Dramacow Lantzblades - Beast Lair's Autistic Scourge

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Never played Exalted but I did run a bit of Scion. Something like that?
Maybe higher-level Scion games, in terms of ridiculous powerlevels. The Servant characters are supposed to be mythological heroes or famous historical figures (Gilgamesh, King Arthur, Hercules, Alexander the Great), so it makes sense for them, but even the "ordinary high school student" main characters end up having overpowered abilities. This guy, though, takes things to the next level, which I guess is typical for a Stu.
 
Maybe higher-level Scion games, in terms of ridiculous powerlevels. The Servant characters are supposed to be mythological heroes or famous historical figures (Gilgamesh, King Arthur, Hercules, Alexander the Great), so it makes sense for them, but even the "ordinary high school student" main characters end up having overpowered abilities. This guy, though, takes things to the next level, which I guess is typical for a Stu.

Yeah, once you hit Demi God in Scion that's pretty much how it is. I imagine these people would love that game.
 
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If you can't get the hint, I'm Arch-Magos. I know Salto through a few other sites and have had the dubious honor of being banned primarily because of my unending wrath towards this particular Lolcow, though that's chilled a bit recently.

If he hadn't made this I probably would have at some point. It's fucking insane how lantz acts.
 
If you can't get the hint, I'm Arch-Magos. I know Salto through a few other sites and have had the dubious honor of being banned primarily because of my unending wrath towards this particular Lolcow, though that's chilled a bit recently.

If he hadn't made this I probably would have at some point. It's fucking insane how lantz acts.

Yup. I can verify him. It's Magos, alright.
 
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If you can't get the hint, I'm Arch-Magos. I know Salto through a few other sites and have had the dubious honor of being banned primarily because of my unending wrath towards this particular Lolcow, though that's chilled a bit recently.

If he hadn't made this I probably would have at some point. It's fucking insane how lantz acts.
Nice to have you. Got any more stories to share? A more detailed rundown of the church bombing incident would be nice.
 
So reading through the OOC thread... They are using some kind of mechanical system for the game, as there's mentions of "rolling." Apparently, the dice decided to troll everyone and sided with Lantz and Leo. Lantz comes off not only as a moron, but a powerplaying moron - I'm convinced that the only reason he tried the whole stunt was because of the "no deaths on the first day" rule. He thought he had free reign to pull whatever shit he wanted to, and he deservedly got his ass beat for it. I think he forgot Rule 0. Also, they gave Lantz pretty much every out he had, and he refused to take it.

While I have a little sympathy for Leo being stuck with Lantz, I do think he probably could have done something else. I'm not going through a hundred pages of rp, and he's not playing a canon so no comment on characterization, but there is a long tradition of Servants betraying their Masters. Unless he got Command Sealed into going along with it, he had every reason to strenuously object to this plan of action.
 
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Was this the first time Lantz has caused drama in a RP? Most GM's I know have a zero tolerance policy for people who fuck up the story for their own interests and usually ban troublemakers.

The church incident? No, it isn't. I only joined BL in 2012 so I missed out on a lot of Lantz's pre BL 2.0 antics, and a year or so of his antics on the current site.

He played Taiga in a Grail War RP, I'll find the thread shortly. He's also done some fucking stupid shit since.

Nice to have you. Got any more stories to share? A more detailed rundown of the church bombing incident would be nice.

Well, a more detailed rundown is a little hard to find. But I can state that Lantz planned to use the recoil of a .50 caliber gun to change his trajectory mid-air, something that makes me both go 'what the fuck' and want to slap him for having pretty much no idea how guns actually work.
 
The church incident? No, it isn't. I only joined BL in 2012 so I missed out on a lot of Lantz's pre BL 2.0 antics, and a year or so of his antics on the current site.

He played Taiga in a Grail War RP, I'll find the thread shortly. He's also done some fucking stupid shit since.



