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I'm still trying to find that article.

The two other lines besides GSS were for people who never married but had sex or were never married but living with a girlfriend.
I do think the growing cases of young men becoming sexless is more due to them just dropping out, instead of women wanting nothing to do with them.
What's wrong with Men Going Their Own Way? As manosphere bullshit goes they're pretty sensible.
 
I agree when it comes to the base philosophy (forgo relationships in favor of improving your life and inner sense of self worth), but the community at large is pretty laughable.
Yes, but at least the central philosophy of that MGTOW shit is about improving yourself, rather than blaming the entire world for your failures, or hating half the species. MGTOWs at least grasp that the problem is with society itself, not just women.
 
I just heard this play and finally made the connection, he was ahead of his time writing a song about sexual frustration and masturbation. They should put this on the front page and make it their theme song.​
Circus Magazine | 31.10.1990
An Epic Year For Faith No More
By Gary Cee
But what was the maniacal frontman thinking when he penned the lyrics to "Epic"? Especially the line in the infectious chorus about something being in your face, and not being able to grab it?​
"It was about sexual frustration,"​
the Eureka, California native admitted. "Sex and lack of sex." Patton didn't have a steady girlfriend when Circus interviewed him last August, and didn't foresee linking up with anyone in the near future. In fact, he confessed to a fascination with... masturbation.​
"Most people just don't like to admit it, the 22-year-old shrugged. "I'm here to tell ya, I love it. That's kinda of what "Epic" is really about."​
 
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There's also stuff like the average loss of virginity for girls is lowering while for men, it's raising into their 30's.
If it's lowering for women, that's a big deal and that's gonna need looked at pretty hardcore. That suggests predatory behavior and grooming, not megachads sleeping around so much to me. Men's rising up to a higher overall level I am not as much worried about, essentially because if a younger generation comes in that is less prone to drinking, drugs, and sex (zoomers do this all less than their predecessors), the number's naturally going to bubble up in a more dramatic way. This couples with the fact that men tend to prefer younger partners.

I'd also obviously want to look at the numbers and where they're drawn from to see if it's a statistically significant amount, or if it's just people self-reporting (IE like that stupid UN report on the UK suggesting that '97% of women have been sexually abused').
Which is kind of the issue, since while what you said is good advice, what I said about socialization worsening is one of the biggest issues young men are facing now and it's hurting them with or without something like Tinder.
I think younger men are getting awful role models because of absent parents-who-should-not-be-parents just sitting them in front of a tablet and make their role models fucking streamers. It's not hard to pick up hobbies and socialize and all that jazz - you'll suck when you start, but a bit of humility and some elbow grease and you'll work up. But when men see 'success' as someone like fucking pewdiepie and convince themselves that sitting in all day to play games is their ticket, it's no wonder they don't pick up things that make the process of talking to the fairer sex easier - music, art, technical know-how, basic charisma, so-on, so-forth. I was a complete moron until around 19-20 in many of these regards but it seriously doesn't take long to learn at any of the shit.
But I don't think it's fair to say every incel guy is just looking for a model tier concubine.
Eh, it doesn't have to be a model tier concubine. I've got no issue with getting up on a stage and entertaining and cracking wise and any other number of things, but I'm also well aware of the sorts of chicks I can actually gun for. It helps that I know what I want, whereas a lot of young guys are still trying to figure that out by getting any experience - but still, you need to be able to introspect and get a good idea of where your appeal lies. All too often I find that even if incels aren't thirsting after hot model-tier babes, they're still shooting way above their weight class.
There are quite a few young men who are deciding that the dating scene sucks, which is why they end up hiding in their bubble playing video games all day.
They've also been misled about the dating scene having ever been a good thing - no one likes dating. It sucks and it isn't fun. High school dramas aren't a proper reflection of reality; given the choice, no-one would put themselves out into a pool and say 'hey i wanna date.' Everyone prefers to meet someone interesting just by doing something interesting, which is exactly why shutting indoors and playing games is the exact wrong thing to do. Tired of the dating scene? Go take a class on something interesting. Go volunteer, go join a group; go do something to create that potential to meet someone. Or just bide your time in the pandemic with some other shit until you can do those things in a few months after people riot against lockdowns.

It just frustrates me that people get the wrong idea about how shit works and then get themselves in avenues where they'll never be told the truth. Just the simple fact that no-one likes dating could be enough to make people snap out of their stupor: it's a chore for almost everyone. Just knowing that the easiest way to get a girl is to not look like you want to date them is a life-changer: just look like an interesting person, normally by being one. It unlocks so many doors and avenues, and plenty of people are capable of it; they just convince themselves otherwise.
What's wrong with Men Going Their Own Way? As manosphere bullshit goes they're pretty sensible.
It's the kind of issue where the core idea and philosophy is fine and probably a great idea for a lot of guys, but the "movement" gets infested and taken over by retards and made to look like any other space to complain about that ex-girlfriend who called you fat in high school.
 
