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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
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Cerabella said:
They have new lambs to abuse.
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I don't believe any sane man is feasting on you with their eyes Philip, but if they were, when pure Buffalo Bill comes out of your mouth can you be surprised?

Also lol at 'women with war in their bones'

'Women' with bones in their pants is more apt for the Tranch
 
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💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:
Why? Why do they keep buying more animals?? They already have more than they can care for. 🙁
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Gotta replace the ones that died. Well, that, and they're animal hoarders.

I know this is :optimistic:, but I would wish the tranch would do something like a petting zoo, or using the alpacas as therapy animals. From what I've read, they're great for both of these, as they're generally docile and like to be petted (as long as it's not on the head or neck), and they've been used in nursing homes and hospitals. And people traveling through bumfuck nowhere (especially if they have kids) would definitely make a detour to get to pet and feed them. Alpacas are also extremely trainable, and they could even get into a state fair competition type thing.

It would certainly make them more endearing with their community, at the very least.

Take a look at this place: Rainbow Magic Alpaca Farm However, key difference between them and the tranch (besides not being full of neurotic paranoid tranny animal hoarders), is they keep their herd relatively small, and actively use their animals for therapeutic needs besides raising them for use as yarn. They even allow people to take pictures of themselves with their alpaca, which is pretty hecking cute.
 
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Ghjkl63 said:
Their choice of firearms and plate carriers confuse me, but they all seem to be the "I'd rather have a dozen shitty guns than one or two good guns" kind of people so that's not really surprising.
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Blasterisk said:
Objectively the plates are better than nothing, and seem reasonably capable of stopping pistol rounds at least.

Disclaimer: I don't want anybody to be shot by men in tutus. I speak only of practical planning for small units.
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Their plates are either cutting boards riveted to low quality steel or Wish-tier Chinesium mystery meat ceramics. I wouldn't trust any of it against anything above 9mm.
S.C.U.D. said:
And that last line is exactly why the tranchers have them. Ruger is even more of a "Good Enough™️" brand than PSA (disclaimer: I own multiple Ruger products and I enjoy each) and considering the tranchers are hardcore larpers it's fine.
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Its never that its "Good Enough", it's that they think it's "Just As Good" as actual better shit they can't afford. Just like with genitals, troons cope when they can't have the real thing.
 
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Rotter said:
How much is a Kubuta L 5460 from new? Found this 2016 one from Pueblo, CO for $34,000 USD.


Most of the ones I've seen are like $40,000+ USD.
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This Lynden, Washington-based dealership quotes $47,460 for a 4WD with a cab. (archive)
Then there's Tractorhouse, which mostly lists used machines with prices ranging from $19,500 (2015 model, probably without any attachments) to $47,750 (brand new). (archive)
Most are listed at "call", which IME usually means "serious buyers only".
According to Tractorsinfo.net its "original price" is $29,990, but that's probably the base price for the base model, without any attachments. (archive)

Anyway, this is another good move for our intrepid heroes. They blew half of the hundred grand they grifted on a tractor, picked up the failed earthship project, bought more animals, erected some shitty fence that won't stop even a more determined burglar, let alone the alleged nazi militia they've been crying about - and nothing about either a new well or fixing the PV system or doing something about their septic tank.
 
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Putin Bot said:
I know this is :optimistic:, but I would wish the tranch would do something like a petting zoo, or using the alpacas as therapy animals. From what I've read, they're great for both of these, as they're generally docile and like to be petted (as long as it's not on the head or neck), and they've been used in nursing homes and hospitals.
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It could actually help both the community they live in (even though they have the same relationship with the town as an angry basement dwelling troon virgin does with their suburban parents) as well as trans people (mostly trans women because lol they don't care about transmen they care about men), but they're too paranoid. Its a damn shame such an ambitious project could help people, but its headed by tards.
 
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His mom abandoned him because you're supposed to keep a ewe and her lambs in a pen together to help her develop an olfactory bond to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_sheep_reproduction#Lambing

Also it's a male? Of course these dumb fucks are getting attached to what should actually be dinner in a few months.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
You know how birds will abandon their chicks if people have touched them? I bet every other animal will instinctively shun their own young if a troon touches one. They can tell that the grooming has already begun.
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Believe it or not, that's a myth when it comes to birds... and most animals. Except sheep - which they should fucking know because THEY HAVE SHEEP.
 
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It could actually help both the community they live in (even though they have the same relationship with the town as an angry basement dwelling troon virgin does with their suburban parents) as well as trans people (mostly trans women because lol they don't care about transmen they care about men), but they're too paranoid. Its a damn shame such an ambitious project could help people, but its headed by tards.
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For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)
 
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