Well, a more detailed rundown is a little hard to find. But I can state that Lantz planned to use the recoil of a .50 caliber gun to change his trajectory mid-air, something that makes me both go 'what the fuck' and want to slap him for having pretty much no idea how guns actually work.
I got most of what I was looking for from the OOC thread. I am a little curious as to what happened with Leo - did he end up disappearing, or did he manage to do Rin first?

For those who want more of Lantz's stupidity, here's a Q&A thread about his "masterpiece." And there's an entire board dedicated to his fanfiction here. (TW: horrible site design, may give your computer cancer.)
 
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Alright, thread's found. Here's the OOC thread, and features another totally autistic guy who might qualify for lolcow materiel due to his waifuism. To sum up the basic idea of the RP, the users take over the minds of the characters and attempt to guide them through the grail war. Oh, and here's the IC thread.

Seriously, most of this is comedy gold, especially the IC thread. Names to look out for are Mike1984 and of course, Lantz himself. The OOC thread is a bit of a drudge considering how many pages it is but as I go through it I'll post links and or quote particularly great comments .

I got most of what I was looking for from the OOC thread. I am a little curious as to what happened with Leo - did he end up disappearing, or did he manage to do Rin first?

For those who want more of Lantz's stupidity, here's a Q&A thread about his "masterpiece." And there's an entire board dedicated to his fanfiction here. (TW: horrible site design, may give your computer cancer.)

Oh, right, Darkside of the Moon. The entire reason Lantz has a board there is because his fics were drowning the main fanfic section. Also the design was once far far worse. Informer number 4 managed to get it changed, she has some stories about lantz I could ask her about, but she's pretty much got PTSD from dealing with the guy.
 
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So I'll open this up with one of lantz's more nonsensical posts which never fails to bring a smile to my face and sums up his mentality towards anything not in his world view perfectly.

So now we're going to jump into one of the depths of RP hell and spare people the pain of digging through the OOC and IC thread to find some of this stuff.

Lantzblades said:
I laugh. "Despite my crap lousy state both I and Fujimura know Archer know hurt us...After all, Shirou would never hurt her so it's impossible for Archer...and please get some water. this being thing isn't working for Taiga or me...I'm pretty sure I should be able to sense her...or something but it's vague at best since I can barely feel myself..."

Archer that moron. if shirou or mike or whatever fights him it's just end up like unlimited blades works...Berserker NEEDS to be alive for this to work, gil HAS to die and I have to do as much as i can because I KNOW Taiga will fight me once she comes to her senses. MUST! SAVE! EVERYONE! fuck Nasu's crap lousy endings

"Water. hurry please, Tiger's tummy hurts, get a bucket too" I ask in a tired way.
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Taiga Fujimura

The mind of Taiga Fujimura seemed surrounded by a haze of inebriation, with something like a pane of smoky glass between her and her surroundings. Bits and pieces of the outside came to her as she seemed to slip in and out of awareness, with a dull throbbing in her head getting worse by the minute.

She seemed to catch a sentence about how Shirou would protect both her and Sakura, something that made her want to smile, since it meant Shirou saw them both as family - or maybe even more than that.

Maybe he finally figured out how Sakura feels for him, or wanted to rush over to wish her happy new year.

She tried to say she was proud of him, but--

"I would. if you were Shirou. so you have exactly ten seconds to tell me who you are."

Wait. What. Why did I say that?

"Look, all I can say is that I meant everything I said earlier. I will protect you, and I will protect Sakura most of all"

Reasonable enough words for the New Year, when family wished each other well, and words that meant he cared about the both of them, not seeing them as simply freeloaders.

"oh for fucks sake! Mike is that you?"

Huh, Mike? Who is--wait...I said that? How much did I have to--

Then she froze, as the young man she knew as Shirou Emiya replied.

"Yeah, it's me. Well, partially, anyway. I'm not entirely sure what is going on, I went to sleep and then just woke up in Shirou's body, with some kind of dual consciousness. I'm guessing I don't need to explain it to you, though, because I assume you're in the same position."

....Shirou...isn't Shirou? And I'm...

Possessed?

A small voice in her mind repeated, the shock of these words dumping adrenaline into her system, kicking her consciousness into overdrive, burning away the fog in her brain.

