Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hater238704]

One of her posts say she's 552. Which is it fatty? Did you gain 10 pounds since the week of your last Jenny Craig? Or were those videos from a month ago

 

[Dax Rambo]

552? What was her low during her cancer-loss?

 

[mekalekahi]

So amber is basically hinting that she got accepted for WLS or a tv show and then right after says she just ate ice cream. Lets say she did get accepted, her eating ice cream still shows her mindset. Also what doctor is going to work on someone who refuses to listen to any medical professional?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I am convinced there is/was no good news. She simply needed a reason to end Jenny Craig on Day 3 without feeling/looking like a failure.....again.
Now she has to think of something to "announce" hence the baiting and the promise of "Soon...."

Also, let's be real, Fat Amber is very predictable and anyone who thinks she will succeed at 100 Days of Weight Loss when she can't even last on JC for 3 days is as delusional as she is.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The good news was her decision to try a ground breaking 100 day weight loss challenge.

 

[Poop Bun]

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Sure I might be surprised with what’s coming...but I won’t.
It’s just another fail from her as usual.

 

[Snusmumriken]

New incredibly blurry selfie on her instagram.

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She's also alluding to WLS but part of me feels like she's just being

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Bull. She’s just gonna declare she’s talking to a weight loss surgeon and forget about it in a week again.

 

[Fleasburger]

Is there ANY possible reality where she does qualify for weightloss surgery? What is the heaviest cow Dr Now has done surgery for?

All in on her also mentioning she qualifies for weightloss surgery IF she loses 100elbees or something.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It's all lies, it is a simple way for her to engage get people watching because they expect something "new" but get the same. Its a good method considering her audience age range and mental faculties but over here we are starved.

Lets be real, the bitch hasn't been engaging since 100 days of uploading in 2019. I do believe she is hurting in the pride department as the walls slowly close in.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

No one needed to have that image put into there head. NO ONE!!!!!

Smug Lynn enters the chat as if her current situation is SO far from a bed-bound person's situation. Also, she's right. She will never be bed bound since she can't even get on a bed, she can only be couch-bound. Nice, Smug Lynn.

Maybe the reason why the bed is "hard" is 'coz the foam is soft and her 600 lbs ass sinks down hitting the bed frame.

Amber forgets that she’s already spilled all deets. (Do folks still ‘spill’?) idk, I think they sip tea now which is annoying cause the slang is ‘T’ not ‘tea‘. “T” for truth. Anyway. Ambers told the world that she just says she’s losing weight when she’s not cause she ‘don’t need the backlash’ . I think the real reason she’s not getting on that bed is cause it’s got motors and adjustments. Moving parts. Ambers a million pounds. The bed won’t operate correctly or possibly sounds an alarm that the weight is exceeded and damage to the mechanism is happening. Just a thought. Next time anyone goes to the hospital pay attention to the massive size of the beds there. They’re huge. When amber brings us along with her to her ER, she spills over every side. She makes them seem tiny. They are not. Just adding some context to this. Yes beds are designed to hold weight but I don’t know about this one. Ambers a ‘special’ case.

Her sudden library aversion has nothing to do with muh ocd and everything to do with being too fat to stand in narrow aisles and peruse the shelves for an hour. It's another version of how she refuses to use public restrooms because omg germs, when the fact of the matter is, she's too goddamn fat to maneuver in the stalls.

Yup yup. I think there’s a dash of the library being a free public service is not the image Ms Lynn is tryna portray. She’s like an obese Riff Raff. Flexin, hard AF, on no one.
PS, I’m trying to put these posts together. I’m failing. There’s gonna be a double post & I guess I’ll just log off so I don’t do anything worse.

 

[JaneThough]

Is there ANY possible reality where she does qualify for weightloss surgery? What is the heaviest cow Dr Now has done surgery for?

All in on her also mentioning she qualifies for weightloss surgery IF she loses 100elbees or something.

She will not qualify for many reasons, mainly the weight loss mandate. EVERY legit WLS clinic will expect you to lose 5-10% of your weight before you are considered. Plus she will require a psychiatric evaluation as well. Unless she's jumping the border to Mexico, she's not getting WLS.

 

[Susucatdog]

It is likely to do with her family. The news is one month old and she has not discussed it so far on social media.
As far as bariatric surgery, even before being approved, she would need to lose a fair amount of weight, likely 50-100 pounds, solve her sleep apnea, and go to see a therapist. She is far from being approved for such surgery. She also had surgery for cancer less than a year ago. With a BMI of almost 100, she is high risk for complications.
Is she still on Jenny Craig? Doubt it. We have not seen Day 4 and she was so happy on Day 3 that she likely binged a lot. She likely quit the Jenny Craig “journey”, and will now posts hauls and food tasting. The question is will it be recent or are we going to see month old vlogs? I expect her to take an hiatus of a few days, or weeks.

I thought the news was she resurrected curvy calories from the dead. Not that it will last more than half a day.

 

[fUiRiEcK]

Nice fat white lady.

 

[dollastoho]

So Fat Albert went live today (twice) and said she is getting WLS. She claimed that she took an online seminar and was otw to an in person appt today. She said it was a long drive, but was not seeing Dr. Now. I doubt she could handle the drive to Houston anyway. She also said not all doctors are as strict as Dr. Now as far as prepping for surgery. If she is paying cash maybe she can find a doctor willing to operate, who knows.

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[Cosmologic]

could you imagine if she was secretly filming for my 600 lb life? my sides would fly into orbit

 

[krazy orange cat]

I'm going to put my money on her "good news" being she got a call that she could come in and get her COVID vaccine. That live from the car may have been them on the way for her to get her vaccine. In her pea brain that would mean she's closer to enjoying all the food of Lexington without wearing a mask.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

So Fat Albert went live today (twice) and said she is getting WLS. She claimed that she took an online seminar and was otw to an in person appt today. She said it was a long drive, but was not seeing Dr. Now. I doubt she could handle the drive to Houston anyway. She also said not all doctors are as strict as Dr. Now as far as prepping for surgery. If she is paying cash maybe she can find a doctor willing to operate, who knows.

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I would be surprised if any surgeon approved her. She's high risk right off the bat because of sleep apnea, and if she lies and says she doesn't have that just to get on the surgery slab then she's utterly stupid. Even if she had a surgeon foolish enough to work on her (or found someone like Eric the Red) she'd probably still have to do a liquid diet, and she flunks diets.

She's full of it.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Becky's absent because Becky had weight loss surgery.

Did anyone else say this or am I gonna get a bunch of late ratings now?

 

[Sammyrye]

Becky's absent because Becky had weight loss surgery.

Did anyone else say this or am I gonna get a bunch of late ratings now?

I have not seen anybody suggest this yet. Idk tho. I highly doubt amber would allow that. It would make a great arc- this is amber tho. And becky doesnt seem like the proactive type that would be capable of it on her own without somebody on her ass making her chug along.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I would be surprised if any surgeon approved her. She's high risk right off the bat because of sleep apnea, and if she lies and says she doesn't have that just to get on the surgery slab then she's utterly stupid. Even if she had a surgeon foolish enough to work on her (or found someone like Eric the Red) she'd probably still have to do a liquid diet, and she flunks diets.

She's full of it.

Agreed. At most, Amber is acting like a 13-year-old teen whose friend has been saying that they are going to Disneyland and then she is saying that they are going too.

Having bariatric surgery is a team effort, that team knows that most if not all supermorbidly obese people have sleep apnea, and they won't take her word for it. She will have a battery of tests, including sleep apnea, to see if she is fit enough for surgery. She also had a recent one which complicates the surgery. They will also want to know if the cancer is in remission.