Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Fliddaroonie]

Of course this moron wants an invasive and totally unnecessary medical procedure done (no doubt paid for by the gubmint) because she has cramps. CRAMPS. Something most women deal with monthly if not more often. It's not like she has endometriosis or some horrible condition that makes life and menstruation utterly unbearable....she's just experiencing mild discomfort, and no doubt has bonus PCOS because she's so fucking fat, which exacerbates all of her symptoms.

Any doctor worth their salt would tell Jude that less pain = less weight. It's not rocket science yet she keeps self-diagnosing.

Jesus Christ, she really can't deal with ANY kind of mild discomfort. I've seen plenty of old women with crooked backs pushing heavy carts around for hours without complaint. I'm sure they have pain too, and probably 10x worse than Jude's, but they suck it up and don't call an Uber after two blocks because muh fibro.

It's not fibro, Jude. It's FAT.

"Increased mechanical stresses on the body in obesity are believed to result in an increased risk of musculoskeletal and joint pain. A number of studies have shown a positive correlation between increased BMI and increased musculoskeletal pain, particularly of low back pain and lower limb pain." - British Journal of Pain

Even if she did have muh endoes, honestly? Best thing for endometriosis is lose some fucking weight. The extra hormones pumped out by excess fat are terrible for endocrine disorders in women.


Jude would never be approved for a hysterectomy at her weight. First because operating on a death fat is hard, secondly because she would be at increased risk of vaginal prolapse, even without being fat as she is.

 

[Tumbo]

Has anyone crunched numbers and managed to figure out roughly how much she makes per month/year? she's in section 8 so she's obviously not rolling in it but a sum total would still be interesting IMO.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Has anyone crunched numbers and managed to figure out roughly how much she makes per month/year? she's in section 8 so she's obviously not rolling in it but a sum total would still be interesting IMO.

Her income and grift should not be over $39,800. If they are she could be kicked out of her apartment.

https://www1.nyc.gov/site/nycha/section-8/applicants.page#:~:text=Below%20are%20the%20current%20income%20limits%20for%20Section,%20%20%2456%2C850%20%204%20more%20rows%20

I would imagine Jude has to keep very quiet about it because if they find out, she would be given the boot pretty sharpish.

 

[itunes]

Her dad moved into his own apartment. She mentioned it in her strim. He is at her place nowadays (probably during the day only) as he is her free painter / handyman during her "renovation". She said all this on recent strims.

You mermaid fans enjoy a Judy twitter dump where she does all the usual: consooming (for corsets this time!), grifting, talk about being fat and lazy to walk, wanting a hysterectomy due to cramps. Judy does all her " thinking" via twitter!

Edit to add 2 more screenshots (for a total of 6) for you to worship the pig queen.

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I don't understand that first tweet. I thought Jude described herself as an empath? Now why would a supposed empath need someone to spell out their emotions? Maybe Jude should trust her instincts on this one; I imagine people often are mad at her.

 

[Win98SE]

Has anyone crunched numbers and managed to figure out roughly how much she makes per month/year? she's in section 8 so she's obviously not rolling in it but a sum total would still be interesting IMO.

Hardest part about crunching the numbers would be watching her stream to count donations and subs. Literally unwatchable. TwitchTracker says she has 580 subs, but I don't know where it's getting that number. If 580 is accurate then that's fucking insane, because she hasn't even averaged 100+ viewers in her last two streams and rarely gets higher than 140 anyway. Essentially it means that there's more subscribers than actual viewers. I'm unsure how Twitch handles that. It might just give extra months to people who are already subbed or something.

 

[thejackal]

Hardest part about crunching the numbers would be watching her stream to count donations and subs. Literally unwatchable. TwitchTracker says she has 580 subs, but I don't know where it's getting that number. If 580 is accurate then that's fucking insane, because she hasn't even averaged 100+ viewers in her last two streams and rarely gets higher than 140 anyway. Essentially it means that there's more subscribers than actual viewers. I'm unsure how Twitch handles that. It might just give extra months to people who are already subbed or something.

She gets $2.50 per month, per sub. So roughly $1500 a month. The vast majority of her subs are gifted. I might go into her stream 2- 3 times a month for a half hour or so and it's usual for me to get gifted a sub if I'm in there long enough. She has some dedicated pay pigs that will drop 10x sub gifts at a time. That's also why they tend to all fall off at the same time, as hardly any of them are organic. So whenever the gifted ones lapse the paypig re-ups them.