"Stop playing around, Shirou!" she said--or would have said, had she had any control of her body.

What came out instead was: "She'll know when we stop being toasted. I'd never have known you were Shirou. except that you bolted from a new years party and shirou is brick dumb. and the date is wrong for you to be avenger. And the way you talk about Sakura. and heroics...and damn it why are you in his body?"

She'll know...I'll know? Someone is using my body? Pretending to be me?

And more, caring about Sakura was a sign that Shirou was a fake?

No


She tried to move, to talk, to do anything, only for her efforts to be futile, as she slammed against a vast and alien intelligence with knowledge that shouldn't...no...couldn't be true.

No


"I can help, was going to doctor some stuff and tell Shirou he had a sister and tell him I found records at Raiga's place that prove it and reveal Rin's relation to Sakura...oh and I have to fight Archer in berserkers place..."

No


Shirou had a sister? ...Kiritsugu had a daughter? That would explain why he never looked at her in that way...

No


Sakura and Rin were related? What?

No


Archer? A future Shirou?

No!


This person wanted to hurt Shirou? Using her image to hurt Shirou and help the intruder in his body?

NO.

Gathering every shred of mental strength she had, Taiga focused as she never had before, literally ramming her consciousness against the alien intelligence in a single, focused strike.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


A clash of wills ensued, the other mind resisting, with skeins of logic, emotion, and palliation, but none of these things mattered. In the end, the body was rightfully hers, not this...pretender's, and the mind and soul of Taiga Fujimura roared their defiance, ejecting the other and his poisonous knowledge from her into the vast nothingness beyond, as in the real world, eyes rolled up, and the body fainted dead away.

Salto should be able to provide screencaps of the OOC whining soon enough - I'll probably edit this post to include those sooner or later.

In the mean time, enjoy Lantz's cosmology. It's really fucking wrong and out of universe for the universe he's writing in.

Lantzblades said:
I've been asked to explain several elements of my works, in order to encompass as much information as possible I'm setting up this index. This is not a thread to reply to, there will be a discussion thread for that.

Before I start the index there's a few things that need to be understood.

Firstly this only pertains to Swords and Sorcery and the other works considered canon in this context.

Secondly all the adult content works know as "Lemons" are non canon in this context, they will not be discussed or brought up.

Thirdly yes, it is different from the Nasuverse in many respects, largely because of the statements made about the Nasuverse in general and a desire to go with the positive concept which gives more options rather than the negative one. Also due to the fact that many facts added in character materials were not available at the time of writing.

Lastly the numbers given to the universes relate to their positions, in this way pre fate exists as 0 on the list. The further from zero the more different things are from canon.

The world wheel.

Normally FSN is said to have earth and the throne of heroes. Given that it is stated in canon that all legends are true (excepting guys like Kojiro who are canonically false) as such the places they went must logically exist.

With this in mind there's a stop over between earth and the throne of heroes metaphysically. This is a wheel containing all of the places in legend and the after lives.

With the record of all things existing in the Nasuverse it seems strange to then just have souls wind up recycled. So I treat the soul as multifaceted. There's the part that gets cycled and the part that goes to an after life.

More details will be added as I get to it, there will also be a character index coming later in another thread.
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Universe 0: Pre-Fate, the universe which according to Merlin contains greatest possibilities. It is the universe which contains the World's history prior to the events of the Fifth Grail War and the events in Misaki City.

Universe -x (e.g. -100): The designation for universes such as Fate/Prototype and KnK, which qualify as the base of later released works such as Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime

Universe +x (e.g. +100): The designation for alternate history universes such as Fate/Extra and so on.

Universe x/k (e.g. 100/2): The designation for alterations to the neutral-numbered timelines before Pre-Fate and prior to the events in Misaki City.

Universe 200: A universe wherein Sakura Matou learned to endure and control the Grail's curse post-Fate route. The events of this universe lead to the creation of the Caster-class Sakura known as The Black Witch.

Universe 201: The universe shown in Hospital Food Sucks, it is the origin of the Saber-class servant Mage Knight Rin.

