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I didn't fall for any pignosis. I just care for the truth. I personally find it annoying when people get mad at Phil over shit that never happened.
I agree, it is possible PW sent the license to Phil unprompted. He is an idiot. But, to me, the main issue is still everything that happened after Phil was sent the license.

At the very least, Phil's theory makes no sense. PW didn't ask Phil to post his license in the Discord - even Phil's story didn't claim that, so there was no reason to assume he could entrap Phil by doing so.
Phil posted it for no reason other than to mock him among the mods. Phil's story glosses over this, saying he was so confused as to why PW sent it that he posted it. Not even remotely necessary to make his point, and it was done of his own volition.

His only reasonable approach would have been to say that the Discord wasn't supposed to be public, but even then he shouldn't have posted it. Or, as a weaker option, ignored it, since it largely seems to have blown over.

Instead, he blamed PW off the hop for his own actions, and is now concocting conspiracy theories to poorly try to avoid any responsibility while also throwing Anony under the bus for good measure.

He has mentally handicapped viewers, even if PW wasn't one (officially). They're going to do stupid shit. He might not be responsible for the actions of people like Derich, but he should act responsible and at least in line with Twitch's ToS when he personally interacts with them. Even if he wasn't seriously malicious here, he was irresponsible. And contrary to what he claims, he has access to a lot of personal info that this demonstrates he cannot be trusted with. He paints us as monsters for posting publicly available information, but we aren't asking for money, and we never agreed to follow any kind of ethical code of conduct to use a platform.

Consider this in light of the Grumps he recently shit on for grooming. If a young fan (let's call her... Tianna) sends him a racy photo, and Phil posts it to his Discord to ask his mods why she sent it to him, and then blamed her for why he shared it, there'd be no debate as to who was in the wrong, even if she made the first stupid move. There really isn't here, either. Phil broke basic ethical standards for someone in his role, and it's doubly bad because he preaches that he is morally superior to those standards to begin with.

Just because we know Phil is a greasy, untrustworthy, petty scammer... he doesn't get a pass because he acts like that consistently. It also doesn't mean the paypigs don't deserve mockery, too, though.
 
Imagine if his 25 years of Phil stream in the future has a reveal that he's actually competent and coherent and has been running the most insane scam in history.


My guess for this birthday however is the return of shitty stuffed animals he will attempt to sell naming rights to. Patches feels so long ago.
It would be a bigger reveal than public access legend CB Walker aka Flaccid Ego a telephone psychic who never gave a reading to anyone, every call would set him off and he would just make an excuse (Honey this ain't no bodega you don't call my show telling me what you want you have to ask) and in the end it was an act the guy was playing a character.
 
Do you have a link? I remember him always saying it "fell apart", because obviously leaving something in your garage for three years is akin to burying it underground for a decade.

Did he actually admit to destroying it because he's an inept, shitty driver? (Or, more likely, Kat was driving benzoed out and ran it over without noticing)
I did a bunch of scrounging on pigpiggo and didn't find a specific mention of how it got damaged, but it's fun just to go back in time. Sometime during 2019 his attitude switched from "I'd like to do the green screen but it's a lot of work" to "I dunno, would it really help all that much? and there no space, and it would ruin the sound foam..." etc. He said the legs were bent in early 2020 and there's really only one way that can happen.

From February 7 of this year: it's "broken and doesn't work any more. All the legs have been crushed and fallen apart, rusted, in the garage." It has sadly corroded into dust and no longer exists.
 
Do you have a link? I remember him always saying it "fell apart", because obviously leaving something in your garage for three years is akin to burying it underground for a decade.

Did he actually admit to destroying it because he's an inept, shitty driver? (Or, more likely, Kat was driving benzoed out and ran it over without noticing)

I did a bunch of scrounging on pigpiggo and didn't find a specific mention of how it got damaged, but it's fun just to go back in time. Sometime during 2019 his attitude switched from "I'd like to do the green screen but it's a lot of work" to "I dunno, would it really help all that much? and there no space, and it would ruin the sound foam..." etc. He said the legs were bent in early 2020 and there's really only one way that can happen.

From February 7 of this year: it's "broken and doesn't work any more. All the legs have been crushed and fallen apart, rusted, in the garage." It has sadly corroded into dust and no longer exists.
Here's one from June 2020
 
I think my favorite part about that rant last night is how a guy he doxed reporting him for doxing makes it clear to DSP that he had an agenda. It's one thing to tell the whole world you got doxed by him but actually reporting it is going too far!

