Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

Why doesn't the clown give us funny, stupid comics like always ?

His old vlog videos were way more entertaining than the comics but I guess those are long gone too..

Seems like we might be getting closer to a Love Quest 2.0 though!

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Imagine an alternative universe Chris who got proper therapy, took real art classes, got a successful job at Archie Comics, reworked Sonichu into something that wasn't an amalgamation of conflicting copyrights and put it into a Sonic comic and became a genuinely appreciated character that built upon the extended lore. Then one day at a con while he was autographing comics, he'd find a cute autistic yaoi-loving 7/10 fujo and he'd ask for her number.

John Chrisfalusi

 

[A Grey Cat]

His old vlog videos were way more entertaining than the comics but I guess those are long gone too..

Seems like we might be getting closer to a Love Quest 2.0 though!

Nah that was just the sugar and guarana from all that g fuel energy drink making Chris irritable and whine about spending Valentine's Day alone

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Nah that was just the sugar and guarana from all that g fuel energy drink making Chris irritable and whine about spending Valentine's Day alone

There was that and now Chris is writing what he wants out of a relationship which doesn't sound like the behaviour of someone content with a harem of fictional characters.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

If I were to remake my KF account you sure as shit can believe it would be "Sex with Magi-Chan".

I'd go with

"Damn Dirty Troll" or "Hslaw eeL Ryam"

 

[jc17]

>my body was missing me and jealous of all the adventures I was going on

His fantasy is shattering, the cracks are forming.

"And the sex with Magi-chan. "
Chris was using Sonichu's body to go cave exploring with Magi-chan. Thanks for confirming it, you creepy bastard.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His fantasy is shattering, the cracks are forming.

The biggest one smells like shit.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Chris going about his screed on souls and the Simpsons
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Ah, he ended his maladaptive coping strategy due to all the Hedgehog Eiffel Towers he was missing. And felt the need to share with Nancy Cartwright.

 

[The Fool]

I just like how he has to try to understand his feelings through relating with a cartoon.

Like, there's times where Chris is being childish, like blowing raspberries in court, and then there's the times when he's genuinely functioning on the level of a 6 year old.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"...and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe."
He was having sex with Magi-Chan while in his son's body? There are so many fucked up layers to how wrong this is.

Chris took over his son's body and fucked his husband who is also his son, causing his son to cheat on his wife who is also Chris's daughter.

Chris weaves Freudian conundrums the way a Japanese blacksmith folds steel to make a katana.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris took over his son's body and fucked his husband who is also his son, causing his son to cheat on his wife who is also Chris's daughter.

Chris weaves Freudian conundrums the way a Japanese blacksmith folds steel to make a katana.

And he wonders why no one with a brain listens to any of this merge and dimensions crap and why nobody wants to be around him or followed by him on social media.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Guess whose birthday it is

 

[Just Dont]

Guess whose birthday it is
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I sometimes wonder what would have happen if Chris didn't retcon so much shit and fucked him in the ass.

Sonichu was so innocent 20 years ago, and now he is a cucked, anally broken, confused electric hedgehog pokemon.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris has matured and is no longer easily deceived! ( ):

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Wouldn't be so sure.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Happy 21st anniversary of Sonichu from Chris.

You know what would be nice? Some comic pages or at least a video.

 

[Shabobus]

Happy 21st anniversary of Sonichu from Chris.
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You know what would be nice? Some comic pages or at least a video.

He built his entire adult life around Sonichu, but he has to be reminded of the anniversary. Never change, Chris.

 

[The Fool]

He built his entire adult life around Sonichu, but he has to be reminded of the anniversary. Never change, Chris.

Well you know the old stereotype, men never remember anniversaries.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris had one of his Discord friends release a message about how he was talking to a medium for spiritual advice.

A Medium's Guidance - CWCki

sonichu.com

I guess he's referring to Molly the Medium.

 

[The Fool]

Why would an all-powerful omnisapient god need guidance?

starships etc

 

[jawsome]

Chris had one of his Discord friends release a message about how he was talking to a medium for spiritual advice.

A Medium's Guidance - CWCki

sonichu.com

I guess he's referring to Molly the Medium.

"Have you been to dimension c-197 and seen Sonichu, all the OC's & other goddesses?!"

"What the fuck ar... Yeah sure. I was there this morning. Mario & Luigi say hello."