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Phil's chat is spamming this fist - no mods


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Gezkill said:
You fuckers are lucky that you didn't see me violently vomit all over my house.
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Actually this gif made me wonder why Phil didn't try to capitalize on transitioning into a proud translesbian yet, seems like such a natural development for him and really wouldn't require much more than growing his hair longer or even a wig for streams only, is that a pride issue?
 
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Surly Muppet said:
On that note, I was watching MrHuth going over some old vlogs and Phil was talking about his schedule changes. Leanna started working at 6am at one point, and this required her going to bed earlier.
Phil said that he was going to bed at 2am (of course) and would regularly wake her up because of his snoring, prompting the snore strap.
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That's another one for the list.
>High blood pressure
>Erectile dysfunction
>Regular indigestion, acid reflux
>Gynecomastia
>Gout
>Sleep apnea
 
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Genshin Impact is on the chopping block due to a lack of "support".

During today's pre-stream he was complaing about low contributions the last time he played it and simultaneously blaming the viewers for supposedly wanting him to play the game:



And he just tweeted this:

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(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1375949211821174788 / https://archive.md/vzfSS)

DSP being a literal Internet Nobody is both a blessing and a curse to him; if anyone had taken him seriously instead of looking at him like the hermit-that-masturbated-live-on-stream that he is, he would've been canceled ages ago. I mean, just look at a day like today: the huge pile of greedy, toxic and manipulative bullshit this man is able to dump onto internet is absolutely mindblowing.
 
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$122 of the $139 from 2 people, which leaves a WHOPPING $17 from the rest of his supportive, interactive, pertinent audience..

This is after $210 from 2 people last night, and $19 from everyone else. I know he doesn't care as long as he gets his money (cause he's a mobile game crackhead), but how much longer are you gonna do this Phil? These cucks aren't credit cards, and they will turn their back on your begs for money at some point..
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
The Kat´s work schedule saga continues
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Dave bitching about retail jobs on usa.

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Cross posting from kitty khet thread

Generic_Detractor2021 said:
I think the consensus is that she got a new job, which in all honesty, good for her. I think she's a dumb bitch, but the less she relies on DSP, the better off she'll be. It got me thinking about his statements from a few weeks ago (I tried to find it, but I just gave up after a while) when he said there were no jobs out there, and that she could only work retail because of the economy etc etc.

I went to zip recruiter and typed in Renton, WA. I put the first two things in that came to mind when considering khets history, which were customer service, and entry (i didnt even add level), and lets see what popped up???

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Well gee, phil... Even if we say a lot of those aren't feasible, or maybe some arent close enough, I'm sure a bunch of those could net her full time employment at say 16-18 bucks an hour. And if I'm not mistaken, WA state has a higher average starting salary (even for unskilled workers). "The bottom line is", if the dumb bitch doesn't have a full time job right now, making at least decent money (for an unskilled worker, because thats what she is), its 100% her lazy ass fault, OR dsp is straight up lying right now. Either option is just as likely in my opinion..
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Madara is actually a wheelchair on benefits mate. When I was looking into who he is I started feeling sorry for him. The top of his skull is indented, around the size of a big spoon and he has regular nose bleeds. I would guess his indent has something to do with it, but I'm not sure.
In the past he would ask Phil what to do about it, and if it's caused by wearing a bloody headset. Phil is literally using some developmentally challenged bloke on benefits to waste the awful life he has to mod for him.
Phil is a cult leader. Our local anime boy needs to finish his series.

Just wanted to drop some lore.
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The nosebleeds could be caused by his headphones if he’s wearing them on his face.
 
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If Kat wants a career or something I'm sure she can go to a community college or something and go do it. Phil already pays all the bills so who cares.

I've got a high school education and have a "career" too in web development. What Phil means when he complains about these jobs is Kat can't walk into something and go do it... Yeah no shit retard, no one can.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
If Kat wants a career or something I'm sure she can go to a community college or something and go do it. Phil already pays all the bills so who cares.

I've got a high school education and have a "career" too in web development. What Phil means when he complains about these jobs is Kat can't walk into something and go do it... Yeah no shit retard, no one can.
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Kat has a degree apparently. Putting her in a more qualified bracket than Leanna.
 
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Guess that's why they hired your wife, Dave.

Anyways as a yOuNg PrOfFeSsIoNaL who's had a fair few jobs in the past five or so years due to things like moving/covid, I'll just say Phil's an absolute retard because there's a shit ton of 'real' jobs and I live in flyover hell not even a real city like he does.

Phil thinks there's no real jobs because the only 'workers' he meets are at Taco Bell or Fred Meyer.

Dude doesn't interact with anyone else so they don't exist in his brain. "Well I only have one tax guy so there's only one tax guy ever" like its some kind of dark ages village where Fred Smith is the only blacksmith for five hundred miles.

Your wife has an associates, Phil. The fact she works a fucked up retail job is because she's retarded and lazy.
 
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