[July 26th, 2015] Chris Tells Us Why We Should Respect Sonichu

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Sonitistic said:
I'm a little shocked that Sonichu is still male.
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I think Chris is in a bind because he's committed to preventing any physical changes to his creations, to stay consistent on the blarms issue. When he created the Chaotic Combo he was still in denial about his gender, so we have STRAIGHT heterosexual couples. It was a couple years later that he started labeling most men as jerks, and even then, he tried to be a noble virile male himself for quite some time. He's always believed that there are a few good men, like his father and Santa Claus, so I guess Sonichu is included within this group.

At the same time, Chris has never really thought through the contradiction of how humans can reproduce if most men are ugly and evil. Sometimes I think that in Chris's ideal world, all men would keep their penises long enough to produce 2.3 children, and then become women. Either that or the narcissistic self-fertilization that Chris-Chan Sonichu managed. Despite his supposed transgenderism, he's still a family guy. He hasn't yet been able to reconcile his need for a biological daughter with his desire to be a woman. What he really wants is to give the birth, but he knows this will never happen, so at least he wants to supply the sperm.
 
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So it has come to be declared that even sonic is a JERK MALE

Does anyone else sorta cringe when the Archie comics get mentioned. I mean those things are like pure unbridled autism. I NEED DEEP EMOTIONAL AND MEANINGFUL STORIES IN MY CARTOON RODENT VS FATMAN UNIVERSE.

weird that a project forced on him by a high school teacher telling him to not make a sonic or pikachu based project is now viewed by him as superior to the very things that bore them.

CWC IS COMING FOR YOU NINTENDO
 
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Every time I question if something changed for Chris, he posts one of these and tells us that nothing changed at all.
Many have already made great points here, about Chris and his wish to stay in control over situations and why Sonichu is the way he is.
Sonichu is supposed to be "The best of both worlds" and he can not accept that his mary sueness of everyone liking Sonichu in the fictional world isn't going over into the real world. It's like he assumes that certain traits are needed to make people like something, that people MUST like a person/fictional character that has certain traits.
"Family friendly" "Strong" "Loyal"
.... all traits that he puts upon himself too. Because he is certain, this is how one makes a likeable person/character.
 
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His ego seems stronger than ever. :\ Also his delusion is kinda sad.
Or was it always this bad? I never noticed it as much as with that post.
 
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DanteOblong said:
His ego seems stronger than ever. :\ Also his delusion is kinda sad.
Or was it always this bad? I never noticed it as much as with that post.
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He kinda segued back and forth, away and then towards defending his beloved FEV Abomination. His ego has to be baked in just right to do it nowadays.
 
Sonitistic said:
I'm a little shocked that Sonichu is still male.
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I'm shocked he isn't a pony yet.

asperhes said:
I think Chris is in a bind because he's committed to preventing any physical changes to his creations, to stay consistent on the blarms issue. When he created the Chaotic Combo he was still in denial about his gender, so we have STRAIGHT heterosexual couples. It was a couple years later that he started labeling most men as jerks, and even then, he tried to be a noble virile male himself for quite some time. He's always believed that there are a few good men, like his father and Santa Claus, so I guess Sonichu is included within this group.

At the same time, Chris has never really thought through the contradiction of how humans can reproduce if most men are ugly and evil. Sometimes I think that in Chris's ideal world, all men would keep their penises long enough to produce 2.3 children, and then become women. Either that or the narcissistic self-fertilization that Chris-Chan Sonichu managed. Despite his supposed transgenderism, he's still a family guy. He hasn't yet been able to reconcile his need for a biological daughter with his desire to be a woman. What he really wants is to give the birth, but he knows this will never happen, so at least he wants to supply the sperm.
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This post was hilarious. You really got inside his head there. I really think you're on to something here.
 
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Lamer Gamer said:
Didn't see that this was posted in a comment in the other thread until after I made the thread. Felt it was worthy of its own, but if the mods disagree, feel free to delete.
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I wonder if Chris will post another video if still no one buys his stuff.
 
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So Sonichu isn't a yellow Sonic, he's a tall Pikachu?

Funny, does autism make you blind and stupid?


Thetan said:
So.........if his Amiibo venture isn't successful, does that mean he's going to have to resort to giving $5 handies behind Best Buy again?
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....who would even pay for them? Are they into projectile vomiting as well?
 
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See this right here is why I don't buy his shit. I thought he realised he wasn't the mega-celebrity he thought he was years ago (but still thought he was important nonetheless), but nope. He's still just as delusional as ever, and probably will be until the end of his days. Have fun gnawing that glue off your fingers, Chris.

CornetteFace said:
Isn't Sonichu the same character who has either performed, instigated or encouraged every act of violence performed by him or Chris in the comics? How is that family friendly?

EXPLAIN THAT CHRIS
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Don't forget about the graphic sex scene between him and Rosechu and the in-depth look at their reproductive systems right after. That's just as about as far from family friendly as it can be, unless of course he traced his own duck into the comic and. . .oh yeah.
 
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So each of these Amiibos take hours of work where he could be dressing up, playing vidya or creeping people out in general. I had no idea the sacrifices someone with the smallest amount of responsibilities would have to suffer through to still have such an over-inflated ego. Truly we are blessed to spend our hard earned money on something a third grader could make in a forty five minute art class.

So where does that leave the rest of us common folk? Pointing, laughing and documenting it for those who can't believe such a selfless, radiant and impossibly delusional person actually existed.
 
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