shot one of those crazies, the backlash and the screaming would be so loud it'd be heard all the way in Alaska.
The best case scenario, if any government action would be taken, is them asking them very politely to leave with suitcases of bribe money.
 
I wonder if they've ever run afoul of any animal rights groups because of the way they're obviously mistreating these animals.
A 'PETA vs. Tran Ranch' chapter of this saga would be hilarious.
Naaah PETA has much better things to do, like bitch and moan on twitter and dress people up as bloody animals to "Protest" while killing more animals than saving them
 
I wonder if they've ever run afoul of any animal rights groups because of the way they're obviously mistreating these animals.
A 'PETA vs. Tran Ranch' chapter of this saga would be hilarious.
This is something that would be entertaining for sure.
I believe PETA has enough radical members to pressure these people into shutting down. Animal rights activists are a special breed of crazy.
 
This is something that would be entertaining for sure.
I believe PETA has enough radical members to pressure these people into shutting down. Animal rights activists are a special breed of crazy.

Sadly animal neglect is pretty endemic in agriculture pretty much everywhere, especially when farmers are struggling financially. Bad as what the Tranch are doing to the Alpacas is, it doesn't stand out particularly compared to what is probably going on in hundreds of farms in Colorado alone. Because of the power of the agricultural lobby, the legal and practical threshold for action to be taken is absurdly high - there would have to be bone-thin Alpaca corpses from the Tranch to Denver before the authorities would intervene. And PETA are nothing if not an incredibly politically-savvy organisation, and they wouldn't touch Troons with a bargepole because the same kinds of people who fund PETA are the same kinds of people who support Troonism and they know where their bottom line is.
 
The fact that these nasty, animal-abusing, degenerate fucks are in a nice state like Colorado makes me angry.
Colorado was much nicer before the Californians decided to move there en mass and shit things up. The Tranch is just another outcome of this phenomenon in my mind.

Pre-invasion Rocky Mountain states in general (Montana/Wyoming/Utah) had a cool, western libertarian feel to them pre-invasion. It’s a shame, really.
 
I still can't fucking believe they posted this picture in the midst of their alpacas being in "danger" from the "fascists" Penny claims are targeting the animals. Coated in snow, out in the open, their shitty little shed nowhere in sight. And shortly after reporting one of them had died (because of the fash militia, naturally). They were praised on Twitter for this picture for some reason and it's just incredible.

One thing you need to know about Alpacas, is those fuckers like the snow.
As in refuse to go under any cover, and like to sleep outside as the snow drifts pile up on them.
So unless they were shorn (and I ain't clicking the link to find out), they were just alpacas, alpaca-ing.
Not to say that neglect doesn't happen at the tranch, but slamming them for having a cold-climate animal OF ALL THE HORRORS in the snow is as exceptional as the tranchers themselves.

Fucking city people.
 
Colorado was much nicer before the Californians decided to move there en mass and shit things up. The Tranch is just another outcome of this phenomenon in my mind.

Pre-invasion Rocky Mountain states in general (Montana/Wyoming/Utah) had a cool, western libertarian feel to them pre-invasion. It’s a shame, really.
Legalizing pot was a mistake. Colorado accident statistics and crime in general have skyrocketed because of it.
 
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