Universe 202: A universe where Taiga Fujimura wound up killing Gilgamesh though a series of events and survived the curse of The Holy Grail, only to be driven insane. The Mad Tiger, a Berserker-class version of Taiga Fujimura is the resulting heroic spirit from these events.

Universe 203: The home universe of Kiritsugu Emiya, the child of Shirou Emiya and Rin Tohsaka following the UBW True ending

Universe 204: The home universe of Shinjiro Emiya, the son of Shirou Emiya and Sakura Matou following the HF True ending

Universe 205: After Shirou Emiya was sealed by the Mage Association, Sakura Matou took it upon herself to take revenge against the system which had not only caused the death of her friend but had previously destroyed her own life. From this, Sakura became a killer of Magi and thus qualified as a Heroic Spirit.

Universe 206: A universe containing the Vampire Apocalypse which Arturia Pendragon was intended to stop by returning from Avalon before Merlin interfered, causing that reality to splinter and be replaced with the Universe detailed in the story "Of Swords and Sorcery".

Universe 207: The universe which is detailed in "Shinji's Route".

Universe 208: The universe containing the story of Rin "Matou" Tohsaka, the "Witch of the Clock Tower".

Universe 209: The universe Containing the story "Neo Rome" where Nero rules the world.

Universe 210: The universe containing the story "Haunted", Post-MoS.

Universe 211: A universe where Shirou Emiya married Bazzet McRemitz.

Universe 212: A universe where Kiritsugu Emiya lived through the Fourth War and into the Fifth.

Universe 213: A universe detailing a polygamous relationship between Rin, Shirou and Saber following the UBW Good ending.

Universe 214: The universe containing the Forgotten Arms apartment complex.

Universe 215: The universe containing the Unity storyline.

Universe 216: The universe containing the Light of Destiny storyline.

Universe 217: the universe containing the Eclipse future timeline.

Universe 218: The universe of the "Mad God" Shirou Emiya, obsessed with reviving Saber post-HF.

Universe 219: The Universe known as Demon's Den where Magic and God do not exist. Instead, everyone possesses abilities called Fabrication of Will, similar to reality marbles.

Universe 220: The universe known as the Golden Garden, where Gilgamesh attained immortality.

Universe 221: the home Universe of Shirou Kotomine, possessor of Solomon's law and a Reality Marble involving a principle of theology rather than Emiya's swords.

Universe 222: A universe where the characters all work at a pizza place.

Universe 223: A universe where the characters are all from ninja clans.

Universe 224: A universe where the Hassan menace Fuyuki City under the command of Kotomine and are opposed by Kiritsugu Emiya and four heroes.

Universe 225: The universe where Crimson moon defeated Zelretch and no life remains among the stars.

Universe 226: A universe where Shiki Tohno slaughters humanity after being exposed to the Grail's curse.

Universe 227: The Black World, a universe where Dark Sakura took over planet Earth, enslaving the populace.

Universe 228: High Heaven, a world where angels watch over the earth.

Universe 229: Dimension X, a strange universe where everyone looks like Saber.

Universe 230: A universe where physics only applies to those who understand its principles.

Universe 231: A universe where telecommunications do not exist, as every attempt to create them results in a wrong number message.

Universe 232: The universe of the Order of Time, a group of knights awaiting the return of King Arthur.

Universe 233: A universe where Arturia Pendragon became the Queen of Knights as she never had to hide to identity as a woman.

Universe 234: A universe where all the characters are Muppets.

Universe 235: A universe where Caster succeeded in her plans in Unlimited Blade Works.

Universe 236: Zombie apocalypse universe.

Universe 237: The home universe of "Bat Emiya", a Shirou Emiya possessing no magical powers.

Universe 238: The universe where Shirou Emiya married Taiga Fujimura.

Universe 239: A universe where a time loop occurs as well as mass death and insanity until Rin Tohsaka becomes aware and the sole murder using a large machete.

Universe 240: A universe where everyone practices over-the-top, extreme versions of mundane sports and games.

