Containment Random Chris Updates

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Pickle Inspector said:
Chris said before in the early days of his tomgirl days he isn't interested in anyone born with a penis and I doubt things have changed and I seriously doubt he'd be interested in a FTM who looked in any way masculine either.
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He did once say he was open to Transmen who hadn't had the operation. Pre-Idea Guys.
 
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Ophelia said:
Pompous Hippie Chris might be Most Boring Chris.
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people keep giving pretor shit for weening chris but frankly i want them to do something anything to him at this point so long as its not clyde cash "shove the medallion up your ass" or idea guys "punch barb and pee on the floor while jerking off" bad. Like film another sermon, have him go on a vikodin style podcast, film a rant at hasbro something that's not twitter and Instagram ramblings please.

As dull as the red vs blue "reaction" streams were at least we occasionally got a tidbit like barb telling her retard son through us "dont make foolish investments." Like you can see the way his smile falters that chris did not want to hear that on camera no less. then of course there was thew snt rreading which was mostly spergatry untill the pizza deliveries arrived...twice
 
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horrorfan89 said:
people keep giving pretor shit for weening chris but frankly i want them to do something anything to him at this point so long as its not clyde cash "shove the medallion up your ass" or idea guys "punch barb and pee on the floor while jerking off" bad. Like film another sermon, have him go on a vikodin style podcast, film a rant at hasbro something that's not twitter and Instagram ramblings please.

As dull as the red vs blue "reaction" streams were at least we occasionally got a tidbit like barb telling her retard son through us "dont make foolish investments." Like you can see the way his smile falters that chris did not want to hear that on camera no less. then of course there was thew snt rreading which was mostly spergatry untill the pizza deliveries arrived...twice
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My friend the early days were magical. Every week you get a new video. Now Chris is boring. If someone gets him to do a video on fucking Ted Bundy it's better than nothing.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
My friend the early days were magical. Every week you get a new video. Now Chris is boring. If someone gets him to do a video on fucking Ted Bundy it's better than nothing.
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You mean a video on Ted Bundy and why he was innocent? (in Chris's mind anyways) or litterrally a video of Chris describing what sex with Ted Bundy would be like?
 
Ok all jokes aside I think I can roughly translate Chris's post from retard to English.

Ok so I was sitting on my ass playing Tetris when I realized "ya know life is like a game of tetris." you win some you lose some and it's full of good and bad people (honestly not that bad an idea it's just it's from Chris and needed the linguists of kiwi farms to translate) and it has its share of screw ups.


But then he immediately derailed himself by saying "I use blessings (aka bullshit chants and quack theories) to fix my Fuck ups and not ya know... Actually working to fix my mistakes or improve myself. Coupled with him saying "oh my Chris Chan " because his god complex ego is beyond inflated at this point and all wrapped up with more sperging about the merge and how "It's totally happening and is gonna save me soon from the hell that ive turned my liofe into."
 
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