Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Perhaps I'm just heartless unlike the rest of you but that note gave me the opposite of feels. I think I felt more disgust. The audacity of making a shitty product and then begging for more from the kind soul that took pity on you? No thanks. If how you made those patches is any indication of your work ethic, why would any one WANT to order or sub to your patreon? The only people that buy the patches anyway seem to be curious kiwis. If it wasn't for this thread, she wouldn't get sales at all.
 
- Speaking of pedophiles, isn't she literally a fan of pedophile rapists, and they're her invisible dildo ghost friends or some shit?
She would murder her own mother if it meant she could fuck Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer, so, yes. She is a big fan of pedophile rapists. She also gets horny for the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez who, while I'm like 99% sure attacked children, was more of a "literally anything that moves" type.

So yeah, "show MAPs no mercy," unless they also killed and/or skullfucked some people and are deemed fuckable. In that case, you should not only show them infinite forgiveness, but also claim to be getting ghost-dicked-down on the regular by them.
 
She would murder her own mother if it meant she could fuck Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer, so, yes. She is a big fan of pedophile rapists. She also gets horny for the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez who, while I'm like 99% sure attacked children, was more of a "literally anything that moves" type.

So yeah, "show MAPs no mercy," unless they also killed and/or skullfucked some people and are deemed fuckable. In that case, you should not only show them infinite forgiveness, but also claim to be getting ghost-dicked-down on the regular by them.
She wants to kill all rapist pedophiles so she can say she fucks their ghosts. Is it some weird domination thing?
 
She would murder her own mother if it meant she could fuck Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer, so, yes. She is a big fan of pedophile rapists. She also gets horny for the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez who, while I'm like 99% sure attacked children, was more of a "literally anything that moves" type.

So yeah, "show MAPs no mercy," unless they also killed and/or skullfucked some people and are deemed fuckable. In that case, you should not only show them infinite forgiveness, but also claim to be getting ghost-dicked-down on the regular by them.
Ramirez was an equal opportunity rapist and murderer, and children and the elderly were among his victims. He was also 100% remorseless about it and was tied to a BUNCH of child molestations and attempted kidnappings after he was caught (though was never charged for, because he got death for the murders and why put these children through having to face him in a trial).

Her infatuation with Ramirez was ALWAYS to me the grossest. I am your run-of-the-mill basic white bitch Starbucks drinking TC fan, and the depravity of this man and the fact that Staph somehow can claim ANY moral high ground when she defends people like him, Dahmer (another kid fucker) and MJ (Oh shit a third kid fucker?!) is insanity.

And poor Heath Ledger has to be attached to all this. Leave Heath alone! I just think about how his daughter is now a teen and could possibly come across Staph when googling her dad. 🤢🤢
 
Perhaps I'm just heartless unlike the rest of you but that note gave me the opposite of feels. I think I felt more disgust. The audacity of making a shitty product and then begging for more from the kind soul that took pity on you? No thanks. If how you made those patches is any indication of your work ethic, why would any one WANT to order or sub to your patreon? The only people that buy the patches anyway seem to be curious kiwis. If it wasn't for this thread, she wouldn't get sales at all.
Oh yeah to be clear I don't read that note and go "poor lil Staphhie uwu buy more patches" so much as "poor idiot woman child who should be institutionalized"
 
If you mean me, I just got the patches this afternoon.
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Actually seeing these in person, they're bigger than I thought they'd be, but they are still very much fraying and uneven on all the edges. Not a single plum or true line. They're also thin enough that you can see light through them:

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(shoutout to @RonRiot and @Polexia Aphrodisia in this picture lmao)

Staph threw in an extra patch for free, and wrote me a little card as a thank you.
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Not that it needed confirmation, but it's #confirmed that these are grade-A crap done with zero forethought. If the potato quality pics she takes of her own products obscure any flaws, they're all plain to see once you get a hold of them IRL. Thin as all hell and they look like you could pull them apart by tugging on one of the loose strings. Word to the wise: if your parents don't trust you with sewing needles to properly hem your edges, you can still glue them to keep the edges from unravelling. You can also cut bigger swatches than you need and fold the edges in for a smooth line, rather than a jagged spastic scissor cut. There isn't an excuse for these...paint-slapped canvas scraps, to look as bad as they do.

All that being said, if I consider this supporting the disabled, do you think I can write this off on my taxes next year? :hmm:
Did Gyro write that note with her feet? Christ.

Ooops, I'm being ableist. Everybody knows potatoes have no hands.
 
If you mean me, I just got the patches this afternoon.
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Actually seeing these in person, they're bigger than I thought they'd be, but they are still very much fraying and uneven on all the edges. Not a single plum or true line. They're also thin enough that you can see light through them:

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(shoutout to @RonRiot and @Polexia Aphrodisia in this picture lmao)

Staph threw in an extra patch for free, and wrote me a little card as a thank you.
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Not that it needed confirmation, but it's #confirmed that these are grade-A crap done with zero forethought. If the potato quality pics she takes of her own products obscure any flaws, they're all plain to see once you get a hold of them IRL. Thin as all hell and they look like you could pull them apart by tugging on one of the loose strings. Word to the wise: if your parents don't trust you with sewing needles to properly hem your edges, you can still glue them to keep the edges from unravelling. You can also cut bigger swatches than you need and fold the edges in for a smooth line, rather than a jagged spastic scissor cut. There isn't an excuse for these...paint-slapped canvas scraps, to look as bad as they do.

