Containment What If?

What if Chris got turned into a hedgehog ... with blue arms?
 
What if Chris got married to a cop?

They'd live in jail.

What if Chris got a vision of his death at the hands of Clyde, Slaweel, Snyder and an army of Jerkops after making Sonic's arms legally blue in and tried to prevent this vision from happening?

What if Chris got locked in a homo bar for a week?
 
What if Chris got beat up in an alley way somewhere and got so beat up he got sent to the hospital?
 
What if Chris narrated a nature documentary?
>inb4 something about lesbian bonobos or lesbian lizards
 
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