Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[The Queen of Autists]

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So Fat Albert went live today (twice) and said she is getting WLS. She claimed that she took an online seminar and was otw to an in person appt today. She said it was a long drive, but was not seeing Dr. Now. I doubt she could handle the drive to Houston anyway. She also said not all doctors are as strict as Dr. Now as far as prepping for surgery. If she is paying cash maybe she can find a doctor willing to operate, who knows.

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Word on the street is she refuses to see anybody but Dr. Later

 

[UntitledKiwi]

Becky's absent because Becky had weight loss surgery.

Did anyone else say this or am I gonna get a bunch of late ratings now?

OR Becky dialysis arc. That would definitely take a lot of time and effort. We know she had kidney issues before.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I have not seen anybody suggest this yet. Idk tho. I highly doubt amber would allow that. It would make a great arc- this is amber tho. And becky doesnt seem like the proactive type that would be capable of it on her own without somebody on her ass making her chug along.

I think Amberlynn would rather keep Becky going and get the attention for Becky losing weight. It's her channel. It still benefits her.

OR Becky dialysis arc. That would definitely take a lot of time and effort. We know she had kidney issues before.

I think that was Amberlynn hyperbole. I'm just an old country boy, but at worst, Becky had a little DKA and some reduced urine output/kidney function. There'd be a likely hospitalization and port placement with a dialysis arc, and I just don't think she was that sick.

I could be wrong, though.

 

[Xenomorph]

Apparently people find smoking cigarettes a-ok, not like there are countless of anti-smoking campaigns or anything.

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Edit: She's always thought smokers were treated better that death-fats.

lmao dusty and dana smoke and her weak ass shit about everyone else as a loophole shit doesn't work, it only proves we are right in our accusations and theories on her and she has nothing to defend herself with so she resorts to comparing herself to others since she cannot and will not admit personal accountability.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Amber forgets that she’s already spilled all deets. (Do folks still ‘spill’?) idk, I think they sip tea now which is annoying cause the slang is ‘T’ not ‘tea‘. “T” for truth. Anyway. Ambers told the world that she just says she’s losing weight when she’s not cause she ‘don’t need the backlash’ . I think the real reason she’s not getting on that bed is cause it’s got motors and adjustments. Moving parts. Ambers a million pounds. The bed won’t operate correctly or possibly sounds an alarm that the weight is exceeded and damage to the mechanism is happening. Just a thought. Next time anyone goes to the hospital pay attention to the massive size of the beds there. They’re huge. When amber brings us along with her to her ER, she spills over every side. She makes them seem tiny. They are not. Just adding some context to this. Yes beds are designed to hold weight but I don’t know about this one. Ambers a ‘special’ case.


Yup yup. I think there’s a dash of the library being a free public service is not the image Ms Lynn is tryna portray. She’s like an obese Riff Raff. Flexin, hard AF, on no one.
PS, I’m trying to put these posts together. I’m failing. There’s gonna be a double post & I guess I’ll just log off so I don’t do anything worse.

Rating this informative because I never realized T stood for truth (not tea).

I have a feeling the bed was originally for her but she wasn’t able to hike her leaky legs over the sides, so in her financial wisdom she graciously donated it to her butler, who grew up sleeping in a barn with a rock for a pillow so she didn’t like it. The two of them are so picky, wasteful and lazy I’m shocked they even bothered trying to sell it instead of tossing it in the garbage. Although that’s probably just because it’s too heavy for them to lift all the way to the dump; if someone’s gonna have to take it out of the apartment, they might as well sell it to them.

 

[Pippeyy]

I'm assuming them selling the bed confirms they absolutely sleep separately?
Amber on the couch and Becky in the "guest room"?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

I'm assuming them selling the bed confirms they absolutely sleep separately?
Amber on the couch and Becky in the "guest room"?

More then likely. Both of them together would break all but the most reinforced beds. 550 pound Amber and (possibly) 250 pound Becky total roughly about 800 pounds, that's almost half a ton of pure wriggling obeast.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

I would be surprised if any surgeon approved her. She's high risk right off the bat because of sleep apnea, and if she lies and says she doesn't have that just to get on the surgery slab then she's utterly stupid. Even if she had a surgeon foolish enough to work on her (or found someone like Eric the Red) she'd probably still have to do a liquid diet, and she flunks diets.

She's full of it.

Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb

During surgery, you are somewhat correct, but AFTER the surgery when she is not connected to a ventilator, having sleep apnea can be very dangerous especially when she would still be under sedation.

 

[12345]

Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb

If she has sleep apnea they will have to get a special bed for her to be in for recovery. If there aren't any beds available if she somehow managed to pull a unicorn out of her ass and get the WLS surgery, it would still be put on hold until they had a bed available. Even if she were to try and jump the line like she wants to even if everything works perfectly no bed, no WLS.

ETA. LOL I thought I was posting in the Chantal thread since they are both going "To have weight loss surgery". In Canada they won't do something without a special bed, no idea about the States though.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb

As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.

 

[Carolina Divina]

As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.

I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.

 

[dollastoho]

As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.

I remember Amber stated that they used an epidural on her during her hysterectomy. She said her legs were still numb afterwards. So they probably put her under a lighter sedation. Less risky that way.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She did mention having had an epidural rather than being knocked out & her sleep apnea was probably the main driver of that.

Scar tissue - not too long ago she was complaining about pain from what she thought was scar tissue in the region where her incision is. For once, I believe her... the best way to heal with as 'supple' an internal scar as possible is to get off your ass as quickly as you can after surgery & move a lot.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.

I do not think that it is a dealbreaker but it adds in the complexity of the surgery. She may also have an hernia, as many morbidly obese people have because of weaker abdominal muscles, which would need to be fixed, and finally they may need to remove her gallbladder. Sleep apnea is a likely a dealbreaker. Another dealbreaker is if her cancer is progressing, i.e. lymph nodes are growing. If this is the case, she would be on chemotherapy and that is not the time to have WLS.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[nofriendofours]

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Why would paying in full change the requirement for weight loss surgery? Is that a thing?

 

[Like so Raw you Guys]

Didn’t she say that she had insurance now? So why would she still be self pay?

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Why would paying in full change the requirement for weight loss surgery? Is that a thing?

She's trying to imply that weight loss before wls is an insurance requirement, not a surgeon requirement. But how would she know if the last surgeon didn't discuss it with her?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.

It's not. Any adhesions to the bowel would just be separated during a gastric bypass. With VSG, they don't even go down that low for the procedure. The stomach is behind the left rib. A fatty liver will definitely delay any prospective surgery though, and guaranteed ALRs will be human foie gras. Things like sleep aponea aren't an issue either, but it must be being adequately managed. Wrecked gall bladders are also commonly removed during WLS. Bariatric surgeons expect health issues like sleep aponea, hypertension, diabetes, hernias etc. They are part and parcel of the lives of the morbidly obese. Surgeons will just want clearances from the respective specialist managing any of these kinds of conditions.

In ALR'S case, she claims she's done the information seminar, which I don't doubt. She hasn't even seen a bariatric doctor yet, let alone a bariatric surgeon at this new practice she using. I remembered this morning that this will be her third attempt at getting WLS. She saw a bariatric surgeon in Lexington while living at the fag shanty...that didn't turn out well because it was all frozen meals and no broccoli. Then she saw another recently...that didn't turn out well as she failed the pysch evaluation. Now she's on number three. I wonder if she's headed to the one Tammy Slaton is seeing. While they mentioned he's in Lexington, the only bariatric surgeon with the surname of Smith that I could find, was in Georgetown (only 13 miles away).

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