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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bonnie is about to snap :story:
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The only other property I found details on that's on that road is also off grid, so I'd guess power isn't available. I mean, if one of the selling points of your rural property is "there's a road leading to it", power's really not a guarantee.
I spotted a telco pedestal on the ranch (green metal box near post) but no power anywhere not even on their road.
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Also found some pics that show just how close their poor neighbors are to them...
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Thanks Null for featuring this thread, wouldn't have discovered this Tranny Waco waiting to happen otherwise lol.

For a buncha trannies living on internet welfare and alpaca wool in the desert, they spend a fuckton on high-end guns. Not sure what that rifle is but it looks like some kind of .338 or .50 with that muzzle break. That pistol is definitely a Ruger-57 tho, which is like 800 bucks.

I don't see why they'd need anything more than like .308 hunting rifle and a 9mm pistol for their purposes. With the money they'd save they could buy a generator that actually works or something more useful for their gay commune. But I guess I'm not under siege by MAGA road warriors every day so what do I know?

I know close to nothing about guns and my lefty friends are dumb as hell about guns. They literally think owning a gun = intent to commit violence. Even if you use them for hunting or have a modest handgun for emergency self-defense. I don't understand the appeal of owning a MacBook-priced Sgt. Daddy Thundercock assault rifle as a hobby but I have arguably more autistic hobbies so I wont judge.
These trannies could say they think guns are neat or owning them makes them feel like they have a big peepee but perhaps to justify it to their twitter mutuals they must say they're prepping for transphobic boogaloo by the local nazis. There aren't enough people around for a Walmart how big could your local nazi militia possibly be? And what would make you so special that the one in the nearest city should drive at least an hour out into the boonies just to PvP you??
 
Would you buy food animals from them? In order to cut down on the cost of processing meat you usually have to learn to do it in house as butchers get expensive quick. Their hygiene is questionable for themselves, expecting them to properly handle and manage meat / it's processing is far beyond the scope of their abilities.

Yeah but so is everything related to alpaca farming.
 
Those plate carriers are absolute shit and they're not even wearing them correctly. It's actually baffling how poorly designed it is, it looks like it was made by someone who saw a plate carrier in a videogame once. The guy on the right with the Condor chest rig has no actual protection but it's unironically better suited for fighting.
I looked at ConquestThread and their products look paintball tier. I don't know if it's the lighting but the material looks like generic nylon used in backpacks. The obnoxious colors make it clear it's all for LARP.
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The fuck do they need a drone for? They can see every corner of their property from a central location, there are zero sightblockers anywhere, and that's probably a big part of why they are more paranoid than they should be: they can see past their own property and on to that of others where normal movements of others are interpreted as "fash recon" and "right wing militia deathsquads".

A pvs-14 would be more than sufficient for their needs. Hell they might be able to put together an infrared spotlight solution for less, though they'd probably be cobbling together old military hardware and need actual know-how to do so.

Edit: And it occurs to me that if they start sending that drone over other people's property (which won't be hard given how small their own currently is) they might find they've purchased the world's most expensive clay pigeon.
NODs are good but thermals are a game changer. A PVS-14 is more or less affordable but helmet, mounts and weapon IR already put it over hunting thermal scopes.
There's footage of Russians in Syria using thermals and in certain situations it works 10x better than image intensifier technology.
 
I can't decide if they genuinely feel attacked or just trying to solicit donations. Either way, they're openly threatening their neighbors and this can't be legal. I wouldn't be surprised if the local Sheriff is browsing this thread.
If it's all one big grift, it's an elaborate one. Either way we'll get some quality content. Either A: we get troon Waco or B: a ton of ass mad troons that got ripped off.
 
There aren't enough people around for a Walmart how big could your local nazi militia possibly be?
Two yokels, a F-150 and three dogs >insert dog breed of your choice< who drove by the premise accidentally while on their way to the local all you can eat buffet for 5 dollars.

When're they gonna capture Prince Harry and subject him to transphobia bias courses in the showers?
No need for that as Her Royal Highness The Princess Of Woke already has cut his noodle of.
During the Battle of Kolwezi, the Foreign Legion had niggers storming their position after their local "leader" told them that he did a protection spell on them and therefore bullets couldn't hurt them anymore. Sadly nobody informed the Legionaires about this and they shot the living shit out of the niggers when they attacked.

See these colorfull little packs this dipshit has sewn to his rags? These are packages with protection spells in it, yes the niggers are that dumb.
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I know close to nothing about guns and my lefty friends are dumb as hell about guns. They literally think owning a gun = intent to commit violence. Even if you use them for hunting or have a modest handgun for emergency self-defense. I don't understand the appeal of owning a MacBook-priced Sgt. Daddy Thundercock assault rifle as a hobby but I have arguably more autistic hobbies so I wont judge.
These trannies could say they think guns are neat or owning them makes them feel like they have a big peepee but perhaps to justify it to their twitter mutuals they must say they're prepping for transphobic boogaloo by the local nazis. There aren't enough people around for a Walmart how big could your local nazi militia possibly be? And what would make you so special that the one in the nearest city should drive at least an hour out into the boonies just to PvP you??
So, fighting with guns is kinda weird when its like, retard vs retard. There's an example from like, the 80s of basically two retards with high level body armor going toe to toe with cops. So in their theoretical world, a small armored carrier of nazis roll up in grade 4 plate armor, small armor hollow point rounds literally not even phasing them in the slightest. and they proceed to do their thing until a big beautiful woman delivers about 50 grams of thermite tipped AP/HE 50 caliber Sabot discarding fin stabilized anti infantry boolet and they all run away crying and pissing themselves.

In reality, well, you don't end up heavily armed, raising alpaca's, and armed to the teeth if words like reality mean anything.
 
Just imagine minding your own business in sheep screw Colorado and out of nowhere a bunch of commie troons move next door and start pointing AR-15's at your kids. On top of the constant threat, the local news runs a puff piece basically calling your family Nazis. Now a good chunk of the woke community is donating to the militant neighbor's literal war chest. Talk about bad luck. My heart goes out to them.
 
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