Universe 241: The universe of G-Chan, a female Gilgamesh interested in Satoshi.

Universe 242: The home of the Dark King.

Universe 243: The home of the Queen of Puppets.

Universe 244: The home of the Red Queen.

Universe 245: The world of Fate/Play Set where everyone and everything is made of Lego.

Universe 246: A universe where Red Arc fights an immortal Arturia Pendragon after Shiki's death. The home of the "Vampire Pirate Ninja" version of Satsuki.

Universe 247: The Vampire universe.

Universe 248: A universe where Kirei Kotomine and Gilgamesh battle the evil of Shirou Emiya and his group of allies.

Universe 249: The Power Rangers/Sentai universe.

Universe 250: A universe where every servant summoned is a Saber resulting in the Saber Wars.

Universe 251: A Universe where every servant summoned is Arturia Pendragon resulting in a total cease fire in the Grail War.

Universe 252: The Sakura Wars story line, in which every version of Sakura Matou is summoned as a Heroic spirit.

Universe 253: A universe where Archer succeeds in UBW and discovers the ultimate truth.

Universe 254: a Universe where Kohaku rules the world with her army of Mecha Hisui.

Universe 255: the world of "A Promise Kept".

Universe 256: The Universe of Maison Emiya, where maids await a master for the large mansion.

Universe 257: The Campiverse, where everything plays out like a campy TV show.

Universe 258: Bizzaro world, where everything is the opposite of normalcy.

Universe 259: The repeating universe.

Universe 259: The repeating universe.

Universe 260: The Deja-vu universe.

Universe 261: a universe where the Age of the Gods never ended.

Universe 262: The universe of the story "Super Magic Battle Academy", where the characters are all students and teachers in a facility intended to train their skill against the Types of other worlds beyond the solar system.

Universe 263: A bizarre universe where Gilgamesh and Enkidu are revealed to be future versions of Shirou Emiya and Saber.

Universe 264: A universe where Shirou Emiya became the world's greatest hero.

Universe 265: a universe where Shirou Emiya became the only Master in the Fifth War.

Universe 266: The universe of the Inescapable storyline.

Universe 267: A universe where Shirou Emiya became a hero alongside his wife Sakura Matou, this universe is the origin of the Heroic Spirit version of Sakura as an Archer.

Universe 268: The universe in which Satoshi became legal counsel for Shirou Emiya and caused his death sentence to be overturned.

Universe 269: The universe occupied a maddened Arturia Pendragon.

Universe 270: The world detailed in the Smoking Gun storyline.

Universe 271: A universe where Arturia Pendragon became Type Earth and rules the planet.

Universe 272: The universe detailed in the Borders of Fate storyline.

Universe 273: The world detailed in the Blood of Kings storyline.

Universe 274: A universe where the crew of the EF Starship Destiny under Captain Archer sails the stars.

Universe 275: A lifeless world where the sun went supernova.

I should note that I have no idea what the fuck he means by the positive concept.
 
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So now we're going to jump into one of the depths of RP hell and spare people the pain of digging through the OOC and IC thread to find some of this stuff.
This is a thing of beauty. All GMs should be willing to stick their ground like that. Also, the game in general looks like a ton of fun, and I would kill to be able to participate in it... but Mike seems determined to force everyone into going along with his plan.

Nasuverse cosmology is way too complicated for me to really get into as-is. I have no idea where he's going with his numbered universes.
 
This is a thing of beauty. All GMs should be willing to stick their ground like that. Also, the game in general looks like a ton of fun, and I would kill to be able to participate in it... but Mike seems determined to force everyone into going along with his plan.

Nasuverse cosmology is way too complicated for me to really get into as-is. I have no idea where he's going with his numbered universes.
The cosmology is pretty insane canon wise - part of why I enjoy it so much, the world building is pretty impressively deep and contains a lot of cool little concepts.

