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- Jan 18, 2018
At the end, Phil realizes there is no way to view total pistol kills.
Immediately turns to chat.
"Ripley, dude, I had 48 kills. There's no way that wasn't 25 pistol kills. I was only using the pistol."
That's a lie, he had several kill streaks that got kills. But he's probably right it was 25. Pay up Ripley.
"Ripley Atomic is a man of his word and tipped $85."
Not a hint of graciousness because Ripley promised it, so it was expected.
"It was a slow stream, now it's not."
It's not because you just got your crack fix. What just happened felt obscene. He literally will not engage with the game until there is money on the table.
Immediately turns to chat.
"Ripley, dude, I had 48 kills. There's no way that wasn't 25 pistol kills. I was only using the pistol."
That's a lie, he had several kill streaks that got kills. But he's probably right it was 25. Pay up Ripley.
"Ripley Atomic is a man of his word and tipped $85."
Not a hint of graciousness because Ripley promised it, so it was expected.
"It was a slow stream, now it's not."
It's not because you just got your crack fix. What just happened felt obscene. He literally will not engage with the game until there is money on the table.