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When will Jack drop dead?

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No way the salad night was anything other than the product of his disturbed mind.
I though that might be a possibility. But I think I remember him saying that they were family recipes. He definitely called his mom for help with the tomatoes in water recipe. The beans and mayo seems something he'd come up with though.
 

Smashed Brussels sprouts? What the fuck?

Grimace looking fat fuck here with his super insightful taste review of this dish:

"Balsamic pops in"
"Onions good"
"Cheese good"
"Bacon's good"
"WHAT A GREAT COMBO HERE"

End of the video with that sudden blast of woeful-sounding music makes it look like a tragic montage.
 

Smashed Brussels sprouts? What the fuck?
I think that is a keto version of Batatas ao Murro (Punched Potatoes), which is a Portuguese side dish often served with cod during Easter Sunday lunch. It's basically the same deal, but with a potato that you smash with your hand.

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Not too long ago on this thread, we were all justifiably shitting on Fatty's "GiveMe" branding. I think he has finally caught wind of our mockery.

Seems like he combined all of the GiveMe services under a single branding. That's a hideous ad coming from someone having knowledge in social media management.

Even a 13 year old can make something heaps better than that on a pirated copy of Photoshop.

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Seems like he combined all of the GiveMe services under a single branding. That's a hideous ad coming from someone having knowledge in social media management.

Even a 13 year old can make something heaps better than that on a pirated copy of Photoshop.

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This is the work product you’d expect from a 10 year old in 1998. Like, you get laid off, your kid feels bad about it, and you give them busy work so that they can “help.” Only in this case it’s the earnest work of a 50+ year old man in 2021.
again, no mention of profile by sanford. seems like it's been a few videos now at least where he hasn't mentioned them
The last time they were mentioned was a week ago, but “as part of the show” and not a sponsor. But that one was unusual since prior to that, the last mention was on March 9. And that also wasn’t a sponsor mention. The last time they were mentioned as a sponor was on March 5 when Jack did the 3,000 calorie per portion bell pepper monstrosity. I know you reached out to them after that video was released, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that all mention of them pretty much stopped after that. It’s pretty clear someone told him to knock it off.
 
Not too long ago on this thread, we were all justifiably shitting on Fatty's "GiveMe" branding. I think he has finally caught wind of our mockery.

Seems like he combined all of the GiveMe services under a single branding. That's a hideous ad coming from someone having knowledge in social media management.

Even a 13 year old can make something heaps better than that on a pirated copy of Photoshop.

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Y'know, maybe I'm crazy here, but I feel like nobody could possibly look at an ad for a company offering both bookkeeping and video production and think they have any actual skill at either. Companies with any competence in any of these fields wouldn't have to do 4 other things to make ends meet.
 
Y'know, maybe I'm crazy here, but I feel like nobody could possibly look at an ad for a company offering both bookkeeping and video production and think they have any actual skill at either.
I was thinking the same thing. Jack’s typical “more is better!” attitude produced this. There is something very, very wrong with an ad that offers a highly technical, tightly regulated skill like accounting in the same breath with something as ephemeral and meaningless as YouTube consulting. If the garish colors and ‘90s clip art in the ad didn’t raise red flags then the schizophrenic product mix certainly did.

If this was a side hustle and they’re just going after business from people they know, then whatever. But this is there main gig and their primary source of income. This type of ad only attracts people that probably can’t afford to pay you. Virtually no legitimate business that’s never heard of you would look at this and consider contacting you for even a fleeting moment.

Edit: To support my hypothesis, I looked at the appointment booking page on their Facebook page. Every single time slot for the next month is available. I checked the page about a month ago and got the same result. No one is finding these people organically, and Jack’s terrible advertising won’t change that.
 
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Original recipe: https://www.thelittlepine.com/smashed-brussel-sprouts/

So many screwups on this one. He sounds angry when he defends how he used onions instead of leeks, like he knows he's going to get criticized for it. And I will: leeks have a more mild taste and a softer texture. It's not an unreasonable substitution, but he used way too much onion and he (well, Tammy) didn't slice them nearly thin enough. Again he steams the veggies in the original bag because he's too lazy to do it the right way. I really doubt that plastic is meant for that purpose. And it didn't even seem to work as he has lots of trouble smashing them, and they end up just being kind of squished instead of what you see in the photos on the original recipe. The cheese is totally unevenly applied as usual and the final product looks nothing like the photos in the original, nor does it look "amazing" as Jack insists.

How much balsamic do you want holy shit. Maybe add a bit to coat the veggies, not half the bottle.
The original recipe called for a roughly 2:1 ratio of olive oil to vinegar (1/2 cup of oil, 3 tbsp of vinegar). So of course he Jacks it up and not only uses too much oil but also throws the ratio out of whack. Good thing he used cheapo IGP vinegar instead of the real stuff because that shit is expensive.
 
So...today I found out that Jack stole from Babish as far back as 2009. Babish's new video today brought back an old video of him cutting a pineapple. One video that Jack takes immense pride in is his miracle blade review specifically because he claims to be one of the first youtubers to cut a pineapple on a string.

Apparently Babish did something similar some two years prior to Jack. It was one of Babish's first videos he uploaded back in 2006.
Which is funny, because the whole thing was that they did it in the infomercial, so Jack still wouldn't have been first.
 
I was thinking the same thing. Jack’s typical “more is better!” attitude produced this. There is something very, very wrong with an ad that offers a highly technical, tightly regulated skill like accounting in the same breath with something as ephemeral and meaningless as YouTube consulting. If the garish colors and ‘90s clip art in the ad didn’t raise red flags then the schizophrenic product mix certainly did.

If this was a side hustle and they’re just going after business from people they know, then whatever. But this is there main gig and their primary source of income. This type of ad only attracts people that probably can’t afford to pay you. Virtually no legitimate business that’s never heard of you would look at this and consider contacting you for even a fleeting moment.

Edit: To support my hypothesis, I looked at the appointment booking page on their Facebook page. Every single time slot for the next month is available. I checked the page about a month ago and got the same result. No one is finding these people organically, and Jack’s terrible advertising won’t change that.
This is the equivalent of going to a suburban restaurant with a 12 page menu that offers everything from egg rolls to pizza to "gourmet" salads to sushi to BBQ. None of it is going to be done well. At absolute best it's going to be barely passable an won't give you explosive diarrhea. Much like this company.
 
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