Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Looks like it's sticking to editing your wikis for you Lily!

This is probably for the best, y'know? She has, what, three freaking wiki's all about her fanfictions; one for Pokemad House, one for her WoW fanfic, and one for her Star Warsfanfic. She doesn't need to spend even more time editing her TV tropes page on top of all the other stuff she spends her time editing. Seriously, if she spent half the time actually working on her comic's/ stories instead of writing their freaking wiki articles she might actually produce something decent. Author's making their own wiki's are also a terrible trap to fall into, you don't make nearly as much progress as you think you do as you'll often end up spending time on stupid stuff that really isn't important (if you need to add "Trivia" sections to your own works wiki, then you're work probably isn't big enough where anyone is going to read it and you're time will be better spent somewhere else). It should be an occasional guilty pleasure to do on a break at best, not something that should take up several hours of your day.

Oh wait, I forgot her very first wiki, her Tales of The Valkyr Wiki . That's four freaking wiki's that she herself wrote, even if these four where made over the course of several years, she's kept them all updated. That's still alot of time wasted on them. I feel guilty when I write a post more then two paragraphs long on here, I can't imagine how much time Lily's pissed away on those wikis, some of those pages a longer then freaking short stories!
Seven, there's a stockholm wiki that's mostly archived, an RVI wiki, and a fanfiction.net wiki article he wrote himself for himself, I rediscovered them while I was writing my OP

Thank the now-deceased /cow/ board for these, and whoever went through the trouble of archiving em
Stockholm wiki (some of the links work, try em out yourself)
https://archive.is/pd2N9
https://archive.is/5wbVv
https://archive.is/fD4X5

RVI wiki archive link is broken rip

Here's the fanfiction wiki article
He sure loves writing about himself hmm?

Fun fact: Jerry's dad apparently vandalized one of his wikis

If go to Nintendogal tumblr and search stockholm you see a couple of things: how she doesn't think Stockholm is worth animating, how she wishes she could change Fluttershy's dialogue (to me, it makes sense that she had a bigger hand that Liliana on writing because Fluttershy, as much of a disgusting character as the rest of her pedophilia enabling, at least had a distinctive voice from literally everyone else). But apparently she doesn't like foalcon so there is that. Obviously this meant that she was the driven force for all those fantasies of Rainbow Dash fucking the little girls or the scenes of sex between the little girls.

If you search Lily, you see them having their most recent interaction on 2019. According to her, she did gave Liliana her name because of Ascentia.

Before anyone suggest it, no, I don't think Nintengogal is a sock puppet, not just because her writting pattern is totally different from Liliana but because she actually seems her own person with her own interests and not an inherent need to prove how she knows better than everyone else.
Nintendogal had LOT of posts about Stockholm, which she wiped after we discovered them

She's still mad.
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@The Iconoclast oh my god you predicted this word for word.
This is like, the most bizarrely bad-faith fallacious thing I've ever seen lol
It's some weird amalgamation of misrepresentation, well-poisoning, some massive appeal to ridicule-

Ultimately though, I guess you could just say it's Jerry and his fans feeding into their persecution complexes that they like to pretend everyone else has. Lmao

I also just thought about this,
Jerry is hardly the first "loud", provocative media critic with unpopular or unsavory opinions, but nobody's gotten the notoriety or the hate-following that he's gotten. Maybe having their favorite media criticized isn't what turns people off from Jerry? Just a thought.
 
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Taking her edits to her Tumblr now.
She doesn't know what a 215lbs woman looks like. Should have added that to the bingo card. "No Fattys"

I'm not going to touch the thing about Marah specifically because it's all performative. It wouldn't matter if Lily hadn't come out pretending Marah and Lacey were BBW's or representative of 'body positivity'. Marah's obviously meant to be overweight for a Gardevoir (but in a Rubenesque, 'curves in all the right places' kind of way). The only reason this is notable because it's just another instance of her hypocrisy.

No, I actually want to focus on the weights of the other characters. First of all, that she totally forgot to include Mikaila in that list, so that's hilarious.

Second...

Corazon -- the nurse Gardevoir -- is 105. According to the Pokedex, the average weight of a Gardevoir is 107 lbs, so Corazon (who is supposed to be sickly) is actually doing pretty good for herself as far as keeping healthy weight goes.

G... is 130 lbs.

So G is actually pudgy for a Gardevoir. Well, okay, maybe that's not fair-- maybe G is actually really tall. Let's compare her to Corazon, who is average weight for a Gardevoir, and see--

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Well I'm not surprised.

Also apparently, Lily thinks that comic!Lily is 160 lbs.

She thinks this thing

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...is 160 lbs.

This grossly undernourished, wasp-waisted character who according to Lily 'has the proportions of a stick' is supposed to be 160 lbs.

For reference, the average weight of a woman in the United States (assuming she's the average height of 5'4") is roughly 120 lbs. This is not a slim or petite body build, this is average, working-woman-trying-to-be-healthy-but-she's-still-got-a-few-stubborn-pounds-that-won't-shake size.

She thinks that comic!Lily.

Is 40-50 pounds overweight.

