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At the end, Phil realizes there is no way to view total pistol kills.
Immediately turns to chat.
"Ripley, dude, I had 48 kills. There's no way that wasn't 25 pistol kills. I was only using the pistol."
That's a lie, he had several kill streaks that got kills. But he's probably right it was 25. Pay up Ripley.

"Ripley Atomic is a man of his word and tipped $85."
Not a hint of graciousness because Ripley promised it, so it was expected.
"It was a slow stream, now it's not."
It's not because you just got your crack fix. What just happened felt obscene. He literally will not engage with the game until there is money on the table.
 
At the end, Phil realizes there is no way to view total pistol kills.
Immediately turns to chat.
"Ripley, dude, I had 48 kills. There's no way that wasn't 25 pistol kills. I was only using the pistol."
That's a lie, he had several kill streaks that got kills. But he's probably right it was 25. Pay up Ripley.
He fuckin did pay up. What a fuckin pathetic loser.
 
You honestly would have to go back to when he first started to find these people. Back when it was just him and a few others doing gameplay videos, him sucking at games was part of his charm, his ego still wasn't super massive (it was big, but not to what it became), and before everyone realized what a toxic asshole this dude was. Otherwise, they're an extinct species

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Machinima probably had a big part to play as well, for however long he was partnered with them. I don't think it was that long. Machinima used to be "the" gaming channel. It was mostly FPS gameplay videos from what I remember so Phil's content probably did well with a certain niche audience at the time. Point is, people moved on, Phil is incapable. Still probably dreaming about the stupid wolverine statue.
 
Idk if any of you have ever watched the cod pro league, but after watching that level of competition I can't sit through more than a few minutes of PR's cod game play. It is unbelievable that someone just chucked $85 on this. It is terrible content

You don't even have to get that extreme. Watch any CoD vids from some of the main CoD youtubers 11 years ago and it'll make you not want to watch him. It's one thing to get enjoyment out of a good player with a big mouth getting dunked on, it's another to get enjoyment out of a terrible player who's a terrible person with a big mouth getting dunked on. We root against the good players because it's nice to watch someone eat humble pie every once in a while, Dave on the other hand gets humble pie shoved in his face daily but still insists he didn't deserve it, he did everything correct.
 
If they had what would they lose from leaving? If DSP releases the dox he gets all the negative attention and the wheelchair gets called a stupid wheelchair.
I think you're intentionally oversimplifying this scenario, but I'll go ahead & bite.

Even DSP is aware enough to at least attempt to do something fucked up to his defectors in such a way that it wouldn't necessarily blow back on him. And if it did, he'd just deny it.

And given most of the horrorscapes that have been uncovered about 96% of his dickriders who have been doxed, I'd rather not think about whatever these people might have to hide.

And then there's the obvious factor of how most people would probably prefer not to have their personal identifiers scattered to the wind. Even the kind of people who would do things like tithe $ and live ammunition to a rancid internet wino... ???

I can stop there, right?
 
It's going to be awkward in a few months during the summer lull when Phil is hungry for money and mods OiC under some obvious alias in order to get a stack of subs again.
I'm sure Madara will insist that he doesn't believe that new stranger is OiC.

Jesus this match though. He's gone full clown mode. The money lust is wild.
I can't wait for the match to end for him to immediately say, "Ripley, you promised dude. Don't back out now, you promised."
Nah, he’ll never mod OiC because chances are he knows about OiC’s gay ops plan. He’s not gonna want another Anonymouse situation.
 
He's done it ladies and gents! Ripley Atomic has owned us with the $85! Time to shut the site down and cry ourselves to sleep.
Only way to own us is to give Phil all your money. You need to live off of frozen bread for a month to show Phil just what a good paypiggy you are Ripley Atomic now pay up cuz this $85 right here sucks.
 
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I read something I hadn't known before but might be common knowledge here: did Phil really fake a friendship with a black guy to defend himself from people calling him racist? AND apparently the same guy fucking died and he tried to capitalize on that too then scrubbed everything once he got called out for being a liar? And here I thought I knew everything.

How delusional can this guy get? For fucks sake
 
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I read something I hadn't known before but might be common knowledge here: did Phil really fake a friendship with a black guy to defend himself from people calling him racist? AND apparently the same guy fucking died and he tried to capitalize on that too then scrubbed everything once he got called out for being a liar? And here I thought I knew everything.

How delusional can this guy get? For fucks sake
T Carter. He was Phil's black Street Fighter mentor. Taught him everything he knows. He was the best in the world. Then he looked at some gangbanger's dick while they were pissing in the street and got shot.

Phil was so upset that he only monetized his death several times.
 
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