Mike is also sort of lolcow worthy - or at least a Lolcalf. I have some personal experience with the man and he is... stubborn as hell. Really stubborn. He also refuses to admit he's wrong regarding pretty much anything, and even has managed to get some people dedicated near 24/7 to trolling him. Mike is the waifufag beyond waifu fags when it comes to his beloved Sakura and really, I'm just going to let this entire RP post speak for itself. I dunno if you guys do a lot of trigger warning shit here or not but if anything deserves it it's probably this. I'm into some kinda kinky shit and this goes waaaay over the deep end for me.

Emiya Residence
Fuyuki City, Japan
20:00, Jan 31st (?)

"No, Sakura, I don't want you to get hurt. I will fight in your place!" I shout, desperate to protect the girl I love more than anything.

"Sempai, she's my servant, it's my responsibility", she shouts back.

"I will not let you fight, even if I have to take you to Kotomine myself!", I shout, and I run to grab her. Surprisingly, Rider does not move to intercept. I grab Sakura and try to drag her out of the room, only to find Rider stood in my way. Sakura, meanwhile, is almost in tears, not wanting to ruin their relationship, but also not willing to endanger her Sempai's life by giving him control of her servant.

But, then, suddenly, a perverted-looking smile comes onto her face.

"Rider, obey Sempai's every order for the next hour, but don't let me leave the house", she says, smirking.

"Sempai, I'm now your prisoner. For the next hour I'm competely at your mercy. You can do anything you like to me. But, if you want me to surrender the command spells, you're going to have to make me. Otherwise, I'll order Rider to tie you to the bed for the duration of the war, and fight myself", she continues, beginning to look embarrased.

Understanding what she means, I order Rider to guard her, and then head off to the shed, to find the box of sex toys conviniently hidden there, and any other tools I might need, becoming intensely aroused. Quickly, I return. Sakura is fidgeting, obviously aroused and awaiting my next move.

"Rider, take off her top", I say.

Suddenly, however, everything magically skips back a moment.

I walk over to Sakura. As I do, I say "Rider, go stand behind Sakura", and she moves.

I start to touch her, ordering Rider to do the same. Then,..

No, wait, that's no good either

"Take off your top", I say, ordering Rider to walk behind her. She obeys, exposing her black lace bra, her erect nipples clearly showing through the fabric. My dick hardens from the anticipation of the fun I will have with her.

"Rider, play with her breasts", I say, and reaches around to grope her soon-to-be-former master, kneading her breasts through the lace and lightly squeezing her nipples.

"Aaaahh", Sakura cries, in a mixture of pleasure and pain.

Meanwhile, I grab her luscious ass, squeezing it hard, before grabbing the hem of her skirt and pulling it down, exposing her drenched panties. I then start kissing and lightly nibbling at her thighs, gradually moving my mouth upwards towards her core, my arousal growing ever greater at the sight. Meanwhile, Rider unseats her ample breasts from the cup of the bra, continuing to knead them and play with them.

My mouth reaches her core and I begin to lick at it through the panties, nibbling and sucking on her clit, enjoying the taste of her fluids, as she gasps from the pleasure of having her breasts and pussy played with.

"Sit down", I order her, and she sits on the bed, staring up at me in anticipation of what will come next. I order Rider to start sucking on her breasts, whilst I continue to lick between her legs for a while, gradually bringing her closer to orgasm. Then, with her on the brink of an orgasm, I stand up, denying her the release she craves.

"Rider, go and get the ropes", I say.

As she does so, I bend down and begin to play with Sakura's breasts, twisting and pulling her nipples, causing her to moan from the pain. I take my hand from her nipple and gradually move it down her stomach and into her panties, practically salivating at the thought of all the things I will do to my soon to be helpless "prisoner".

"Rider, tie her hands behind her, tight, and leash her", I say, becoming ever more aroused at the thought of having Sakura at my mercy, able to force her to perform any act I desire.

I move my mouth downwards to suck on her erect nipples, whilst my hand plays with her engorged clit and, then, penetrates her wet folds. She gasps from the sensation and, then, gasps again as I bite down on her nipple. She's getting close to orgasm now, and I move my fingers faster and faster, swirling them around inside her, whilst rubbing her erect clit with my thumb.

