US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
What are the odds this demented old fuck actually tries to start a war with China?
Less than 1%? He is way too economically invested into them and will try to use diplomacy. Frankly, I think China outright invading Taiwan, successfully seizing and kicking off America's Suez Crisis while Biden (His advisors) are paralyzed with indecision is a more likely scenario then that.
 
I'm an idiot so, what's the deal? Cripple Russia? Force them into a direct war over a certain oil source?



Zero. China has him and they could just expose what they have on Hunter and himself if they try anything. That or they'll nudge their puppets to remove Biden and install Kamala or some other puppet they can more directly control themselves. Xi and his cronies feel that the conditions still aren;t as ideal to take more direct measures in the name of their American interests. Alternatively, if the Chinese shadow games bear fruit before that, then they can just come to America like red carpet has been rolled out for them, which it very well might be.
What about a 7d backgammon trick of Chairman Pooh having them send US forces to Taiwan and HK, some shit happens, then China has a public excuse to get concessions
 
Frank Miller literally predicted a fake President in his crappy Dark Knight Returns sequel no-one read

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It was also a plot point in Hitman (2007), which I personally feel is a very underrated movie, mostly because Timothy Olyphant is so great.

He assassinates the real President of Russia in the very beginning, but the media/government fakes that he was merely grazed and puts in a fake body double.
 
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IIRC, US citizenship is worth something like $30,000. Imagine thinking that you could promise everyone in Mexico or CentAm $30,000 if they can sneak into the US within the next few months and then being surprised there's a fucking lineup.
 
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Could you be any more disingenuous?
If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda and posturing would be unnecessary. I will tell you once again, they are more scared of you than you are of them. They know full well that half the country despises the air they breathe.
Again, why do you think, after Gina Carano and Dr. Seuss, there were so many articles claiming that "cancel culture didn't exist"? Why do you think they clamped down on the GameStop stonk scheme? People are slowly, but surely, starting to see through their bullshit, and that scares the piss out of them.
"YEAH, AMNESTY FOR ALL, COME IN, COME IN!"

"actually no don't do that, people are starting to notice and they're getting pissed off"
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Remember ladies:
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Biden: "Oh no, don't worry Eurocucks, we're coming for YOUR jobs, too! GREEN ENERGY FOR EVERYBODY OR ELSE!"
Please, oh please! Let There Be Lulz!
Naw, they'll probably get Kopmala to do it, if they do it at all. There'll be lulz either way, though, so either one I'm OK with.
 
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