And is 30 pounds heavier than her stick of a Gardevoir.

Lily's got no place telling other people that they 'don't know what a 215 lb. woman looks like'.
 
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I'm not going to touch the thing about Marah specifically because it's all performative. It wouldn't matter if Lily hadn't come out pretending Marah and Lacey were BBW's or representative of 'body positivity'. Marah's obviously meant to be overweight for a Gardevoir (but in a Rubenesque, 'curves in all the right places' kind of way). The only reason this is notable because it's just another instance of her hypocrisy.

No, I actually want to focus on the weights of the other characters. First of all, that she totally forgot to include Mikaila in that list, so that's hilarious.

Second...

Corazon -- the nurse Gardevoir -- is 105. According to the Pokedex, the average weight of a Gardevoir is 107 lbs, so Corazon (who is supposed to be sickly) is actually doing pretty good for herself as far as keeping healthy weight goes.

G... is 130 lbs.

So G is actually pudgy for a Gardevoir. Well, okay, maybe that's not fair-- maybe G is actually really tall. Let's compare her to Corazon, who is average weight for a Gardevoir, and see--

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Well I'm not surprised.

Also apparently, Lily thinks that comic!Lily is 160 lbs.

She thinks this thing

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...is 160 lbs.

This grossly undernourished, wasp-waisted character who according to Lily 'has the proportions of a stick' is supposed to be 160 lbs.

For reference, the average weight of a woman in the United States (assuming she's the average height of 5'4") is roughly 120 lbs. This is not a slim or petite body build, this is average, working-woman-trying-to-be-healthy-but-she's-still-got-a-few-stubborn-pounds-that-won't-shake size.

She thinks that comic!Lily.

Is 40-50 pounds overweight.

And is 30 pounds heavier than her stick of a Gardevoir.

Lily's got no place telling other people that they 'don't know what a 215 lb. woman looks like'.
Isn't being bad with measurements a symptom of autism or something? I seem to recall Chris being REALLY BAD at determine the weights of objects (Chris once claimed her doghouse weighed around 5tons. Was he being hyperbolic? Maybe, but he also once said a twelve-pack of lemonade weight 50 so whatever)

Maybe Lily struggles with that shit too. Although the thought of all of Comic!Lily's weight being stored in her tits is an amusing one.
 
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Now in fairness I don't always believe Lily is using sockpuppets for asks, cause you know, birds of a feather flock together. And fans as sycophantic as Lily's are often willing to say exactly what she needs.

But sometimes it's just too fucking obvious.
Yeah, I'd say a majority of the asks she receives aren't actually her. But the ones that are her are clear as crystal. A lot of the time her self-asks are benign "What are your thoughts on [x/y/z]" or "Details/Opinions on your characters" that she just wants an excuse to talk about. Like, she really doesn't have to send herself an ask to justify talking about her opinions or characters on her own blog. If it really makes her feel better, though, more power to her I guess.
I'd even say a lot of the antagonistic asks aren't her all the time. I think there are genuinely some people that just like antagonizing her and don't get that it just makes them look as cringey and stupid as she is. Possibly people that keep up with this thread, but probably not regulars (ie. lurkers).

But yeah, when she does send herself asks it's laughably obvious. You can cry about how you don't sockpuppet all you like, Lily. But you've been caught and called out for it time and time again on different sites. It's well documented and well known. The only people you're fooling are yourself and the people that eat up your mouth diarrhea as if it was ambrosia.
 
Before anyone suggest it, no, I don't think Nintengogal is a sock puppet, not just because her writting pattern is totally different from Liliana but because she actually seems her own person with her own interests and not an inherent need to prove how she knows better than everyone else.
It's already been confirmed that she is indeed a real, separate person.

"I'm don't care." Jerry says, before he then adds an additional 12 paragraphs of text explaining just how much he doesn't care. Stay mad, Jerry, it gives me a reason to read the thread.
The troon doth protest too much, methinks.
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"I don't care." Jerry says, before he then adds an additional 12 paragraphs of text explaining just how much he doesn't care. Stay mad, Jerry, it gives me a reason to read the thread.
This kind of solidifies to me that morpmorp was Lily.

Remember, she's gone off on her fans for 'defending her' before. They'll go on crusades in Youtube comments and they'll make asses of themselves and Lily throws them under the bus. She's told her fans numerous times to stop defending her.

But morpmorp leading a one-man crusade (Lily referred to morpmorp as 'him' before, so it's either interesting that she knows that or interesting that she used the masculine pronoun as the default, hah hah) against, like, five people on TVTropes? Funny that Lily didn't tell him to stop defending her honor. No, morp's totally justified.


Also gotta love how she ends that rant with "Oh, I just pity them and hope they find help! MY MATERNAL INSTINCTS, M'I RIGHT?"

Speaking as a woman... Lily? Dear?

Go fuck yourself.
 
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Now in fairness I don't always believe Lily is using sockpuppets for asks, cause you know, birds of a feather flock together. And fans as sycophantic as Lily's are often willing to say exactly what she needs.

