The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Dr. Sexbot]

I still like Alpacaschwitz, since this is likely to result in mass graves of malnurished alpacas. Also becauseTroonblinka is already taken for Kjel & Pajeet's california desert trash heap.

OT but could anyone explain "Troonblinka" please? I know where/what Cows it refers to but I never got what "blinka" was in reference to.

 

[break these cuffs]

OT but could anyone explain "Troonblinka" please? I know where/what Cows it refers to but I never got what "blinka" was in reference to.

Treblinka was a concentration camp, I think in Poland.

 

[SIGSEGV]

OT but could anyone explain "Troonblinka" please? I know where/what Cows it refers to but I never got what "blinka" was in reference to.

Treblinka

 

[Jump]

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I'm sure the crossposting in 24 Reddit communities about the fake attack is what got them to their goal:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SocialistR...tenacious_unicorn_ranch_in_colorado_is_being/

Need to use removeddit for the real funny stuff.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Need to use removeddit for the real funny stuff.
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DAAAAAAAAAMN, Reddit. Shots fired.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Can anyone who is smarter than i am come up with a word that starts with D to append to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (too bad it's not near Denver or we could call it Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Denver) so the acronym would be TURD.

Debacle.

 

[Jaimas]

Can anyone who is smarter than i am come up with a word that starts with D to append to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (too bad it's not near Denver or we could call it Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Denver) so the acronym would be TURD.

Disaster.

 

[Bender]

Disaster.

Great minds think alike, friendo!

 

[Ghostse]

How do I know a hispanic woman made this post?

Inca Women fuck Alpacas

OT but could anyone explain "Troonblinka" please? I know where/what Cows it refers to but I never got what "blinka" was in reference to.

Its a play on the Treblinka concentration camp.

But really its because that bastard @AnOminous beat me to coining "Death Camp for Tranny".

 

[AnOminous]

Treblinka was a concentration camp, I think in Poland.

Treblinka was just an extermination camp. Unlike Auschwitz I and other concentration camps that mainly existed for labor purposes, they just gassed you the instant you got there.

 

[vulg]

in Iran if you're gay you can choose death or have a vagina hole installed.

Now, we all know that what they're facing is basically White male ISIS at the moment, and we all learned that the greatest weapon against ISIS was Kurdish PKA women shooting with guns.

ok? so, what if they begin recruiting these trans warriors from Iran to defend against White male ISIS? I think it would really scare the CHUDS off but idk

thoughts?

 

[Ghostse]

Treblinka was just an extermination camp. Unlike Auschwitz I and other concentration camps that mainly existed for labor purposes, they just gassed you the instant you got there.

And at the time, Kjel was heating their closed 8x40 shipping contrainer with a propane heater, leading to the probable situation where we could have ended up with some gassed trannies.

This is a sadder case where some innocent animals are going to suffer along side the Trannies. Why didn't they decide to use Llamas? Those furry assholes would have deserved it.

 

[Miss Misery]

Treblinka was just an extermination camp. Unlike Auschwitz I and other concentration camps that mainly existed for labor purposes, they just gassed you the instant you got there.

I mean there WAS a section that kept laborers. To cut the firewood used to burn the bodies.

But I'm guessing the transition from laborer to exterminee didn't take very long.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I figure the troons who didn't pony up the cash or didn't "work" themselves enough were the ones who got booted.

It's not even a ranch, it's just a money-funneling cult. The alpacas just exist to bring attention and suffer.

It's the most inept black hole of an operation I've seen. Even if this was from the very start a grift (and not a bunch of people wanting to live the anarccocommunist dream but failing) the props used are so expensive and hard to care for, plus your sexless slave keeps coonsooming tarnishing your marketability. They can't even grift properly for long terms.

I would have honestly rather seen this succeed than fail, I may not like the tranchers but being in loads of debt, wasting five years on a doomed project, and animal neglect is just a shitty hand. I said it on the other thr3ead and I'll say it again: it's better for everyone involved if the ranch fails moneywise sooner than later and collects their losses while they can.

I love that these people(?), who continually lord it over those bigots and terfs scaremongering about perverts infiltrating women-only spaces, are now themselves paranoid about attackers infiltrating their tranch.

Listen, you only want to gain allies in communist tenacious unicorn ranch, you are a group of peace through assimilation. If the troons take over only sunshine and rainbows and spiritual enlightenment and euphoria and orgys happen, if the TERFs or Nazis take over then only violence, pain, and deadnaming will happen. It's a little known fact that once the fash grab a building that it instantly turns into a post apocalyptic shitheap.

in Iran if you're gay you can choose death or have a vagina hole installed.