All that being said, if I consider this supporting the disabled, do you think I can write this off on my taxes next year? :hmm:
what....do they smell like?
 
@Chromeo Can you tell if she actually used a paintbrush or is she finger painting? I've always been curious.
That was actually what I was wondering too, and while it really looks like fingerpainting, the Shaman patch (the "Dorito Man," he's supposed to be the self-titled QAnon Shaman with the bison hat from the Insurrection) actually has some detail that surprised me. The face isn't done with negative space (painting everything but the black,) the face lines are actually painted in with black paint, over white paint. The marks there are clearly done with a paintbrush, so she has to be using at least one brush for "detail" work. If she's using a brush for one part, logic would dictate she's using brushes for the whole thing, though this white paint was clearly thin or running out somehow. The other two patches...???? I don't know. The weird texture on the "SHOW MAPS NO MERCY" patch, compared to the other ones, has something to do with the back being...melted?
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I really don't know what's going on here. It feels rubbery and plasticky, and makes this patch look different from all the other patches. Maybe she tried painting the back, and dried it with a hair dryer and it melted the acrylic??? I have no idea.

I looked at the back of the other two to see if anything was weird there, and I found these little orange stains on the back of the Shaman one?
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My first thought was "crumbs," like they were on a table with peanut butter crackers or something, but they don't flake off when the material is scraped, so maybe it's a different color of paint? Like she flipped this one over and opened an orange paint and it sputtered? Or rust, like she sat it on something rusty? please god let it not be anything gross....

Yeah, Staph is one of those cows who is more painfully awkward and socially stunted than actively malevolent. She isn’t a hideous narcissist like Jude or actively monstrous like Lou Gags. She’s just a chronic over-sharer who needs to grow up and is obviously incapable of doing it alone. At least she kind of tries with the patches and art? Even the dodgy MJ stuff is more her total inability to to socialize without typing something self-pwning like “ACTUALLY my anus has been weeping for ten days, so who’s the REAL loser, loser?” than anything intentionally creepy IMO. She just needs some equally weird and awkward friends and she’d probably be quite happy. I guess there was no anime club at her high school.
I’ll take my rainbows now.
You may want to dig a little deeper into Staph's backstory. In the most recent past she's been a serial sociopathic cunt to her family and laughs at victims of predators, and further back in the past she's been a predator herself. She preyed on a group of tweens/early teenagers with mental illness and convinced them all she was chanelling the ghost of Michael Jackson, royally fucking with their heads, just for shits and giggles.
Having been in that group of kids, I have weird mixed feelings about Stephanie. When I found this thread and remembered everything after so long, I was shocked and so angry, but following it and keeping up with her just...absolutely pathetic non-life, I feel bad. I can't forgive her for what she did to us (especially poor Michiie, good lord,) but if she actually acknowledged she fucked up and apologized, it'd be a start, rather than shifting the blame onto non-existent ghosts and pretending it wasn't a big deal anyway.

The good person in me wants to believe there's a chance for Stephanie, y'know, that she could somehow turn around and become a better person, but I would guess it's not very likely. More :optimistic: than anything else.

what....do they smell like?
oh my god I almost pressed enter just as you made that comment

They smell like nothing, actually. Just...canvas. Even the weird orange stains on the back of the big one smell like nothing.
 
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i know not to tip the cow, but if steph were to check her thread, now would be the best time. not only did a farmer buy her patches, the farmer was one of "peter's kids." the meltdown would be just...mwah! chef's kiss
I seriously think she hasn't checked since before November, when I got here. I even drew "Peter" mocking her and she didn't respond. Either she's finally learned not to throw a tantrum when people talk about her, or she's stopped checking the thread.
 
Either she's finally learned not to throw a tantrum when people talk about her,
never. she would never. she's just stopped checking the thread, which is kind of surprising since she's been looking for pity points and starting fights on twitter lately. in fact,
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hasn't she said she's never nut before? some succubus you are, crimson claw.
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never. she would never. she's just stopped checking the thread, which is kind of surprising since she's been looking for pity points and starting fights on twitter lately. in fact,
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Fuck you, Gyro. You weren't a "witch" during the womb wizard era.
Also, "google womb wizard"? The Farms would be one of the first results. Gyro WANTS people to find her thread? If she's looking for sympathy I bet she's gonna be surprised by what she actually gets. Stupid drama potato.
 
Fuck you, Gyro. You weren't a "witch" during the womb wizard era.
Also, "google womb wizard"? The Farms would be one of the first results. Gyro WANTS people to find her thread? If she's looking for sympathy I bet she's gonna be surprised by what she actually gets. Stupid drama potato.

I just checked and we're on like page 5
 
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