The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

"Only 1 or 2 buildings burned, and there was no evidence it was connected to the riots"

Only 1 or 2 George Floyds died on May 26, and there was no evidence it was connected to a police officer kneeling on anyone's neck!

It's only "a few stores" till it's yours

 

[NyQuilninja]

Argument for negative eugenics in one photo:
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I didn't know Floyd was into troons

 

[Gehenna]

Honestly the funniest part of this is the Defense has not called any of their own witnesses yet.

This is the prosecutions witnesses causing this hilarity.

What a trainwreck for the prosecution lol

The Defense gets to call their own witnesses after the Prosecution is done. So it's not funny, it's just how things are done.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Found this on twitter. dont know if its been posted yet but its funny enough for me to take the risk of late rates

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That meme was created here on KF and spread like wildfire on 4chan

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-trial-of-derek-chauvin.87600/post-8659179

 

[Pixy]

Hurry youtube, disable the dislike feature! You're not sweeping it up fast enough!!

Why did Fox News do it, too?

You misunderstand the purpose of Sky News. Murdoch doesn't care about whether it's conservative or not, he cares about whether it helps him further his own interests.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

The Defense gets to call their own witnesses after the Prosecution is done. So it's not funny, it's just how things are done.

I know. It's just the prosecutions witnesses have been absolute ass for them so far.

Which is hilarious.

 

[The First Fag]

It'll be like when the Baltimore Ravens play.

Win or Lose...Baltimore Riots.

As someone who has been in Baltimore, I can say that this is pretty accurate.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

The Defense gets to call their own witnesses after the Prosecution is done. So it's not funny, it's just how things are done.

Ehhhh the Prosecutions witnesses are still fucking hilarious, you gotta admit

 

[Gehenna]

Ehhhh the Prosecutions witnesses are still fucking hilarious, you gotta admit

Oh god yes. The only time I have seen one side tank their case this bad was when I clerked for judge in family court and a man came into his custody hearing high off his ass. Its kinda glorious seeing this in a criminal proceeding.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

It's only "a few stores" till it's yours

In a nutshell:

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Argument for negative eugenics in one photo:
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Are we sure she is not a troon?

Cause..... She looks like a troon.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Maybe when he was crying out momma he was referring to her?

Holy shit this makes Floyd's screaming for mama so fucking funny now.

OH SHIT THEY EVEN POINTING OUT THE MAMA THING HE CALLED IT OUT, HOLY SHIT!!!

Isn't the mama thing what BLM says paints George Floyd as a victim of a racist society?

The HLN commentators have done a fast 180 overnight.

HLN is some CNN subchannel, isn't it?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Are we sure she is not a troon?

Cause..... She looks like a troon.

I am consistently amazed by how troons do not take good care of themselves. Greasy food, little exercise, poor personal hygiene... Junkies have a lot of the same lifestyle issues.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Isn't the mama thing what BLM says paints George Floyd as a victim of a racist society?

Wonder how they are gonna justify that Mama is actually a very sexual term Floyd used

 

[Mikoyan]

Isn't the mama thing what BLM says paints George Floyd as a victim of a racist society?

HLN is some CNN subchannel, isn't it?

Yeah. Started out as CNN Headline News. Nowadays it's mostly daytime true crime videos for ghoulish housewives.

 

[The First Fag]

How many free TVs does anyone need?

I could use three.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

In a nutshell:

You can tell they don't care about George Floyd, they just want the poor to suffer more and more.

 

[Slimy Time]

How is this fucking break still going on?

 

[Calandrino]

 

[Gehenna]

How is this fucking break still going on?

I suspect the breaks are due to security issues. The judge checking in on a regular basis to make sure the court isn't being literally sieged.