DSP taking a nugget of truth and spinning it into what he wants it to be. Part of PWDubz license was blocked off so now the whole thing is blocked off. Funny how he accuses the trolls of that constantly when really he's the one spinning things and changing context to manipulate his audience.
 
Do you have a link? I remember him always saying it "fell apart", because obviously leaving something in your garage for three years is akin to burying it underground for a decade.

Did he actually admit to destroying it because he's an inept, shitty driver? (Or, more likely, Kat was driving benzoed out and ran it over without noticing)

He has stated that but it's not something you can even slightly damage by running over. He doesn't have a screen, he has a sheet of green cloth like everyone else. We can see it in the garage video next to the bins. Worst case scenario it may have tyre marks on. Have the maid wash it, spray it green again or buy a $20 replacement.

If the frame is broken it could be strapped together. If too broken, fuck the frame and tape the cloth to a wall. If that requires too much home maintenance skill, have Khet stand behind holding it up for 6 hours. Like a job.

It's another excuse. People have asked him to do something but it wasn't his idea so he's not doing it. This is his stream, not theirs. Never aged past the mindset of a spoilt 3 year old.
 
One thing that cracks me up about Phil's birthday week is that in the Penny-Arcade comics it's been a running gag that Gabe's birthday is celebrated worldwide for weeks at a time or even the whole month.
Now this is what is known as using hyperbole for comedic effect.
With DSP, is it his loneliness that causes this? That without his viewers giving him cash gifts he doesn't get the same dopamine hit he did when he was a kid getting various toys? Is it just his entitlement? He deserves this because he was a very good boy this year? I do think it's over compensating for it probably hitting him every fucking year that he just has nothing in his life except his wife and cat. The only family he has that would care are on the other side of the country, and maybe just maybe, a fleeting realization that he did this to himself. :optimistic:
I don't know, but goddamn does it make me feel old that one of these strips came out 2003 and I fucking remember reading it.
 

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One thing that cracks me up about Phil's birthday week is that in the Penny-Arcade comics it's been a running gag that Gabe's birthday is celebrated worldwide for weeks at a time or even the whole month.
Now this is what is known as using hyperbole for comedic effect.
With DSP, is it his loneliness that causes this? That without his viewers giving him cash gifts he doesn't get the same dopamine hit he did when he was a kid getting various toys? Is it just his entitlement? He deserves this because he was a very good boy this year? I do think it's over compensating for it probably hitting him every fucking year that he just has nothing in his life except his wife and cat. The only family he has that would care are on the other side of the country, and maybe just maybe, a fleeting realization that he did this to himself. :optimistic:
I don't know, but goddamn does it make me feel old that one of these strips came out 2003 and I fucking remember reading it.
Hey Phil, go put together a birthday party. Call up your friends and family! Oh wait, you have none, and you never will again! How about that, buddy! Guess you'll just have to scream "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY LET'S PARTY ACK ACK ACK" to yourself and your braindead cult followers, and blow it out of proportion throughout the course of an entire week to drown out the depressing reality that nobody wants to spend even a single goddamn minute celebrating your shitty little birthday.

The only person that truly celebrates Phil's birthday, is Phil. Nobody else gives a fuck. He knows it, and he hides from it by self-celebrating in overdrive. Not to mention it's another grift opportunity, and we know just how much Phil loves getting another opportunity to scam his paycucks that he didn't have to entirely fabricate on his own.
 
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Is he running late today? I usually hear the neighborhood dogs howling over his salty rants by now.
 
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he posted this list a while ago on twitter, nearly every comment was mentioning pokemon snap

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He's still considering Strive despite apparently hating Guilty Gear and having negative experiences with every Arc System Works fighting game? This faggot over here called Blazblue "super twink fighter" and considers Street Fighter "more realistic".
 
He's still considering Strive despite apparently hating Guilty Gear and having negative experiences with every Arc System Works fighting game? This faggot over here called Blazblue "super twink fighter" and considers Street Fighter "more realistic".
Games with pretty boy characters confuse him sexually are for fa- I shouldn't say that.... They're for sissies okay. Real men log hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars in male stripper candy crush.
 
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