Yes, but at least the central philosophy of that MGTOW shit is about improving yourself, rather than blaming the entire world for your failures, or hating half the species. MGTOWs at least grasp that the problem is with society itself, not just women.
I don't recall there being any evidence that we live in a society.
 
I just heard this play and finally made the connection, he was ahead of his time writing a song about sexual frustration and masturbation. They should put this on the front page and make it their theme song.
There are lots and lots and lots of songs from people you wouldn't think would have this problem about frustrated jerking off.
"If I looked all over the world / And there's every type of girl / But your empty eyes seem to pass me by / Leave me dancing with myself."

Okay this isn't very subtle.

And of course.
"I often kiss you when there's no one else around." Yeah, we can figure this one out.

This isn't even exclusively male. For some reason, the female versions are even more explicit and don't even bother coding it.
I don't recall there being any evidence that we live in a society.
I'm pretty sure we do. The Joker told me so.
 
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This isn't even exclusively male. For some reason, the female versions are even more explicit and don't even bother coding it.
Just like in comedy, no subtlety at all, the male songs were harder to figure out, at least if you weren't looking for it. After Faith No More's Epic, I think Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol that you mentioned might be another good incel anthem.

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Troons hate Incels and Incels hate Troons because they remind each other of what they really are. Not all Trans folk were Incels but all Troons were Incels/Femcels looking for one last chance. Not all Celibates will become Troons,but Incels know that becoming a Troon can be their destiny if they don't improve and they loathe that. Troons know that no matter how many genders they encompass,they will always be incels and they loathe that. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
 
Troons hate Incels and Incels hate Troons because they remind each other of what they really are. Not all Trans folk were Incels but all Troons were Incels/Femcels looking for one last chance. Not all Celibates will become Troons,but Incels know that becoming a Troon can be their destiny if they don't improve and they loathe that. Troons know that no matter how many genders they encompass,they will always be incels and they loathe that. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
That's one group of people you're talking about there, bud. Just the one group.
 
I wouldn't even touch a fat girl. When I was younger, my fat neighbor tried to take my mana and we did cuddle and she did make me cum in my underwear just by cuddling, but I told her to piss off the next day before ever having sex with her because she was obese. No way am I going to stoop as low as fucking a fat chick that doesn't even have the common courtesy of not being a landwhale that is repulsive.
Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you? you think people punching their v-card at 14 do it with a hottie? 99% do it with the fat slut with self-esteem issues, thats the way it is. Now you're going to be a wizard because instead of getting rid of your virginity you are still waiting for some princess.

Here's some news: there is no princess.
But everyone's already laughing at you. The simp is not the one posting tearful rants about his crushing loneliness. The simp is not the one who is so deprived of human contact that he feels it deep in his gut as visceral, physical suffering. The simp is not the one seething with barely disguised hatred and resentment for half the human race because they have no reason to find him desirable. The simp is not the one who feels so worthless, so unloved and so misunderstood that the only place he can find to impotently vent about his inadequacy is a place specifically dedicated to mocking the emotional distress of people like him. The simp is, to be honest, not even simping. He's just some guy, like all the rest of us, pointing and laughing at the embarrassing failure who can't even keep from crying about his failures in the worst possible place to cry about them.
Not about that guy but the average simp is an actual incel as involuntarily celibate. In terms of mentality many are just closeted incels as well, they have the same attitudes towards the opposite sex but my guess is they are still hopeful that they can buy a woman's love, its a state of pre-inceldom IMHO
If you can't get laid these days with dating apps, you are either a socially awkward loser or your standards are ridiculously high.
Nah it was much easier to date before this shit, you went to a bar and hit on the chicks there, simple as that. Maybe my looks are better than average but there wasnt much competition around

Nowadays with these apps I have to compete with literal male models and richfags posing in their mansions, chicks just swipe on your pic and dont even bother to read, there's no convo to be had, no romancing, you cant use your charisma like IRL

And these apps user base are like 80% men so from the get-go you're stuck in a virtual sausage feast. Meanwhile I never went to a bar where the ratio wasnt 2/3rds women 1/3 men
In general, women can smell desperation.
The irony is that both incels, feminists and normalfags deny this shit, but its 100% real
I have a networth of $200,000 at 23. Three years ago I was living at my parents house without electricity. I do have a job, it's making a shitload of money.
200k as total networth isnt much, what job? are you making that a year? do you own any real estate? investments that arent shitcoins?
I've actually had three day time jobs since I was 20 (currently employed right now), never made any friends and I was actually bullied by my female co-workers.
Should have taken that to HR if only to fuck them back, fight the bullies dont be a bitch
Probably have high functioning autism or something, but I was never diagnosed.
You should seriously consider going to psychiatrist, not a psychologist. Get a proper diagnosis, you can afford it now

Also CBT, maybe you could also take some etiquette and speech classes so you learn how to behave around normalfags
I've browsed wizchan since I was 18 in high school because r9k was too normie for me
How you end in those shitholes at that age? might as well do meth under a bridge, its the same thing
I agree when it comes to the base philosophy (forgo relationships in favor of improving your life and inner sense of self worth), but the community at large is pretty laughable.
The "community" is a coping echo chamber not unlike most feminist/femcel communities are, but like it or not MGTOW as a social phenomenon is a real thing, the amount of men I seen who are successful enough to form a family yet have zero interest in marriage let alone having kids its stagering. Even in my third world country most men dont want to go further than co-habitation because even here the laws are asymmetrical as fuck and you lose everything in a divorce. It doesnt help that all this shit is expensive, you have to work much more and have less time to yourself

Many men reach a certain point in their career where they are comfortable enough and dont want to work more than that. You got companies reeeeeeing about how married men work harder because they need to earn more for their family, how is that a motivation to the average man?