"UAAAAAAHHHHH", she screams, spurting fluid all over my hands and her panties.

"Did I say you could cum?", I say to her, mischeviously, my dick throbbing inside my trousers, "Naughty girls like you need to be punished".

I I remove my soaking wet hand from her panties and hold it up to her mouth.

"Lick it", I command.

She hesitates in disgust at the thought of licking her own fluids from my hand.

"But, Sempai...", she replies, clearly unhappy at the idea.

"I said lick it!", I repeat, more forcefully, "Unless, of course, you're admitting defeat already". With that, she opens her mouth, and gingerly sticks her tongue out, licking at my outstretched finger. Then, finding it less repulsive than she thought, she licks more rapidly, sucking on my fingers and lapping up her fluids with great vigour. I can see that she is beginning to become aroused once more.

And, then, suddenly, Sakura is on her knees in front of me. I am holding a pair of nasty-looking clover nipple clamps, with heavy weights hanging from them. I open the clamp, and clip it onto her left nipple, painfully squashing it and pulling her ample breasts painfullly downwards from the weight.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH", she screams, the sudden and intense pain overwhelming her. Then, I apply the clamp to her other nipple, causing the same reaction.

"Rider, lick her. Keep her on the brink of orgasm, but do not let her cum", I say. Then, I unzip my trousers and pull out my throbbing member.

"Lick it", I command Sakura. She does so enthusiastically, despite the pain shooting through her breasts. Her gentle licks on the head of my penis drive me wild.

Without warning, I grab her head, and force her down, pushing the full length of my member into her mouth, making her gag. Then, I allow her to pleasure me as she wishes, keeping my hand holding onto her hair. Meanwhile, I reach around to her breasts with my free hand and begin gently rocking the weights, her pained moans enhancing my excitement. Rapidly approaching orgasm, I once again push down on her head, forcing my penis down her throat. Meanwhile, I grab the chain joining her breasts and pull hard.

"MMAAUMPH!"

A choked scream emits from her throat as her attempts to signal the agonising pain running through her breasts is stifled by the penis inside her. The sensation causes me to cum instantly, and I ejaculate my hot fluid down her throat. The tears in her eyes make me want to take pity on her, to hug her and hold her tight, but I know that I have to break her now, for her own good and, besides, she asked for this. So, with Rider keeping her on the brink of orgasm, I take out the set of needles I found in the shed.

"Well, now that I've had some fun, let's see if I can make you surrender, shall we?" I say, flashing the needles before her horrified eyes. I also give Rider a set. Strangely, she seems to be remarkably enthusiastic about torturing her true master, inserting the needles into her sensitive folds without waiting for my instructions.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Sakura screams in agony. I remove the nipple clamps, only to immediately place a needle through her sensitive nub, causing her to scream once again. I continue to pierce her with the needles, every agonised scream only acting to increase my own arousal.

"Just agree to give me Rider, and this will all be over", I say, mentally promising to ensure that she has the orgasm of her life when I am finished with this, to wash away the pain, and satiate my own lusts. But, she simply nods to indicate her refusal. So, Rider begins licking her again and, then, just before she is about to cum, inserts a needle straight into her clit.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" she screams. Her body is shaking, she's covered in sweat and her breathing has quickened. She's obviously in agony. But, her suffering only acts to arouse me further, my cock now achingly hard, desperate for relief. And, strangely, she too seems to be aroused by the pain. But, still, I continue to insert needles into the meat of her breasts, as Rider continues to torment her most private area. I ask her again.

"Will you surrender, so that I can stop this torture?"

"N..o...", she says, through gritted teeth.


Then, suddenly, I find myself standing in front of a table, holding Sakura's leash, her wearing nothing but a pair of dripping wet white panties. I drag her towards the table, and, ordering her to stand there, I remove her panties.

"Here, have a taste of your arousal", I say, taking them and shoving them in her mouth, ensuring that the wettest part is directly placed over her tongue. Then, I apply tape over her mouth to hold them in place.

