US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Whether Biden is weak or not is a bit moot, if the foreign powers he's insisting on Antagonizing think he's weak and won't do shit, they're more likely to really push the boundary. While I doubt we'd see a full on Taiwan invasion, for many reasons beyond Biden, the odds of a flashpoint kicking off somewhere and spiking global tensions seriously go up when you think your opponent will be taking his 1pm nap during your opening moves. Nothings gonna go WW3, but Russia in Ukraine, China expanding their artificial islands and naval provocation, Iran giving the middle finger to nuclear talks, all on the table if they think the US will just go "hey stop that guys".

The only thing I can think of that explains this provocation from Biden, outside of dementia induced incompetence, is some suicidal desire to provoke a major conflict for some sort of political goal. Anything from corruption in the military industrial complex, to some ill-considered effort to 'unify' the country, to abuse of war powers to go full dictatorship.

My moneys on him just sunsetting hard, but its not like politicians aren't incredibly short sighted all the time.

 

[Random Internet Person]

If Biden were dead, they'd either be gushing over Cameltoe, or go full North Korea and demand the entire nation don sackcloth and ashes will sobbing hysterically.

I’m pretty sure the North Korea will be done by the people on their own of Twitter is any indication.

 

[Banditotron]

And I thought Biden wasn't going to be as fun as Trump! This is wild!

 

[gaystoner]

My moneys on him just sunsetting hard, but its not like politicians aren't incredibly short sighted all the time.

What's crazy though is Dementia is an exponential disease that worsens the harder you use your brain. We're going to see this old fool literally stumble on stage during a major event that no one can cover for.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What's crazy though is Dementia is an exponential disease that worsens the harder you use your brain. We're going to see this old fool literally stumble on stage during a major event that no one can cover for.

um uh
ORANGE MAN USED EVIL NAZI GAMERGATE PSYCHIC WAVES TO HURT JOE

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

My moneys on him just sunsetting hard, but its not like politicians aren't incredibly short sighted all the time.

I think it's just an American thing due to our insistence that Democracy is the bestest evar UwU. Looking at dictators like Putin and Xinnie Pooh Bear, they do think in longer terms than 2 to 4 years and don't tend to be bipolar. Their goals are about consolidating power, expand if possible, and keep competitors off-balanced. The US's neo-conservatism/SJWism does the exact opposite.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Is Putin a killer?

Yeah, he was part of Section 13 (IIRC), stationed at Dresden at the Fall of the Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union. He spent his last two days, basically him and one other guy, burning papers at the Dresden office before just fucking vanishing and popping up in Moscow two weeks later.

Biden?

He's killed people through his legislation.

And like every fucking bully, like every fucking blowhard who's had personal security for decades, when Biden got told to put his money where his mouth is, he said "Oh, I can't, mommy wants me to do chores", then to buff up his macho man tough talk bullshit, he sent a retarded black guy who thinks he's the Sec Defense out to talk smack about sending other people's kids out to die against North Korea because a fat fuck with a Beatles haircut won't answer the phone.

Oh, and the CCP, who pays him money, stood up on the table and shit directly on his representative's face.

Killer VS Coward

FIGHT!

Oh, wait, what if we get Kamala in there?

Then the Middle East will line up for their blowjobs and call her a whore, like they did with Clinton's Secretary of State and like they did Hillary.

Get the whiskey boys, because it's going to be glorious.

HONKITY HONK HONK, HONK HONK!

 

[kobebyarlant]

>constantly claims he's workin' on it
>bullied by people all over the world plotting together to make him look stupid
>speaks in incomprehensible words and phrases only he understands
>says things he shouldn't to the world then lies about it
>could only beat the orange sweatered skinned imposter by cheating
>could drop a hard R N bomb at any minute
>aggressively belligerent to people he meets irl
>whiteknighted by retards on the internet
>shits himself and does nothing

Is Biden the CWC presidency?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Can we blame biden for asian racism now? Because we didn't even have this during trump's 100 days.

 

[Potatoherder]

What's crazy though is Dementia is an exponential disease that worsens the harder you use your brain. We're going to see this old fool literally stumble on stage during a major event that no one can cover for.

I wonder what it will take for them to drop the act. It really does feel like we are in a berlin bunker stage of delusion or denial.

 

[Absolutetense]

With biden win we close the book on Jeffery Epstein Case

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1372661804682330112

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From couple pages back.
This is the judge:

 

[Secret Asshole]

Every one of our enemies knew he was weak as shit and piling on. His handlers have no idea how to react and are scrambling to push as much of their agenda through as possible before they can't hold up the walking corpse anymore. Biden's a piece of shit and I cannot foresee history viewing him as anything but a vehicle for Harris. At least Jimmy Carter was intelligent and had good intentions but was weak. Biden is limp dicked incompetent and getting a train run on him by states, our enemies and even his own fucking voters.

 

[fke666]

If only he'd tweet "MONITORING THE SITUATION" I'd feel safe.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Every one of our enemies knew he was weak as shit and piling on. His handlers have no idea how to react and are scrambling to push as much of their agenda through as possible before they can't hold up the walking corpse anymore. Biden's a piece of shit and I cannot foresee history viewing him as anything but a vehicle for Harris. At least Jimmy Carter was intelligent and had good intentions but was weak. Biden is limp dicked incompetent and getting a train run on him by states, our enemies and even his own fucking voters.

The way the 3 communist countries are dunking on biden is like making Hogan job to Nikolai at wrestlemania and have other foreign heels beat him during a post match interference.

 

[Kornula]

Maybe it's just cause I've just recently been following the clownshow that is American politics, but does Biden's presidency seem to be a cascade of fuckups so far? It seems like anything that comes out about the guy is just plain retarded. Not even Trump fucked up this quickly and consistently. It's quite a feat honestly.

Where exactly did Trump fuck up as president?

 

[Potatoherder]

If only he'd tweet "MONITORING THE SITUATION" I'd feel safe.

You joke but there was something about knowing when Trump tweeted or did a press conference it was actually thoughts he had. Everything related to Biden has been constructed by a team of people and he is nothing but an empty vessel.

 

[Kornula]

I would disagree on this assessment. I remember the media calling Trump’s admin a fuckup the minute he took office. In particular the removal of some bust and Conway’s “alternative facts” line. Or the executive order on limiting immigration from certain countries that got the media all riled up.

Biden looks weak because he certainly presents himself as such and is being voiced through his subordinates, but there is a difference between a weak president and a fuckup president. Carter was a weak president as he failed to enact his policies or they were ineffectual/unpopular. GWB was a fuckup president because his policies were bad at the time they were enacted and have negatively impacted the country for years after he left office to a universal condemnation.

Whereas Trump was a strong and effective president. Trump's accomplishments really did help everyone get back on out feet. Biden within a month, signed executive orders that did away with almost all of Trumps good works.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Where exactly did Trump fuck up as president?

Not stopping the steal.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

So...in his Alzheimer's dementia of remembering the good 'ol Cold War days, Biden insults Putin for no reason, then doubles down on it.

Then, in response to North Korea not talking to them (Which they do frequently like children. You just wait them out), his Defense Secretary goes full "U wanna fite me irl m8?" on them?


They just created two legitimate international incidents within 24 hours. Amazing.

"But trump tweeted this..."

 

[Kornula]

Not stopping the steal.

The steal was not easy to stop. There are a lot of people in the media and in key places that helped push it under the metaphorical rug. The key evidence was literally blown up in that AT&T building. And the libtards are so thrilled to find any excuse to remove trump.. even if it is highly illegal. Remember, they are the "good guys"