But sometimes it's just too fucking obvious.
I admit that we cannot prove that the Asks are sock-puppets or that morpmorp was you (despite posting about it almost seconds after the account was cut, but whatever) but this is a minimal thing, not even close to the real problem we have with you.

if all we do here is to stack lies against you without evidence, saying "nothing is true, I didn't say / did that, trust me" is the same tactic that you are accusing us of doing, you don't offer evidence and discourage consult another source besides you.
this Ask is proof that you cultivate a bunch of impressionable young people who don't know how to think for themselves

We know you lurks here Lily, and we know you know you're lying, stop gaslighting
 
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Yeah, I'd say a majority of the asks she receives aren't actually her. But the ones that are her are clear as crystal. A lot of the time her self-asks are benign "What are your thoughts on [x/y/z]" or "Details/Opinions on your characters" that she just wants an excuse to talk about. Like, she really doesn't have to send herself an ask to justify talking about her opinions or characters on her own blog. If it really makes her feel better, though, more power to her I guess.
I'd even say a lot of the antagonistic asks aren't her all the time. I think there are genuinely some people that just like antagonizing her and don't get that it just makes them look as cringey and stupid as she is. Possibly people that keep up with this thread, but probably not regulars (ie. lurkers).

But yeah, when she does send herself asks it's laughably obvious. You can cry about how you don't sockpuppet all you like, Lily. But you've been caught and called out for it time and time again on different sites. It's well documented and well known. The only people you're fooling are yourself and the people that eat up your mouth diarrhea as if it was ambrosia.
She just keeps at it

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Lily, just share your shit thoughts on a series of games you don't like. It's your blog. You don't need an outside prompt.

I'm not going to go into a whole rant about her opinion on the Souls/Bourne series; we all know it's shit and her insistence on comparing them to Kingdom fuckin Hearts is ludicrous. It's just weird she's been so stuck on this the past few weeks. She's got a real habit to get obsessed with a game/property/subject and just going out of her way to shit on it continually, especially when there's perceived pushback against her opinions.
She really is a contrarian that has to make her opinions known, talking about them and shoving them in anyone's face.
 
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I'm not going to go into a whole rant about her opinion on the Souls/Bourne series; we all know it's shit and her insistence on comparing them to Kingdom fuckin Hearts is ludicrous. It's just weird she's been so stuck on this the past few weeks. She's got a real habit to get obsessed with a game/property/subject and just going out of her way to shit on it continually, especially when there's perceived pushback against her opinions.
She really is a contrarian that has to make her opinions known, talking about them and shoving them in anyone's face.
She isn't a contrarian, she's a actual troll, even with the brainless thing. We saw the entire TV Tropes drama.
If she really is a contrarian, she will never contradict herself. Best example: the entire TLOK video.
But she's also a real demon IRL.
 
She isn't a contrarian, she's a actual troll, even with the brainless thing. We saw the entire TV Tropes drama.
If she really is a contrarian, she will never contradict herself. Best example: the entire TLOK video.
But she's also a real demon IRL.
Alternatively she's just a retard with delusions of grandeur. Many such cases.
 

Morp Saga kind of eclipsed the horrible bloodborne stream The Devil Man was kind enough to record. :drink:

TLDW: Lily's horrible at the game. Makes 80$ in donos and Lily and her brood (One of them is Nellie the rest are randos to me) coo over the thought of Zerozeroren aka her most talented artist, being with her husband since she was 16. It autistically overloads Lily and she can't handle the thought of it. Volume warning.
 
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Morp Saga kind of eclipsed the horrible bloodborne stream The Devil Man was kind enough to record. :drink:

TLDW: Lily's horrible at the game. Makes 80$ in donos and Lily and her brood (One of them is Nellie the rest are randos to me) coo over the thought of Zerozeroren aka her most talented artist, being with her husband since she was 16. It autistically overloads Lily and she can't handle the thought of it. Volume warning.
Awww! It's so cute that you were probably groomed! Aww! Ooooh! [unzips]
 
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Morp Saga kind of eclipsed the horrible bloodborne stream The Devil Man was kind enough to record. :drink:

TLDW: Lily's horrible at the game. Makes 80$ in donos and Lily and her brood (One of them is Nellie the rest are randos to me) coo over the thought of Zerozeroren aka her most talented artist, being with her husband since she was 16. It autistically overloads Lily and she can't handle the thought of it. Volume warning.
Was her husband also 16?
Do we know?
 
was it implied theyve been married together since 16 or just been together as a couple since 16 then later married.

ooh wait this is lily were on about, say as you mean otherwise your making no sense. pardon that
 
Was her husband also 16?
Do we know?
I’m assuming they are high school lovers. In the clip it’s read out that ren ( who is 26 now) and her husband were each other’s first and have only been in this one relationship. This is what set the group off and lily in particular. “ so cute so pure” gaining ren the freinds and family level in the discord sever.
 
I’m assuming they are high school lovers. In the clip it’s read out that ren ( who is 26 now) and her husband were each other’s first and have only been in this one relationship. This is what set the group off and lily in particular. “ so cute so pure” gaining ren the freinds and family level in the discord sever.
That's a creepy reaction. Jerry is creepy.
 
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