She cringes from the tangy taste, and I smile, my excitement building. I order her to bend over the table in front of me and pick up a sturdy wooden cane. I raise my arm up high and swing it back down

WHACK

"Ommwmmgh", she screams, her muffled cries coming through the gag as the cane impacts her luscious ass

WHACK

Yet another muffled cry arises from her gagged mouth as I hit her again, the sensation of the strike rippling delightfully through my arm

WHACK

I strike her again and again, countless times. Her ass ripples delightfully with each stroke, as wonderful red welts appear on her previously pristine skin, the temptation to fuck her ass rising with each muffled sound of pain. Finally, I can resist no longer. Pulling down my trousers and pants, I insert myself into Sakura's tight asshole.

"Aaaaaahh", she screams, as my large cock pushes its way into her. But, even though it is uncomfortable for her, I know that she can take it. I thrust inside her roughly, her cries of pain only acting to arouse me further. Gradually, though, her pain turns to pleasure. She begins to respond to my thrusts, moving her hips in time with mine. Then...

Sempai? Wake up, Sempai

Emiya Residence
Fuyuki City, Japan
06:00, Jan 1st

I hear her calling my name and, suddenly, I realise that I am lying in Shirou's bed.

Aww, that was just a dream.

But, then, I see a wonderful sight. Sakura is removing the covers, and, taking my dick in her hands, she begins to stroke.

"Time to wake up, Sempai, breakfast is ready", she says seductively as she places her breasts around my now fully erect member and begins to rub it between them.

"Oh, yes, Sakura, yes!", I cry, in sheer bliss.

"Sempai?", she says, continuing to pleasure me.

"No, Sakura, pleas.. ahh..., please don't st.. ahh..", I say

"SEMPAI, WAKE UP!!", she shouts.

Suddenly, I awaken, to see a purple-haired girl staring at me.

Wait, that's Sakura, only she's real.

Yes, she looks like a real person, and not the anime character that had supposedly been giving me a tit-job a few seconds ago. But, more to the point, she's fully-clothed. Clearly the tit-job I just received had just been yet another dream. And, judging from the deep red colour of her face, she must have heard me moaning her name.

SHIT.

"Erm, morning Sakura", I say, sheepishly.

Shirou is going to hate me for this....
 
*twitch*

It's.
Spelled.
SENPAI.

By the Holy Grail itself, who the fuck makes that kind of mistake? I know it's like the most spergy thing to sperg about but this is like fucking using the "mr" tag incorrectly in English.
 
*twitch*

It's.
Spelled.
SENPAI.

By the Holy Grail itself, who the fuck makes that kind of mistake? I know it's like the most spergy thing to sperg about but this is like fucking using the "mr" tag incorrectly in English.
:story:

I find it kind of hilarious actually. IIRC the romanization of a lot of Japanese words can be taken several ways, dunno if Senpai sempai is one of them.
 
*twitch*

It's.
Spelled.
SENPAI.

By the Holy Grail itself, who the fuck makes that kind of mistake? I know it's like the most spergy thing to sperg about but this is like fucking using the "mr" tag incorrectly in English.
I have heard it both ways - in Japanese, sometimes an "n" before an m or p is pronounced as "m". But that is the more common spelling.
He goes deeper; I've argued with him a bit about his predilections towards rather extreme pain play. Thanks mike for linking me to a fucking website about dick piercings during lunch that was fantastic.
Jesus Christ indeed. I know other forums aren't as picky about powerleveling as we are, but there are some things you just don't spread around. Especially if someone didn't specifically ask for it.
 
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I have heard it both ways - in Japanese, sometimes an "n" before an m or p is pronounced as "m". But that is the more common spelling.

Jesus Christ indeed. I know other forums aren't as picky about powerleveling as we are, but there are some things you just don't spread around. Especially if someone didn't specifically ask for it.
Ah, OK, should I delete it? Not 100% sure on the ettiquite here yet.
 
Ah, well, my bad. :|

I'm almost kinda sad I nearly forgot about this guy. I really do need to get around to seeing some of his fics.
 
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