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Just to put into perspective how absolutely dumb Phil's theory about wwe Champions is, some idiot detractor would have to have roughly $700 of disposable income TODAY, to plug into wwe Champions.. Just to make phil look bad........

Or gain some imaginary clout. Instead of being laughed at and ridiculed, which is exactly what would happen to this person
 
Phil could handle WWE Champions stuff in two ways:

1) Stop reacting to it at all.
2) Admit it, blame his depression and start streaming a game he actually enjoys playing.

Neither would change the weird personality/power cult he has formed. He is too arrogant and stupid to take either route.

I wonder how many stimmy bucks are going directly into Scopely's coffers.
 
Funny how only now that he got a ridiculous amount of money on stream does he have to bring up that he's already all emptied out because he has to pay Mature Adult™ Bills©. He seemed to have managed just fine during his "slow" month which was January despite rampant begging and saying that little Jasper will starve.
Huh? What's that? Damn I suddenly just got sleepy *sigh*. I shouldn't have thought too hard about this...
 
Phil could handle WWE Champions stuff in two ways:

1) Stop reacting to it at all.
2) Admit it, blame his depression and start streaming a game he actually enjoys playing.

Neither would change the weird personality/power cult he has formed. He is too arrogant and stupid to take either route.

I wonder how many stimmy bucks are going directly into Scopely's coffers.
It would end like it did with video games. Him miserable. The only reason he hates video games these days is cause he cant play how and what he wants to. It's his "job" not a hobby. If he started streaming WWE he would start hating it as much as he does everything else.
 
oh yea, did Phil mention anything about paying quarterly before? I remember @actually talking about how he *should* be paying it. And how much more work does the tax guy need to do? Are these different from his personal tax payments?
 
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He mentioned it today in the daystream as an "upcoming" expense.
I enjoy being a pedant toward idiots so I'd like to point out to Phil who definitely reads here that every expense is upcoming. There is no such thing as a fucking retro-fucking-active fucking expense.

When I win the lottery I'm going to pay someone to force their way into whatever hovel he's living in and kick him in the gonads every day until he dies.
 
Waiting for DSP's night stream where he insists 5 times that because he got $700 doesn't mean that you shouldn't give him another $100

Any sane person would come on stream and say "because we raised so much on the day stream, there's no tip goal tonight. Let's just relax and play Street Fighter together"

Phil will complain that the stream has been slow 10 minutes in.
 
I don't feel like making a twitter sock account, so I'll just talk to phil here. Hey dipshit, since you're making pretty good money so far this year, and you had a literal TON of debt discharged recently, why dont you start paying your parents back!! So that way they can actually live comfortably in retirement, instead of being forced to work into old age, because their constant fuck up of a son cant stop playing a mobile game and fucking up his life.

You already turned your back on them, and left them in the dust. You probably dont show any real interest in them unless you need/want something (weekly phone calls, so fucking what). Do something that benefits someone else for a change. Ungrateful, worthless piece of shit
 
I don't feel like making a twitter sock account, so I'll just talk to phil here. Hey dipshit, since you're making pretty good money so far this year, and you had a literal TON of debt discharged recently, why dont you start paying your parents back!! So that way they can actually live comfortably in retirement, instead of being forced to work into old age, because their constant fuck up of a son cant stop playing a mobile game and fucking up his life.

You already turned your back on them, and left them in the dust. You probably dont show any real interest in them unless you need/want something (weekly phone calls, so fucking what). Do something that benefits someone else for a change. Ungrateful, worthless piece of shit
“Waht are you talking about?! I love my parents! I even cried about them on shtream several times! You’re just a stupid idiot detractor trying to pull me out of a pahsitive moment. Get the fuck out of here and don’t come back! I mean it!”
 
1000 dollars and he will reveal Jaspers evil “twin” brother Gasper.
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"HELLO JEW"
 
The only reason he hates video games these days is cause he cant play how and what he wants to. It's his "job" not a hobby.
This is amazing in itself.