Now, we all know that what they're facing is basically White male ISIS at the moment, and we all learned that the greatest weapon against ISIS was Kurdish PKA women shooting with guns.

ok? so, what if they begin recruiting these trans warriors from Iran to defend against White male ISIS? I think it would really scare the CHUDS off but idk
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thoughts?

Leave the poor forced conversions alone, they don't need to suffer by helping upper middle class trust fund white boys fight and lecture them on imaginary oppressors. Besides, they probably contribute to society more than the ranch does.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I've been trying to cast the inevitable docuseries of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Disaster in my mind. OBVIOUSLY Penny would be played by Tilda Swinton doing her best dale gribble impression. She's played a man before, surely she can play a man playing a woman. Kev would be played by a CGI Philip Seymour Hoffman because they're basically twins, especially in the cgi dead eyes. I'm thinking cheese wedge could be played by Ellen Page with some terribly drawn on eyebrows. I'd love to see a FTM try to play an MTF. I'm stumped for Bonnie and Josie though.

 

[Friendly Futa]

This guy might kill us but before he shoots let's stop and take pictures.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I mean there WAS a section that kept laborers. To cut the firewood used to burn the bodies.

But I'm guessing the transition from laborer to exterminee didn't take very long.

Probably not honestly. This is obviously off topic but there are stories of people who were much better off while everyone else died. Probably by backstabbing the fuck out of their fellows, and naturally they shut the fuck up after the war. You probably had a small population of "good ones" that somehow ingratiated themselves.

The question now remains; if a sizable contingent of well armed, good natured, mildly handsome country boys show up, are they gonna be welcomed or turned into Alpaca Chow?

Also, I'm looking into that picture

I've found the exact spot this happened and well, It's close by but there's no where for him to pull in front from his house. So when they say driveway, they they basically drove all the way to his house in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I mean guy could be crazy but like, how do you even know it's THIS guy. There are other houses in this area. You mean to tell me you drove past all these gates and shit down a private road and didn't realize this was the guy who you know by name?

 

[Cool Dog]

I thought colorado was conservative? and yet these lunatic troons get to run around there instead of getting crucified by rednecks as hollywood always says.

Meanwhile an openly miga/qoomer yokel in a blue state is fucked

We can only pray that the ATF and incompetent Feds go full Tranch Davidian on these psychos. It'll be a pity about the animals but hopefully most of them will survive the assault. There aren't any kids there for the Fedbois to get easy kills, but with luck they can still get a TPK considering the 41-percenters post-raid.

Cross your fingers!

Nothing gonna happen, if the troons do something retarded and kill some local kids its gonna get buried by the media, there wont be a public expose about the crazy troon cult starving alpacas while posing with military-grade weapons like that .50 rifle

The troon lobby will still intercede for them, some really delusional journos will still write fluff pieces about their innocence, and eventually the courts will do jack shit besides a slap on the wrist.

Almost 1000 dollars to these degenerates a month, very sad!
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I thought they would be getting more

There's a @westcliffe_co_antifa Instagram account that doxed some dude for pulling a gun after they mistakenly entered his property last July. Almost certainly ran by someone associated with the ranch; same age and content (female Soviet snipers) to Bonnie's.

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So instagram is okay with doxing now? given the account wasnt banned for this

 

[Pepito The Cat]

They do realize that they are in huge trouble if they ever get charged with a violent crime from the social media statements alone?
Why would they want to make it easy for the authorities to get them convicted if they shoot trespassers, because of their violent statements beforehand?
This is so damn stupid, it boggles my mind.

These are grown up men who decided to chop off their genitals and go fuck around in the middle of nowhere, CO. I think the bar is set pretty low.

When has stoners ever contributed a net positive to the community anyway? Sure, pot is harmless, but to hear a friend describe it, pot also makes you drift through life aimlessly.

For some city folk pot goes well with their hyper-excited life of caffeine consumption and corporate pressure. It's an escape valve. Not so much for country folk. Weed and manual labor are not a good combo.

 

[Jump]

Also, I'm looking into that picture
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I've found the exact spot this happened and well, It's close by but there's no where for him to pull in front from his house. So when they say driveway, they they basically drove all the way to his house in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I mean guy could be crazy but like, how do you even know it's THIS guy. There are other houses in this area. You mean to tell me you drove past all these gates and shit down a private road and didn't realize this was the guy who you know by name?

I was going to post the same thing. They where actually on the main drag not the dead end road when that photo was taken.
There is a massive circle to turn around in. No need to go up that long driveway. When that pic was taken they are clearly on a public highway blocked by a guy with a gun and have photos of it. And they say the called 911 and the cops did nothing? The just stop and wait around taking photos while he waves a gun around? How do they know his name? Their story doesn't add up.

Forget sitting around reaching for a cellphone to snap pics. Some dude blocks my path and starts getting out of this truck with gun its Rockford time

Spoiler: Rockford