 

[PurpleEater]

Her income and grift should not be over $39,800. If they are she could be kicked out of her apartment.

https://www1.nyc.gov/site/nycha/section-8/applicants.page#:~:text=Below%20are%20the%20current%20income%20limits%20for%20Section,%20%20%2456%2C850%20%204%20more%20rows%20

I would imagine Jude has to keep very quiet about it because if they find out, she would be given the boot pretty sharpish.

You know, for a young NEET with no viable job skills, slightly under $40k is not a bad salary, assuming that's what she makes. A lot of people earn less when they first move to a big city and start entry-level, and manage to make it work with a combination side hustles and smart budgeting.

Jude, of course, will blow any and all money she earns pretty much immediately, even with essentially free housing. She's dumb enough to waste it on Pacman lights, Tarot decks, Seamless and Uber rides even though she doesn't go anywhere or do anything.

No doubt she is NOT saving for retirement, either, because she thinks by then she'll be a famous rich Twitch streamer with some hunky man to pay all her bills and wait on her hand and foot. Then again, at this rate, Jude won't make it to retirement. The 'beetus will kill her first.

Jude wants to "shake some ass" (doubtful, as she'd be winded in 10 seconds):

More e-begging:

Love the cutesy image to go with "GIVE ME MONEY FOR NOTHING TEEHEE" along with the "OOPS FORGOT TO LINK IT UWU" God her paypigs are gullible.

Jude complaining again about unwanted emails:

On another note, apparently Lil Nas X was revealed to be a ruthless online troll as a teen and his old account was exposed. Jude, of course, is defending him because Black and Gay, which I guess trumps everything else.

God her vision board is sad:

More wasteful spending and bragging about said spending:

Bitching about muh COVID re-opening even though she doesn't work or ever leave her house:

 

[Tumbo]

You know, for a young NEET with no viable job skills, slightly under $40k is not a bad salary, assuming that's what she makes. A lot of people earn less when they first move to a big city and start entry-level, and manage to make it work with a combination side hustles and smart budgeting.

Jude, of course, will blow any and all money she earns pretty much immediately, even with essentially free housing. She's dumb enough to waste it on Pacman lights, Tarot decks, Seamless and Uber rides even though she doesn't go anywhere or do anything.

No doubt she is NOT saving for retirement, either, because she thinks by then she'll be a famous rich Twitch streamer with some hunky man to pay all her bills and wait on her hand and foot. Then again, at this rate, Jude won't make it to retirement. The 'beetus will kill her first.

Jude wants to "shake some ass" (doubtful, as she'd be winded in 10 seconds):

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More e-begging:

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Love the cutesy image to go with "GIVE ME MONEY FOR NOTHING TEEHEE" along with the "OOPS FORGOT TO LINK IT UWU" God her paypigs are gullible.

Jude complaining again about unwanted emails:

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On another note, apparently Lil Nas X was revealed to be a ruthless online troll as a teen and his old account was exposed. Jude, of course, is defending him because Black and Gay, which I guess trumps everything else.

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God her vision board is sad:

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More wasteful spending and bragging about said spending:

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Bitching about muh COVID re-opening even though she doesn't work or ever leave her house:

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She has no right to bitch about re opening especially when the people most affected by these shutdowns were those in the service industry.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

IMHO if Jude had undiagnosed (and unmedicated) ADHD they wouldn't be able to stream for up to 8 hours a day (if that). Plus they mostly dip out for health reasons, rather than because they can't focus. If they had unmedicated ADHD, they'd be canceling a lot more streams.

 

[HamFan]

I'm more convinced than ever she reads the Farms now

Random thought, but if Judy and Theo really do lurk here, do you think she also spends time laughing and Chantal and Jen and whoever else is fatter than her (for now)? You know she's a mean girl at heart.

Get a job.

And a bra.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Nas is an unapologetic gay man, not a kweerio. You dont get to sit with him Judy.

 

[JuniperFalls]

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Nas is an unapologetic gay man, not a kweerio. You dont get to sit with him Judy.

Nas also has talent and produces actual artistic content instead of simply tweeting the question" What sort of content do y'all think I should make? Don't forget to tip me!" over and over again.

