Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

I thought she said that she was 5'3"? Still a heck of a lot of weight for her (duh) but she's almost close to average height.

 

[Snusmumriken]

This goes for everybody but if you’re diagnosing yourself with bipolar, OCD, binge eating disorder and a slew of other mental illnesses and refusing to see a psychiatrist/therapist, you are an asshole. She’s been using the doctor’s note excuse for 30 years without ever even having an actual doctor’s note.

 

[peach tea]

Late I know but thinking about her ring explanation. She says she had to "size down" - does she mean have the ring resized? That would cost nearly as much as the ring did. Did she trade it in for a smaller ring?

Either way, still doesn't answer where it is now. More than enough time has passed for the ring to be resized or for her to trade it for a different size.

If they really got it at a legit jewelry store, it probably came with a warranty that includes cleaning, replacing the small stones in the setting and resizing. If it’s a POS costume jewelry ring made of 925 silver, then yes, resizing would cost more. on top of the fact that 99.9% of jewelers wouldn’t waste the time or resources unless they’re a crook. At that point she could have just gotten the same ring again but smaller or bigger.

To me, I stand by the fact that the metal color looks too cool toned to be gold. It looks like a Berricle silver and CZ ring. While they’re great quality for CZ, they’re not what she’s implying.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

She said she has filmed another Torrid haul, and will upload a video today. That'll be another video about as interesting as watching paint dry, so. As others have said, she won't address the Jenny Craig absolute fail, or will gloss over it dismissively.
There won't be any mention of this 'news', she hasn't filmed that yet. Also, the three days of Jenny Craig absolutely weren't filmed in February. Trolling all the way to the grave, this one..

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She said she has filmed another Torrid haul, and will upload a video today. That'll be another video about as interesting as watching paint dry, so. As others have said, she won't address the Jenny Craig absolute fail, or will gloss over it dismissively.
There won't be any mention of this 'news', she hasn't filmed that yet. Also, the three days of Jenny Craig absolutely weren't filmed in February. Trolling all the way to the grave, this one..

Unless Amber had a time machine, she could not film her 30 days of Jenny Craig and posting each day every 2 or more days. She would need to have started filming at least 2 weeks before posting. Of course, if she expected to last on the diet only 2 to 3 days, well, they would be more recent, but then why bothering with the “30 days”. Another explanation is that the postings are new and she expected to stretch the 30 days till June. With her, you never know.

it would be something to see, she says she is 5'1" (or 5'2" but people say her skeleton and joints are worn down/compressed so it makes her shorter. And if you think AL's aren't Tammy Slaton said she has no knee cartilage anymore, it's just bone on bone, and they've been around the same weight).

I think Amber said that she is 5’3”, but with all the weight, her spine has probably compressed a bit. The fact that she sleep sitting, since she does not want to fix her sleep apnea, and spend most of her time sitting, makes it even more difficult as the spine is always in compression. With all the weight she carries, her hip joints and her knees are subjected to forces that the human body is not designed for. I would not be surprised that she is starting to have osteoarthritis in her hip and knee joints. She complains to be in pain all the time. Walking is likely becoming more and more difficult for her. Her solution: a 30-days Jenny Craig diet. Amazing.

 

[Letty]

Apparently people find smoking cigarettes a-ok, not like there are countless of anti-smoking campaigns or anything.



Edit: She's always thought smokers were treated better that death-fats.

Stop giving her ideas! Now she's comparing herself to a smoker because it's totally not a smokers fault for smoking or something.

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Up next, Amber compares standing up from the toilet to doing an hour of yoga.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Shell show the ring and twinky to prove the haters wrong but not Becky-

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I think Amber said that she is 5’3”, but with all the weight, her spine has probably compressed a bit. The fact that she sleep sitting, since she does not want to fix her sleep apnea, and spend most of her time sitting, makes it even more difficult as the spine is always in compression. With all the weight she carries, her hip joints and her knees are subjected to forces that the human body is not designed for. I would not be surprised that she is starting to have osteoarthritis in her hip and knee joints. She complains to be in pain all the time. Walking is likely becoming more and more difficult for her. Her solution: a 30-days Jenny Craig diet. Amazing.

I've heard and seen her claim to be 5' 1'', 5' 2'' and 5' 3'' at various times. Most adults get their height taken at a medical for a job or by a doctor, at some point, then just go with that. The lying fat fuck can't even get the story of her height straight. Big AL LAHS

 

[Lurkypoo]

Her OCD symptoms come from watching some episodes of Monk.

 

[Kier Starmer]

She said in the diagnosis video that she had OCPD not OCD. She lies so much, that she is forgetting her own narrative.

 

[Letty]

New incredibly blurry selfie on her instagram.



She's also alluding to WLS but part of me feels like she's just being

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Trolling - her channel is beyond stale & she's employing her usual tricks in hopes of reviving interest.

 

[497]

New incredibly blurry selfie on her instagram.

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She's also alluding to WLS but part of me feels like she's just being

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not sure how either of them could- there is no magic to WLS that will allow them to keep eating the way they do. If anything AL will be back to an Optavia type diet.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

not sure how either of them could- there is no magic to WLS that will allow them to keep eating the way they do. If anything AL will be back to an Optavia type diet.

I think that it would be fun to watch her getting ready for the surgery. First, she would be put on a 1,200 calories diet. Our gurl is so good at following diets. Then, she would have to solve this pesky sleep apnea problem. Finally, she would need to see an actual psychotherapist, not a strip-mall pill pusher like "the girl".

I put as much hope as her going to college.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

If she was ever remotely worried about reading books others had touched, she can get almost any digitally, for free.
But then you can't wave the covers at the camera, like the booktuber persona you're trying on that day..

 

[Cock wombler]

She said she has filmed another Torrid haul, and will upload a video today. That'll be another video about as interesting as watching paint dry, so. As others have said, she won't address the Jenny Craig absolute fail, or will gloss over it dismissively.
There won't be any mention of this 'news', she hasn't filmed that yet. Also, the three days of Jenny Craig absolutely weren't filmed in February. Trolling all the way to the grave, this one..
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So it was from the middle. The good news was becks had bought her a trough of chocolate for Valentine's day, it had just arrived and she was off to scoff the lot.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

The good news was becks had bought her a trough of chocolate

And a hammock of cake?

 

[dollastoho]

I think that it would be fun to watch her getting ready for the surgery. First, she would be put on a 1,200 calories diet. Our gurl is so good at following diets. Then, she would have to solve this pesky sleep apnea problem. Finally, she would need to see an actual psychotherapist, not a strip-mall pill pusher like "the girl".

I put as much hope as her going to college.

She would also be put on a liquid diet for weeks both prior to and following any WLS.

 

[Flapjack]

On brand

 

[ADHD]

She'll once in a while mention getting rid of a bunch of stuff - typically clothing to Dana & she'll make a big show out of "donating" stuff when the heat under her ass is turned up higher than usual. Other than that, the only times I've seen her declutter is right before a move or before some massive shopping sprees.

If, (highky doubtful), she 'declutters' every month, she's never mentioned it that I can recall & even if she did, if she falsely assumes that makes her all grown up like, nope.

It would indicate a hard core shopping addicition.

Now that I think about it, she did "declutter" a few times when she lived with the boys. The difference was that at that point, "decluttering" meant gathering up stuff and putting out in the porch room. Their current apartment doesn't have enough space for her to do that now, so I suppose that's made her decide to sell some of it.