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Peko said:
Normally I'd say it lays it out in plain text right on the summoning menu and you'd have to be blind to not see it but on the other hand, well it's Phil. The ONLY thing he pays attention to is gacha boner text.
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Surly Muppet said:
Someone got him talking about 'doing some tourism in Canada' after mentioning trying some Montreal poutine. Phil is interested because of food.

Phil then commented that he'd be more likely to go to Vancouver because, and I quote "I think it is closer to us than Montreal."
No shit. Vancouver is a 3 hour drive. Montreal is a 7 hour flight - a 43 hour drive.
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No way he goes to Montreal so the French can spit on him.
Surly Muppet said:
Detractors snagged a couple. Phil said he wasn't concerned because they were for the Patrons to share if they want to. I believe the videos we have were from before this one though.


I'm sorry, what? That intro...
He insinuates he completely paid off his state back taxes with all this external help? He says it was three years of back state taxes that he had to pay at once, and things 'came together'.
This breaks 3 years of tax narratives. Even if this is a half-truth, this calls into serious question some of his tax begging, and his inability to pay his other taxes.
If he means that he had external help to pay off that year's back-taxes and then arranged the payment plan for the rest... that's a bit of a problem anyway because he begged for the money to pay that first round of back-taxes. Either way, we have more evidence that there was at least one completely fake tax fundraiser.
Then by the end of the video, he is talking about his tax difficulties again, obscuring if some of the difficulties were actually alleviated.

"Not to say that you shouldn't be a contributor and then try to become a mod, that's not going to work either."
So paying money is a track to becoming a mod then.

I like how he talks about upgrading his equipment in his final thanks. Other than the PS4 Pro, literally nothing improved in the last 3 years. It just wasn't enough, Luke.


Another question for you: did Phil or other contributors ever indicate to you that he was speaking with them behind the scenes?
I'm specifically wondering about the water breaks, and if there is a general impression among the mods that these are connected to him contacting whales, but even just broadly if there are conversations like this video where he's making arrangements with them.
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He should realize by this point his 'business plan' is unsustainable.
gettingthatgrooveback said:
What is wrong with him?
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He is just sooooooo desperate to become a viral meme other than 'the guy'.
 
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Dragoonism said:
He burned that boat by alienating Rambo and not getting any friends in Seattle.
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And honestly nobody would even donate or pay or do anything to support it. The wrestling industry itself is on a decline and somebody like Phil who endlessly rambles and spews the most mundane and mainstream information he sees on twitter, using lingo like he's a part of the business, isn't going to help a bit.
 
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Dragoonism said:
He burned that boat by alienating Rambo and not getting any friends in Seattle.
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Do you think he even knows anyone in Seattle?

Like, not even 'friends'. Do you think he even KNOWS anyone who isn't Kat/tax person/maybe the grocery clerk.

I legitimately think he doesn't. He is a complete recluse.

Even an anti-social fuck like me has some friends I play games with/get dinner with/am aware exist.

I don't think Phil could name five people he knows even if he was allowed to name Kat's Jasper watching friend.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Do you think he even knows anyone in Seattle?

Like, not even 'friends'. Do you think he even KNOWS anyone who isn't Kat/tax person/maybe the grocery clerk.

I legitimately think he doesn't. He is a complete recluse.

Even an anti-social fuck like me has some friends I play games with/get dinner with/am aware exist.

I don't think Phil could name five people he knows even if he was allowed to name Kat's Jasper watching friend.
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He knows his neighbor well enough that he trusted them(?) to take care of jasper while he ran off to get hitched in Connecticut.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
He knows his neighbor well enough that he trusted them(?) to take care of jasper while he ran off to get hitched in Connecticut.
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I thought 'one of Kat's coworkers' fed Jasper.

Either way I don't think he has any legitimate acquaintances in Seattle.

Sure that's only down from two (John and Rambo) to one (Kat) but jesus.

I think the coop streams might have been the first and only casual conversations he's had since moving.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
I thought 'one of Kat's coworkers' fed Jasper.

Either way I don't think he has any legitimate acquaintances in Seattle.

Sure that's only down from two (John and Rambo) to one (Kat) but jesus.