DSP really is a "variety streamer." He can play ANY game that he wants ANY way that he wants. It's not like for example he's a Zelda speed runner or a Madden/Fifa player on a year which both games suck. DSP can literally do ANYTHING that he wants.

DSP has convinced himself that there is a certain way he has to stream that he can't deviate from, even though he's literally his own boss and can work any schedule he wants. It's fascinating watching him create a prison in his own mind.
 
oh yea, did Phil mention anything about paying quarterly before? I remember @actually talking about how he *should* be paying it. And how much more work does the tax guy need to do? Are these different from his personal tax payments?
The last time he really mentioned much about the payments, he said that he had set a payment schedule with his tax guy, but had been underpaying regularly. So the final payment was going to be significant. Phil mentioned today that there was no way to know what he would owe despite the fact that the tax guy is clearly smart enough to have established estimates based on Phil's earnings.

Phil's explanation of paying his tax guy was a pretty big mess earlier - I haven't been able to find it and I only caught bits and pieces earlier. It's fairly unclear when he talks about this guy, which taxes he is talking about at any given time, but it seems to be mostly federal lately.
It sounds like he owed the tax guy for some previous work, then he had to pay him for the current taxes, then he is going to have to pay him for more in the near future.
If this is true, then he has been lying about the tax guy extensively.

In February of last year, Phil held a fundraiser for $1250 to pay him 'up front' for the tax work. This made sense - Phil was in the middle of a bankruptcy, why would the guy work on a promise. Phil then begged for help once the bankruptcy was settled because the tax guy was renegotiating his tax repayment schedule with the IRS. Phil then begged in February for $1000 to pay the tax guy up front again, but kept saying he hadn't done it yet, while also paying for 'emergency expenses.'

So... what did he still owe the guy for if he can't defer his payments? The negotiations in the fall? Phil admitted he had surplus money from hitting the tips goal through until Christmas. Why didn't he pay him then? Why didn't he say anything about owing more when he begged for the $1000? Why is he still allowing himself to accrue debts for necessary services? Why was the $1000 less than the $1250 last year, when there was apparently more money owed, and he was prepaying for the same service? If this is 'paid up front', then what is he paying for the tax guy again coming up? If he needs to be 'paid up front', how does Phil owe him money? Or does Phil need to 'pay up front' because he already owed the guy money when he needed him to start on the current taxes and just expected to be able to owe him more?

Phil needs a clear reason to beg, but it's obvious that he has lied, to the tune of thousands, about the money he owes his tax guy, when payments have been due, and probably the cost of his services every time he has mentioned him. This should be simple - adults and businesses tend to charge a particular amount for services rendered. Unless the tax guy has watched Phil's stream and realizes suckers will pay random amounts if you just keep telling them you need more, Phil hasn't been honest with his audience once about his dealings with this guy.

It's also a good reminder not to get angry about the $750. Phil can't manage money to save his life. All of this will be squandered because he has lost control of his life. He is apparently actively looking for ways to accrue more debts, even without a credit card. The paypigs? Deserve to be scammed at this point. Be elated that some suckers just deprived themselves and their families of hundreds of dollars on nothing. Cheer them on. $700 for Street Fighter? Please paypigs, I can't handle being that owned twice in one day!

EDIT: WillSonofAragorn has turned up with $20, saying that he's been away for a while, but is back, and gives some complimentary message. Interesting that this missing whale has turned up on the night stream the day after there was a massive influx of money from an anonymous source on the day stream... surely those two things aren't connected.

Also, I don't know if anyone mentioned it - the goal tonight is still $100. He can't even act on good faith and just call it a day on the begging and drop the goal tonight.
Phil mentioned at the start of tonight's stream that he wore the platinum and the camo earlier. He said nothing about the amount of money that he made. Usually if he wares two vests, he at least says that they hit a double vets goal earlier. He intentionally avoided mentioning the money he made earlier.

EDIT 2: He is 30 subs away from the goal. We can do it, Phil says, if we can get 30 subs by tomorrow.
OiC, you have work to finish here. Tips were not enough.
 
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