I'm not delusional to think that women "lost" with moving away from tradition because sex used to be locked to marriage and marriage locked a man in, meanwhile in the post sex-revolution world men can get sex without marriage or even getting a girlfriend since casual one night stands are a thing. In reality I think its society thats paying the price for promoting that mentality since as I said before men dont want to work more or support kids, most women in turn dont want to be single mothers and the ones that are tend to become a drag on the state's finances
 
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Bonus: Someone even copypasted a Plebbit story about a homo in denial who swore off eating out women. :story:
I love the female form but good lord do I never want to go down on a woman again. I’d rather suck a cock.

I am 37. Slept with 34 women. Amicably divorced. Kids. Never had a homosexual thought or any attraction to men. This post is NOT about me WANTING to give a guy head. This is about me NOT ever wanting to go down on a woman again, to the extent that I would rather suck a dick.

I don’t want this to be a male vs female post. It’s not about shaming women. Please don’t turn the tables and say “are you sure you’re not gay?”. I am not. It is just my unpopular opinion. i absolutely love women and their bodies. I just think vaginas are fucking disgusting. They feel great and look good from a certain angle but keep that shit away from my face.

I used to be fun and very giving in bed. Idk if I lucked out with the women I’ve been with in the past but the last few have ruined vagina-eating for me forever. Still love to fuck and use my hands, but above my shoulders I am done. I have retired my mouth.

Why? Here’s a few reasons:

  • It’s a fucking mucus pocket that discharges non stop. Yay discharge. Let me go down on you while there is discharge caked against your lips.
  • The amount of tiktok videos I have seen from women talking about the disgusting shit that comes out of their vagina has made me ill.
  • The last two women I was with had crotches that smelled like a bucket of dead fish. I am not trying to be insensitive with this. They likely had BV or something. It was god awful. I can take regular ass smell or vagina smell but not fucking dead fish man. I am scarred by this. I can’t even go to Target anymore without wondering if my cashier has a fish market between her legs. I hate that I even have to think this. I am considering legal action against my former partner(s) for ruining my Target trips.
  • Women have to head to the bathroom to freshen up before sex. Excuse me? You have to wipe away crusted up (or perhaps gooey) discharge? You have to remove bits of toilet paper trapped in your pussy lips? You have to wet wipe your crotch before feeding it to me? Bravo.
  • Vaginas are so complex you can make fucking yogurt in them. This is about as unappealing as it gets for me.
  • It looks like the Predators mouth when you’re down there. Fantastic, lemme get an autograph.
  • I have a beard. I do not want your sloppy slime embedded in my facial hair all evening
  • Even under the best circumstances pussy tastes like battery acid. Yum.
  • I have an unconfirmed suspicion that when a woman farts (depending on certain factors) that the fart can travel up and into her vagina hole.
Why I’d rather blow a dude (no cum swallow):

  • As a circumcised dick owner for nearly 4 decades my junk has only ever smelled like balls or possibly ass.
  • A dick is an external appendage. You do not have to ‘get up in it’ to get the job done. It’s probably like sucking on a big hot dog I’ll bet.
  • The amount of articles detailing how to care for your vagina is very disheartening. It is 2021 and women still haven’t figured out all the tricks. No one is writing articles about how to properly care for your cock. The cock is as set-it-and-forget-it as you can get.
  • It does not discharge
  • It does not bleed
  • You cannot make yogurt inside a dick
  • it most likely can never smell like dead fish without it becoming necrotic first
 
you know as a wahamain, these guys wouldn't get laid with their mentality even if they looked like megachads, I would sooner fuck a 400 pound guy than I would fuck any guy with this warped view on female sexuality and wahmain in general, it amuses me and perplexes me at that the same time, and I know fellow wahmain who are just regular sluts that would just dog anything, and their personality must be pretty fucking horrendous that even the town bike in their area wouldn't let them go for a ride.
 
their personality must be pretty fucking horrendous that even the town bike in their area wouldn't let them go for a ride.

It isn't the town bike won't let them. Merely that they are too stuck up their own asses to give her a ride.

Anybody can put on a mask long enough to get what they want no matter what it is.
 
their personality must be pretty fucking horrendous that even the town bike in their area wouldn't let them go for a ride.
Some of them are too scared of rejection to ask, and some of them feel too entitled to a pure virginal subservient wifey to want to ask. None of them are incapable of getting sex. They're just incapable of getting sex from the people they think they deserve to have sex with.
 
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