 

[CobraPlissken]

You know, for a young NEET with no viable job skills, slightly under $40k is not a bad salary, assuming that's what she makes. A lot of people earn less when they first move to a big city and start entry-level, and manage to make it work with a combination side hustles and smart budgeting.

Jude, of course, will blow any and all money she earns pretty much immediately, even with essentially free housing. She's dumb enough to waste it on Pacman lights, Tarot decks, Seamless and Uber rides even though she doesn't go anywhere or do anything.

No doubt she is NOT saving for retirement, either, because she thinks by then she'll be a famous rich Twitch streamer with some hunky man to pay all her bills and wait on her hand and foot. Then again, at this rate, Jude won't make it to retirement. The 'beetus will kill her first.

More wasteful spending and bragging about said spending:

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Jesus, 40k USD annually would make an actual Latin American a millionaire in just a few years. Why can't I be a narcissistic, shameless grifter so Americans with more money than sense throw their dollars at me?

Speaking of wasting money, there are so many lovely tarot decks out there and that's what Jude buys, the most basic-bitch one?

Spoiler: tarot deck samples

There are better options than what she chose even in her favorite color pallette, in gender-neutral version (the Weaver one) or with a Mermaid theme (including fat mer....POC?):

 

[Not me]

More wasteful spending and bragging about said spending:

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The Sailor Moon Tarot deck is $95. Completely unnecassary.

Spoiler

She is terrible at Tarot. The way she frequently buys decks makes me think she can in now way forge a good relationship with any of those decks or do energy work with them which is the most important when doing Tarot. Yes, there are very expensive decks out there. Do you need them? Absolutely no. The base Rider-Waite deck is all you need. It's about the messages not the pretty pictures. /powerlevel off

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The Sailor Moon Tarot deck is $95. Completely unnecassary.

Spoiler

She is terrible at Tarot. The way she frequently buys decks makes me think she can in now way forge a good relationship with any of those decks or do energy work with them which is the most important when doing Tarot. Yes, there are very expensive decks out there. Do you need them? Absolutely no. The base Rider-Waite deck is all you need. It's about the messages not the pretty pictures. /powerlevel off

Nobody really "needs" any kind of tarot cards, because tarot isn't real.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Big 'n bossy humpback whale.
She has 575 subs and earns $2.50 per month from each.

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/968238137

9 minute mark

 

[lamp shade]

oh my

 

[AbraCadaver]

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I don't understand that first tweet. I thought Jude described herself as an empath? Now why would a supposed empath need someone to spell out their emotions? Maybe Jude should trust her instincts on this one; I imagine people often are mad at her.

I am LOL that she says something that helps her not-fake-ptsd-diagnosis-we-give-to-borderlines is to let people speak for themselves about how they’re feeling, instead of talking the fuck over them and just assuming how they feel.

What a fucking incredible empath. She just discovered that other people have thoughts and feelings we don’t know about. Almost like there’s some sort of THEORY about that, some kind of mind theory, that is difficult for people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder to comprehend.

But no, I’m sure it’s her Pretendtsd and not-even-diagnosed ADHD that’s making it tough to understand.

 

[TurdFondler]

Nobody really "needs" any kind of tarot cards, because tarot isn't real.

Tarot is fun. Suspending disbelief for a little bit and letting the reader take you through some mystical mumbo jumbo is neat. Every good tarot reader I've known was also a writer of fiction, it's a neat way to brush up on impromptu storytelling and weaving yarns. A good tarot reader wouldn't even need the deck, but it's an important part of the suspension of disbelief.

Having more than one deck unless you're a fulltime pro is absolutely pointless. It's like buying wands without learning sleight of hand and expecting rabbits to pop out of hats all on their own.

 

[flight of ideas]

IMHO if Jude had undiagnosed (and unmedicated) ADHD they wouldn't be able to stream for up to 8 hours a day (if that). Plus they mostly dip out for health reasons, rather than because they can't focus. If they had unmedicated ADHD, they'd be canceling a lot more streams.

Jude doesn’t have ADHD. Like many, many, MANY of her cohort, she has trouble with executive functioning tasks because no one (read: her immediate family caregivers) bothered to teach her. Sorry you were raised by the internet Judy, but it’s up to you now. Try harder.