I think the coop streams might have been the first and only casual conversations he's had since moving.
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he only needs kat dood

anybody else could be a troll in disguise
 
Fill Bern El said:
And honestly nobody would even donate or pay or do anything to support it. The wrestling industry itself is on a decline and somebody like Phil who endlessly rambles and spews the most mundane and mainstream information he sees on twitter, using lingo like he's a part of the business, isn't going to help a bit.
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He would try to fill it out with all the history he knows about the WWE!

DiabeticSP said:
Do you think he even knows anyone in Seattle?

Like, not even 'friends'. Do you think he even KNOWS anyone who isn't Kat/tax person/maybe the grocery clerk.

I legitimately think he doesn't. He is a complete recluse.

Even an anti-social fuck like me has some friends I play games with/get dinner with/am aware exist.

I don't think Phil could name five people he knows even if he was allowed to name Kat's Jasper watching friend.
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He is definitely not the social and a outgoing type of guy, he had some friends seeing him of when he left CT, but those weren't many, making you wonder how secluded he was then already.
After moving to Renton/Seattle, the only times he has mentioned anything about offline friends that i know off are Howard and Rambo and Leanna friends from work that came over rarely, he have made no comments of meeting or doing anything with anyone since moving there or even going to social events, besides PAX recently after moving there.

He simply hasn't tried to make friends or know anyone, he has shun human contact.
The people he knows the best in Renton is most likely the neighbours from the times they have started conversations with him while getting the newspaper or mowing the lawn.
 
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LolCowCentral said:
Didn't he say he is looking toward the future which may be chatting streams or something else ? I think you might be right here.
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Yeah I think during the Yakuza 7 after he ragequit the second post-game dungeon he said that he's looking into maybe doing talk-only "chill" streams where he'll be able to talk about different topics.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah I think during the Yakuza 7 after he ragequit the second post-game dungeon he said that he's looking into maybe doing talk-only "chill" streams where he'll be able to talk about different topics.
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Can confirm he said this. At that point I was just spamming in chat that if he does this then what the fuck is ask the king for.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah I think during the Yakuza 7 after he ragequit the second post-game dungeon he said that he's looking into maybe doing talk-only "chill" streams where he'll be able to talk about different topics.
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That'll be a short period indeed. The majority of people who even watch him do it ironically so if he stops playing games, the majority of his viewership goes away and with it the main Twitch paycheck.
 
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Phil actually said during the Genshin stream that he picked Genshin to replace Yakuza in it being a chill stream because its not about the gameplay, aka his small brain doesn't have to think. We are certainly going in the direction of the "just chatting".

Though no one has pointed this out that I noticed, when Phil would be doing just chatting how much of it is gonna be pre scripted, like will paypigs have pre designated questions @ Phil or something? I mean he does shit when its anything complicated or difficult and him just sitting with dead air would likely earn him more trolls.

If he is legitimately thinking about "just chatting" he's gonna have to do more than call people stupid and be defensive.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah I think during the Yakuza 7 after he ragequit the second post-game dungeon he said that he's looking into maybe doing talk-only "chill" streams where he'll be able to talk about different topics.
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The Daily Ham with DSP.
The Ear Infection with DSP.
Gin and Cherry Juice with DSP.
The Angry Snort with DSP.
Prime Pignosis with DSP.
Salt Sentinel with DSP.
Can't Blawk with DSP.
 
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LolCowCentral said:
Didn't he say he is looking toward the future which may be chatting streams or something else ? I think you might be right here.
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Paladin Derich said:
Working Titles
The Daily Ham with DSP.
The Ear Infection with DSP.
Gin and Cherry Juice with DSP.
The Angry Snort with DSP.
Prime Pignosis with DSP.
Salt Sentinel with DSP.
Can't Blawk with DSP.
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"How to make a genuine italian restaurant"
"Cooking italian with Phil"
"Learn italian with Phil"
"Italian fast food"

I let you imagine how authentic and high level the context of this show would be on your own!
 
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Paladin Derich said:
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The Daily Ham with DSP.
The Ear Infection with DSP.
Gin and Cherry Juice with DSP.
The Angry Snort with DSP.
Prime Pignosis with DSP.
Salt Sentinel with DSP.
Can't Blawk with DSP.
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Tbh this is from GTg but I think it would be fitting:
Gout and Whine

Or maybe
Snorts & Burbs
The potato show with Phil sitting in his platinum vest looking like Mr Potatohead
 
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